I do not own Kim Possible. I know, sad but true... 'sigh'

Chapter 6

Kim and Shego both jumped out of the way as a strange sphere rolled across their path.

"I've still got more for yeh, Lassie!" a very accented voice said.

Shego threw some plasma at the Scottish golfer, missing him by inches.

"What do you want, Killigan?" Kim yelled as she got into a fighting stance.

"I jus' wanted to see if the rumors were true, Lassie," Killigan replied as he dropped more golf balls. "And to get rid of yeh. Fore!"

Both Kim and Shego threw plasma to intercept the exploding spheres.

"Why don' ye jus' give up, Lassie? I've clearly got the better of yeh."

Kim fired a surprise shot and hit Duff in the face.

Duff's face flared with anger.

"OI!"

"You asked for it," Kim said as she kept her fighting stance.

Shego was on the other side of the golfer, waiting for her Pumpkin to make a move.

Kim pounced at Killigan while Shego waited for the man to make a move. When he did, it took Shego completely by surprise.

Killigan took a step back and waited until Kim landed before grabbing her and pulling out a long nine iron.

"This one is made especially for yeh, Lassie," Killigan said as he held up the club.

Kim stared in fear at the nine iron's bladed shaft.

Killigan looked over at Shego.

"Don' do anything, Lass."

Shego didn't have to do anything. At that moment, a taser dart landed in Duff's shoulder, paralyzing him.

Kim ran to Shego and into her waiting arms.

"He almost got me!" she said as sobs shook her body.

Shego's eyes flared.

"Let me at that ass!"

Kim held Shego at bay as several GJ agents hauled Killigan away.

"Let me at him, Kimmie! I'm gonna to rip his head off and shove it up his ass! No one does that to my Kimmie!"

Kim smiled and stood on her toes to give Shego a kiss.

Shego's eyes closed as she wrapped her arms around Kim and pulled her closer.

"Ahem."

Shego broke the kiss and looked over at the voice.

"What?"

"Don't you have somewhere to go?" Betty Director asked.

"Not at the moment, seeing as it's Saturday," Kim stated as she kept Shego in her arms.

"Then what are you two doing?"

"Heading to the mall," Shego stated. "I have a right to go shopping."

"With ill-gotten funds?"

Shego pulled out a card.

"Go ahead and trace that. That's a debit card tied directly to the trust my parents left me. It's been collecting interest these last seventeen years."

Betty took the card and handed it to another agent. After a quick check, he was confirming what Shego had said.

"It's exactly as she said. The trust was placed in this account by the Go's."

Shego held out her hand and Betty handed her the card back.

"If you want peace of mind, go ahead and clear out my other accounts. This one will keep Kimmie and me for years to come."

Kim watched as Shego passed over all her other cards. Even her credit cards.

"Are you sure?" Kim asked.

"I would rather go bankrupt than have to be thrown in jail for use of illegal funds."

Betty took the other cards and handed them all over to the same tech.

"And now if you'll excuse us," Shego said as she walked away, her right hand around Kim's waist.

Middleton Mall...

Shego lead the way to Club Banana, ignoring the looks she and Kim got.

Kim on the other hand, was a little more nervous. She was looking at everyone. Wondering what they were thinking.

"GF? What happened to you?"

Kim looked forward and found herself in Club Banana. Monique was running up.

As soon as Monique saw who was holding her, she stopped dead in her tracks.

"What are you doing here?" she asked, pointed at Shego.

Shego lifted her left hand.

"I'm spending the day with my wife, treating her to some new clothes."

Monique looked at Kim's left hand and noticed another ring.

"I heard Bonnie yell that you two were married, but I had no idea it was true."

"Dr. D forced us into this. He shot Kimmie with a 'DNA Splicing Ray' and it mixed our genetics."

"But that doesn't explain why you two got married."

Shego motioned to Kim to give her friend the news.

"How do you feel about being called 'Aunt'?"

Monique nearly dropped.

Shego and Kim caught her and sat her down in a chair.

"Aunt? I'm going to be an aunt?"

Kim gave a dreamy smile as she placed a hand on her waist.

What surprised Monique even more was when Shego did the same.

"Both of you?"

Kim nodded as she looked into Monique's eyes.

"We're both pregnant. I'm having her child and she's having mine."

"Okay," Monique said. "Now I'm sure I've lost it."

Kim laughed.

"I'm positive you're sane."

Monique looked between the two.

"How are you having each others kid?"

"Mad science," Kim stated. "That's the only explanation."

Monique looked at Kim's arm. It was a green as her face.

"Since you're having Shego's kid, does that mean that you have her powers as well?"

Kim held out her right hand and ignited her plasma.

"I got half of what she had. Although, we're both working on getting it back to full strength."

Shego nodded and held out a hand to Monique.

"You're not going to burn me, are you?" she asked.

Shego shook her head.

Monique gently grabbed Shego's hand and the latter pulled her to her feet.

"Now I'm off to find some good clothes."

Monique stood there as Kim and Shego walked over to a rack and started looking through clothes.

Kim shook her head when Shego started holding out a green and black shirt.

"Man," Kim said. "You're stuck on green and black, aren't you?"

Shego nodded.

"I need red and green."

"No. Don't want you looking like an extra from some Christmas program."

Kim thought on that for a few seconds before nodding agreement.

"How about red and black? Now that I'm getting your hair color mixed into mine, it seems only right."

Shego pulled out a red and black t-shirt and held it up to Kim.

"This might work. Won't know until you try it on."

Kim nodded and walked to the changing rooms.

"Shego?"

She turned to look at Monique.

"Yeah?"

"Let me know if you two need any help with anything. And I'm not talking about Club Banana."

Shego smiled and nodded.

"You got it," she said.

"So? How do I look?"

Kim had returned with the shirt on.

As soon as Shego caught sight of Kim, she whistled.

"Do I really look that good?"

Shego pulled Kim to her and gave her a deep kiss.

When the kiss ended, Kim had a the same dreamy expression on her face from earlier.

"I'll take that as a yes," she said as she looked into the emerald eyes before her.

Okay. So Monique is going to be an "Aunt". You should not be surprised. Kim and Mo are best friends, besides Ron, of course, and why would she not make Mo her child's aunt? Any who, on to the next chapter's preview.

Okay, Duff Killigan attacked. That's one down and two to go. But why are they attacking with the intent to kill? And do it in public, no less? You'll just have to wait and find out. Also, who's going to attack next? Drakken or Fiske? You choose.

A/N: Kim's daughter will be named Kyleigh Sabrina Possible instead of Kyleigh Ann Possible unless there's a problem with it. Also, Shego's son will remain Shephard Kane Possible. Please continue to review and if these names are not to your liking, PM me and give me more names to use. Also, tell me if you want them to have just daughters or sons or a daughter and a son like above. I leave it in the best possible place. Your hands. Till next time.

And to make sure you all have enough time to vote, yes I'm keeping the poll open, I'm going to wait at least three chapters to reveal the gender of the children and their names. The ones above are just in case I don't get any more votes, so don't let it bother you.

Thanks for reading and I hope to hear from you.

Talon Earthstone