"OK, next question is: What is your sexual fantasy? OH, I love whoever wrote this question!" Yang commented and everyone looked around to find the culprit. Blake was so, so glad she had the best poker face. "Fine, I will start. I always wanted to try it at a beautiful beach, in the water."
"That would be gritty." Sun said while eating a banana. "With the sand and all."
"That is why I would do in the water." Yang answered.
"Wouldn't that attract sharks? They say they are attracted to blood." Ruby questioned.
"And why there would be blood?" Weiss inquired.
"Because Yang is a jbiuaqvgj" Yang put her hand on Ruby's mouth and everyone looked at the blonde.
"I like to scratch." She dodged, and everyone but Blake accepted that. "How about you, Weiss?" The heiress looked at her clothes and removed her socks. "No fun. But we might see you naked."
"I would rather kill you all." Weiss deadpanned, and some of them were sure she would try.
"Blakey!"
"Under a blooming cherry tree, wearing kimonos." Blake answered as plainly as possible.
"Why kimonos? Why a cherry tree? Where do you even got this idea from?" Coco questioned and Blake shrugged, because she wouldn't ever spoke aloud of her Space Ninjas of Love novels.
"Ruby?" The small girl removed her shoes. "Wait, you do have sexual fantasies?"
"I am nineteen! Of course I am interested!" Ruby blushed immediately as everyone laughed.
"Captain!"
"Stockings and lacy underwear." He confessed while hiding his face, and a few girls made notice to acquire some soon.
"Wait, does that mean you have fantasies with the Commander? She is always wearing stockings…" Yang asked and they watched as Glynda kept an impassive face and Jaune fumed from his ears.
"NO!" He was able to shout.
"What a pity." Glynda said and they all stared shocked at her. "It was a joke."
"Are you able to joke?" Yang said while dramatically moving her hands. Glynda just stared at her. "Ouch. OK, after this shocking revelation, Nora!"
"Renny!" She answered promptly and everyone looked at the boy. "What was the question again?"
"I think we do have an answer." Yang stated.
"Wait, no we don't!" Ren tried to fix the situation but Yang ignored him.
"So, Renny, how about you? Is your answer Nora?" Ren just removed his other shoe. "Ha! It so is! OK, champs?"
"I… I…" Pyrrha removed her shoes, unable to say that with Jaune in the room.
"Velvet?"
"Cosplay…" Bunny answered while hiding her face with her ears.
"Oh, I so need to see this sometime." Yang commented with a smirk, making Velvet blush more. "Neptune!"
"Slapping…" he confessed.
"Wait, slapping where, exactly?" Coco asked and Neptune shut his mouth. "I bet you like some slaps in the d." Neptune gagged at the affirmation while everyone laughed.
"Sun!"
"Heh, easy, I like to be oiled up." The lie detector fired immediately. "What? Come on!" Sun removed his shoes.
"Now I am really curious what exactly you are hiding. Commander? Heh, I think we all know by now. You like younger boys." Glynda just stood there, silently. "Wait, really? Hey, skipper, you might get your fantasy!" Jaune just turned his brain off. "Coco!"
"Hmmm, cute girls in frilly dresses." Coco admitted, and Yang instinctively pushed Ruby close while eyeing the short-haired brunette.
"So, Doc?"
"Oh, I like big groups." She said with a sultry smile and everyone squirmed a little under her gaze.
"We are a bunch of perverts! And we still have more questions to answer!" Weiss protested.
"And the last one is Penny…" Yang said still keeping an eye on Coco and hugging Ruby.
"Do androids even have sex?" Sun questioned.
"I am fully compatible with the human anatomy, and in fact I am very curious about this act of intimacy." Penny answered and they all stood there in utter shock.
"Ren, why she is fully compatible? Is that even true?" Jaune asked in a whisper.
"It is true, and I have asked myself this very question… Whoever projected Penny's android body, had some weird ideas…"
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Ozpin sneezed for no reason back at the Colonies.
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A.N.: OK, next chapter will take a little longer to be up, with the weekend and all. ^^