Stark: Hey Pepper Pep Pep you there?
Pepper: Tony I'm in a meeting
Stark: I'll make it quick, honest
Stark: Really important question, it's been bugging me
Pepper: What Tony, make it quick
Stark: Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Pepper: …
Pepper: Are you drinking again?
Pyro: Kitty, can I ask you something?
Kitty: Yeah, Johnny, what?
Pyro: Why is it girls always go into a bathroom together?
Pyro: I mean, is there a party or something going on?
Pyro: Free mints?
Pyro: Seriously
Kitty: You really wanna know?
Pyro: Yeah, really
Kitty: Cause Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Pyro: …
Pyro: You've been talking to Becca again haven't you
Becca: Caitlin I have determined something
Cat: becca i'm like right down the hall in kitty's room
Becca: Yes I know but I must tell you this
Cat: yeah go ahead what's up?
Becca: You can transform into a feline
Cat: that's one of my forms, yeah
Becca: You are McGonagall!
Cat: …
Cat: while i'm very proud of your developing sense of humor
Cat: you just made me facepalm
Becca: What is this facepalm?
Cat: i'll explain when i get back to the room
Becca: Very well Minerva
Cat: stop
Becca: Being an animagus is very prestigious
Cat: please becca stop
Becca: Is your patronus also a feline?
Cat: i'm turning my phone off now
Hawk: Hey kiddo
Cat: clint! what's up?
Hawk: Xmas is at my place, will you & Becca be up here round then?
Cat: really? cool! yeah we can visit by then
Hawk: I got one request though
Cat: yeah, anything!
Cat: i'm so excited!
Hawk: So I promised Lila a kitty for Xmas
Cat: clint
Hawk: So I was wondering
Cat: i see where you're going don't you dare
Hawk: It's just for the day, until I can get one for her the day after
Hawk: Cat?
Hawk: Please?
Hawk: You wouldn't disappoint a little girl would you?
Cat: you suck
Cat: and you will so owe me big time
Hawk: That's my kitty-cat!
Cat: don't push it
A/N: I am having entirely too much fun with these...