Hey guys! So..this isn't a chapter but the site doesn't allow author notes in stories (and I try to stick to the rules) so I'm not going to give you the note. My dear friend Eliza is!
Eliza: We are not friends.
Me: Wha- WHAT?
Eliza: You heard me! We're not friends, you put me in a mansion with six sadistic vampires for God's sake!
Me: Because I know you'll be able to handle it...
Eliza: YOU ABSOLUTE-
Shu: What's with all of the commotion? I'm trying to sleep.
Eliza: No you're not. If you were trying to sleep you wouldn't be standing here would you?
Me: She's right.
Eliza: Shut up. I'm still mad at you.
Me: *feels dejected* I created you...
Ayato: Oi! What's this? Shu, are you steal my Choco-Pan?
Eliza: You son of a-
Laito: Little Bitch! I was looking for you.
Eliza: Tell me this isn't happening. Oi, Cat! You're the one writing this. Make them go away!
Me: Only if you make the announcement. *evil grin*
Eliza: Not doing it.
Me: Ok... *writes something down.*
Reiji: Why am I here? I was in the middle of a very important experiment.
Eliza: Cat...
Me: All you have to say is a one sentence. I'll do all of the important stuff.
Eliza: Still not doing it.
Kanato: That stubbornness is going to kill you one day. Won't it, Teddy.
Me: Sooner than expected if she doesn't say the announcement.
Eliza: At least you haven't written-
Subaru: Written what?
Eliza: That's it, I quit!
Me: You can't quit the entire story! I'm the one that controls it!
All the brothers: She's right.
Eliza: How come none of you are going after her?
All the brothers: Because she controls the story!
Subaru: Idiot...
Me: *Smiles like an angel*
Eliza: I hate all of you.
Everyone except Eliza: We know.
Me: Eliza, you only have to make an announcement. It's not that much. Even the brothers can join in.
Reiji: I'm sorry what?
Ayato: You can't do that!
Laito: I though it was going to be Little Bitch's moment.
Kanato: Teddy won't like that too much.
Subaru: You never said that!
Shu: That's too bothersome.
All of them start to gang up on me.
Me: Hey, think about it. I f you all suck me dry, who continues the story?
All of them stop.
Me: That's what I thought. Now unless you want me to write a less than happy ending I suggest that you make the damn announcement. *threatening face*
All except me and Eliza: MAKE SURE YOU VOTE FOR WHO GETS TO BE SHIPPED WITH ELIZA AFTER THE END OF WTBS!
All of us turn to look at Eliza.
Eliza: *Sighs* Make sure to vote for who gets to be shipped with me after the events of WTBS.
All of us except cheer: HOORAY!
Me: Seriously though, what book I write next depends on you. You have two votes and you can vote on my profile. The order of books that I write depend on which order each brother comes in. Sorry this isn't an actual chapter. I've sent it to my proof-reader to read and I'll have it properly updated by Sunday at the very latest.
Reiji: Actually, the very latest of that statement would be one second before midnight on Sunday.
We all stare at him. I write something down.
Reiji's mouth gets zipped shut.
Me: Anyone else have anything to say?
Silence.
Me: That's what I thought!