Monday
Stark: Hey, Junior Scout! Didn't know you had one of my phones!
Cat: …
Cat: what do you want, stark
Stark: Aw, don't be like that, Kitten! I miss your cheerful face!
Stark: :-D
Cat: that's nice
Stark: Seriously, though, what's this I hear about you having a sister?
Cat: yeah her name's rebecca
Stark: Is she hot?
Cat: …
Cat: …
Cat: you come near my sister and i will hurt you
Stark: Hey, I'm just joking! I kid!
Cat: fine
Stark: But really, is she?
Cat: i'm telling pepper
Tuesday
Stark: Hey hey kiddo, so I hear you and Miss Pryde are best buds, yeah?
Cat: why are you still texting me
Stark: It's just a simple question!
Cat: fine, yes kitty and i are good friends
Stark: Does she ever like misuse her power?
Stark: I mean, if I could walk through walls, I'd be up to all sorts of no good
Stark: Like, snoop around everywhere
Stark: Ladies locker room
Stark: That kinda thing
Stark: You know?
Stark: Junior Scout, you there?
Cat: why must you talk to me
Wednesday
Stark: Hey Kitten, you there?
Cat: unfortunately yes
Stark: Okay if I call you Kitten?
Cat: i actually don't mind that as much as junior scout
Cat: what the hell, sure
Stark: Woohoo! We made a breakthrough, you and me!
Stark: On our way to friendship!
Cat: why must you torment me so
Thursday
Cat: stark what did you do
Stark: What's up Kitten?
Cat: my phone, stark, what did you do
Stark: Oh!
Stark: I pushed out a new update
Stark: Especially for you
Stark: ;-)
Cat: stark there are kittens all over my phone
Stark: That's because you're Kitten!
Cat: stark my ringtone is now cat meows, make it stop
Stark: Aw don't be like that Kitten, everybody got that update!
Cat: becca's doesn't look like that
Stark: Really, what's your sister's number?
Cat: no stark, you leave her alone, just fix my damn phone
Cat: put it back
Stark: You're sucking the fun right outta life here, Kitten
Cat: don't you have a company or something to run?
Stark: Sure, but you're much more entertaining!
Cat: i hate you so much right now
Friday
Stark: Hey hey hey Kitten!
Stark: Guess what I heard?
Stark: Come on, guess?
Cat: god fine, i dunno
Cat: your stock prices went up again?
Stark: Well, yes, but even better, this is about you!
Cat: …
Cat: what already?
Stark: I heard you were a lesbian! Is that true?
Cat: yes stark i have a girlfriend
Cat: pepper even flew me out for a booty call once
Cat: happy?
Stark: That is so hot.
Cat: i swear to god i will change my number