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Chapter 33

Cell smirked as the lights of Hogwarts came into view. It was about Nine o clock at the night, so everyone was in bed at the moment. All of a sudden, several large shapes flew right in front of him! Cell instantly got into a fighting position, but after a minute. Cell lowered his defenses and smirked.

"Dementors." Cell smiled at the dark creatures that floated in front of him. Then his eyes glowed black. A split second later, two black beams shot out of Cell's eyes and collided with the dementors, causing them the shake for a moment. Then, they gathered around the android, hissing and growling. In a way… they seemed to be… greeting him.

"It's good to see you all, too. I have not forgotten my promise to give you all the souls that you can drain. Soon, I will give you the entire world, starting with the United States! Soon, I will give you trillions of souls! I made this promise, and I will keep it! The whole universe will be yours!" Cell roared as he raised his fist. The dementors hissed with delight.

"Now I can tell Morgana that the dementors will help us. Although, they've been helping me for much longer then that." Cell chuckled at the memory of dementors attacking Harry and Gohan during a quidditch game.

"Now, I've got business to attend to. So, farewell." Cell raised his hand. With another hiss, the dementors flew off. Cell chuckled as he looked down at the Forbidden Forest, and then floated down, landing on his feet. Ever since Dumbledore's death, the protections around Hogwarts keeping Cell out had broken, allowing Cell to come and go as he please. As Cell walked through the Forbidden Forest, he heard a hissing noise. He turned to stare straight at a large group of acromantulas!

"Aragog's spawn…" Cell muttered as he raised a hand, making a purple light appear in his hand. The spiders screeched.

"I see that Gohan left you with bad memories of ki blasts." Cell chuckled as he flicked his hand, causing a large explosion. When the smoke faded, there was a large crater between the android and the spiders. The spiders screeched and vanished back into the forest. After that, no one and nothing got in Cell's way. When he reached the main gates, Cell frowned. Although it was nighttime, there would definitely still be people up and about, such as Filch and the school prefects, and most likely members of that silly organization that Gohan and Harry had created back when that hag Umbridge was in charge of Hogwarts. Cell hated to admit, but he disliked Umbridge as much as Gohan had. There was something about her that felt… repulsing. So, Cell frowned, and then smiled.

"This is why having the cells of a metamorphmagus comes in handy." Cell chuckled. Then, he concentrated. An instant later, Cell's hands began to morph, and his wings and antennae shrunk into his body. His tail vanished, and his purple eyes turned black. Cell's grey and green skin then turned to pale white skin. Now, if you looked, you wouldn't see Cell. You would see Severus Snape. Then, Cell pulled a mirror out of his robe and looked at himself.

"I look good." Cell chuckled. Then, with a flick of his hand, the gates of Hogwarts flew open, and Cell strode through the gates with a smile on the man's face. Ignoring Hagrid's cabin, Cell soon came upon the main doors. The smell of smoke made Cell turn his head. For the first time in a long time, Cell was surprised. He had been so focused, that he hadn't been paying attention as he flew in. Where the Black Lake normally was… it was gone! Now, there was smoke rising from where the lake used to be. And now that Cell thought about it… the edge of the Forbidden Forest was shorter than he remembered it, and there were many more stumps now.

"Hmph. I wonder why Snape didn't mention this…" Cell muttered as he pushed open the doors. Or rather, tried to open the doors.

"What the?" Cell snarled as he tried to open the doors by pushing with his hands. Nothing. Then, he tried kicking the door. Still nothing. After that failure, he put his back to the door and pushed back with his feet. Besides creating a dust cloud, the door still didn't budge.

(Don't forget, Cell is still disguised as Snape. So, everything that Cell is doing, it looks like Snape is doing all of it.)

Several failed attempts later…

"Stupid muggle tools!" Cell cursed as he tossed the jackhammer aside, landing in the pile of other discarded tools. Not even the Alohamora spell had worked!

"Damn! This door must be under a spell that doesn't let anyone in at night! And this door must be able to tell that I'm not the real Snape! Curses, what I am supposed to do, knock on the door?" Then, Cell blinked.

"I am an idiot." Then, Cell raised his hand and knocked on the door. After tapping his foot for a few minutes, the door rumbled, and then opened a crack. Then, Filch poked his head out the door.

"Who goes there?" Filch snarled at Cell.

"It's me, Argus." Then, Cell pulled his hood off, revealing Snape's face.

"Oh! Headmaster! You're back! I didn't recognize you at first!" Filch stammered as he lowered his lantern.

"Now you do. So, kindly let me in, or you'll end up begging for scraps in Diagon Alley, squib, along with that fleabag of yours." Cell sneered. For a second, shock flashed across Filch's face. Then, he sighed.

"Of course, sir." Then, Filch stood aside, letting Cell walk through.

"Keep an eye out for those juvenile delinquents." Cell chuckled as he strode past Filch, looking down to see hissing at him.

"Yes, I can tell that you know I'm not the real Snape. Buzz off." Cell chuckled mentally as he vanished down a hallway. With a smirk on his face, he draped his hood back over his face. Then, something on the wall got his attention.

"JOIN DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY." Was painted on the wall with red paint. Cell frowned, and then got an evil smile on his face. With a flick of his finger, he blasted the JOIN part of the message off the wall. Then, he aimed his finger to the left of ARMY, and shot a thin purple beam out of it. When the smoke faded, Cell grinned. The wall now said "DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY SUCKS."

"I love being evil." Cell chuckled. After several more hallways, Cell finally saw his destination: the library. With a smile, Cell pushed aside the large doors and strode in. He then flicked his finger, causing the large doors to snap shut. A large yellow ki ball then floated out of Cell's hand and shot up to the ceiling, where it stayed. The large ki ball caused the room to light up, as if it was day.

"Okay… where to begin?" Cell asked out loud as he looked at the shelves of books.

The Gulf of Mexico…

"Hmph. There's the target. When I give the signal, open the hanger doors." Kairo said as he lowered his electronic binoculars. He had been waiting on the Wand of Immortality for several hours, until the plane that they were supposed to attack had finally come in range.

"Very well." The Arbiter said as he came up behind Kairo, with several dozen elites behind him. Then, the sound of plane turbines broke through the silence.

"Here we go…" Kairo said quietly as he put his helmet over his head.

"You carry resentment towards the saiyan female, same as I." The Arbiter said as he stood next to the bounty hunter, causing Kairo to look at him.

"Yes… I do." Kairo snarled. Then, the roar got even louder. Kairo raised his arm to his mouth and spoke into his communicator.

"Pop the hatch." Kairo said.

"Affirmative." Tartarus's voice came over the communicator. Then, the doors opened, causing wind to sweep through the open hanger, and the bright blue of the gulf to appear.

"This is the first step to our conquest of this planet! Today will be a day that both wizards and muggles will never forget! Today… we make history!" Kairo roared as he raised his gun. The Arbiter and other elites roared as they raised their guns. Then, the plane could be seen beneath them.

"Now… FOR THE EMPIRE!" Kairo roared as he leaped out of the ship, quickly followed by the Arbiter and the rest of the elites. After several seconds of free-falling, Kairo and the other elites activated their jetpacks, sending them shooting towards the plane. Then, Kairo extended his hand, causing a rocket to shoot out of his arm. It shot towards the back of the plane, and collided with the back of the plane, causing a large explosion. The smoke was blown away, leaving an ugly hole in the side of the plane.

"I love this job." Kairo chuckled as he flew through the hole and landed.

"The plan is proceeding as planed." The Arbiter said as he landed next to Kairo, quickly followed by the other elites.

"The guards will come soon. Let's move out, get the presidents, and blow this plane to hell." Kairo smirked as he drew his gun from its holster. Then, he whirled and shot two agents that had just come from around the hallway.

"Impressive, Andraxan." The Arbiter said as Kairo lowered his gun.

"Stick to your swords. Your shields should be able to protect you from most of the muggles's bullets. Now, follow me! To victory!" Then, Kairo took off down the hallway, with the Arbiter and several other elites. They rounded the hallway corner to see four Secret Service agents whirl with their guns in hands.

"What the hell are those things?" one agent yelled.

"Who cares? Kill them! Protect the president!" another agent yelled. Then, they opened fire! Kairo ducked, and then pointed his arm. A dart flew out of a canister on Kairo's armband, which stuck to an agent's neck, causing the agent to gasp and collapse. Then, Kairo kneed another agent in the gut, and then grabbed the agent's neck, twisted it, and snapped it. He then leaped over the third shocked agent and blasted him in the head! He whirled to see the 4th agent collapse and the Arbiter pull his sword out of the agents back.

"What is happening to him?" The Arbiter asked as she and Kairo looked at the agent that Kairo had hit with a dart, who was in spasms.

"I hit him with a dart dipped in basalisk venom. He'll be dead in a minute. But, I'll be merciful." Then, Kairo shot the spasming agent in the head. Then, three more elites arrived behind them.

"Arbiter! Severl more muggle units have been disposed of!" a white armored elite said.

"If the muggles are this easy to destroy, why did Lady Morgana send so many soldiers?" the Arbiter asked. Then, Kairo gasped.

"DOWN!" Kairo tackled the Arbiter, sending them crashing against the airplane. Then, several green lights shot over the spot where they were standing just a second ago, smashing into several elites, causing them to roar and crash to the ground behind several passanger seats. The next instant, Kairo was shooting in the direction that the green lights had come from, between the chairs.

"That's why! Assume defensive positions and fire all weapons!" Kairo ordered. The remaning two dozen elites

"What is it? What is attacking us? Aurors?" the arbiter asked as he stood up and defected another spell with his sword.

"No. Even worse. The honor guard." Kairo said as he leaped over another spell and continued firing. Now, you could see three robed figures standing at the end of the narrow hallway.

"They're very skilled, and will guard both presidents with their lives. This means that we're getting close." Then, Kairo's helmet beeped. Now, Kairo could see the entire layout of the plane.

"The saferoom is thirty meters from here." Kairo said. Then, the entire plane shuddered, causing both the elites and Honor guard to stop firing.

"What's going on?" The arbiter asked.

"Carsecs, the muggle transport vehicle is suffering massive damage. It does not appear that it can suffer much more damage." Tartarus's voice said over the communicator.

"Damn! Curse these damn muggles and their weak structure design! I've got to end this now." Kairo cursed as he adjusted his armor. Then, the plane shook again as he stood up to fire. At that second, the floor seemed to fall out from under him, and he smashed into the ceiling, along with the Arbiter and the rest of the elites. But, the Honor Guard also smashed into the ceiling as well. (If you want some help with your imagination, imagine the level from MW3 where you're a bodyguard for the president on the plane.)

"We're stalling out! Use your jetpacks to remain stable!" As he yelled this, Kairo bent down and slammed his boots, causing them to glow blue for a second. Then, Kairo landed on the floor.

"I love this armor." The bounty hunter chuckled. Then, he snarled and he took off down the hallway. One spell flew past his head, but the plane shuddered once again, causing everyone except Kairo to smash into the side of the plane. Then, he saw the spinning figures of the Honor Guard above him. He deactivated his magnetic boots and flipped, bringing both arms out and spun in the air. Then, two flames shot out of Kario's arms and turned into a fire cyclone, lighting up the interior briefly, and lighting all the members of the Honor Guard on fire, causing them to scream and drop their wands. At that instant, the plane turned right-side up again.

"Well done." The Arbiter said as he and the remaining elites arrived behind Kario.

"Job's not done yet. We don't have much time left before this plane cracks into pieces. And if those presidents die on us, we're all dead. Come on! Send several guards to the cockpit before this plane crashes into the blasted gulf! This armor is not waterproof!" Kario yelled as he charged down the second-class corridor.

"You heard the Andraxan! Two of you, go to the piloting system and regain control. The rest of you, accompany me to our final destination!" another rumble went through the plane as the strike team continued their mission, killing all those who stood in their path, including passengers, Honor Guard, and Secret Service agents, while losing relatively few soldiers themselves. Finally, they rounded another hallway and saw their destination, a large set of black doors with the presidential seal on them.

"Finally. Stand back." Kairo said as they approached the door.

"Why? What are you planning, Andraxan?" the Arbiter asked as he looked at Kario.

"For several reasons. One, I'm going to blow the door, and I want you cover me as I clear the room. Second, I have no data at all on how skilled this Warren Griffin is. He has to know that we're here. And we're at a disadvantage, since we need him alive. He's not going down without a fight. Get back." Kairo smirked as he pulled a grenade out and flipped the switch, causing it to turn on. A smile appeared under his mask as he threw the grenade. For a minute, the grenade arched through the air. Then, it hit the door. He didn't wait for the smoke to clear before he followed it up with a rocket blast, causing an even larger explosion.

"Why did you not wait to see if your grenade blew open the door?" The Arbiter asked as he turned his sword on.

"Because, my intention wasn't to destroy the door right there. I knew that it would survive the impact." Sure enough, when the smoke faded, it revealed the door, still intact, but in shatters.

"Now, we give the final bang. Cover me." Kairo smirked as he clicked a capsule, causing a square item to appear in his hand.

"What is that?" The Arbiter asked as Kairo tossed it at the door, causing it to stick, with two long sticks, one on each side.

"A muggle weapon called C-Four. I hear it makes a good bang." Then, Kairo clicked the trigger in his hand. A second later…

BOOM! The doors couldn't handle anymore and exploded. Kairo immediately went in first, and raised his gun as several bullets bounced off his armor. With two quick shots, the Secret Service Agents dropped dead. As he whirled to kill the three honor guards, they gasped and dropped. Then, the wall seemed to shift. An instant later, the Arbiter and two other elites appeared. Then, Kairo chuckled. He turned to see Warren Griffin standing in front of a chair, wand already in hand. In the chair next to him, was the Muggle President.

"Mr. President, I presume?" Kario smirked.

"I don't know what you all are, but you're making a serious mistake. Leave now." Griffin said calmly as the plane rumbled again.

"Sorry, but I've been paid a very handsome amount of money to bring you both in, wizard." Kairo chuckled.

"I see that you know about my world, but you're no wizard. Relax Bill, I'll take care of this. This is a little bit out of your league." Warren chuckled as he twirled his wand.

"Ahem… whatever you say, Warren." The muggle president said very nervously as he looked at the Arbiter and elites.

"You're very cocky for an old man. What are you, fifty?" Kairo chuckled. Then, he instantly brought his gun up and fired several times. But, Warren deflected every blast with a flick of his wand.

"Try eighty-seven, punk. I fought in World War Two. I've seen plenty of your kind. Hot-headed and reckless." Griffin chuckled.

"Wow, Morgana was way off." Kairo muttered as he cocked his gun.

"It appears that your assessment of this human was correct. What do you wish to do now?" The Arbiter asked.

"We'll have to do this hand to hand. Like my father told me, when you can't blast your target, punch his eyes out." Kairo sighed. Then, the Arbiter and the other elites snarled as they turned their swords on and roared as they charged towards Griffin. The man smiled and raised his wand.

"Expulso!" Then, a giant force erupted from Griffin's wand, and slammed into the Kario and the elites, sending them all flying. The force was so strong that several elites flre stright through the wall!

"Not me, you don't!" Then, Kairo shot a wire out of his arm, which caught onto one of the decoration poles and wrapped around it. Kairo then used the momentum to whirl around. Warren turned just in time to see Kairo's feet slam into his chest!

"OOF!" the man grunted as the force sent him shooting across the room and right through the wall! Then, Kairo felt a tingle. At that instant, he got sucked through the hole as well! He instantly disconnected the wire attached to the pole. The minute that he was outside the plane, he pulled a knife out of his arm and stuck it into the side of the plane.

"Phew! Now, for Griffin." Kairo muttered as he looked around. Then, a blur slammed into him, forcing to lose his grip, sending him flying. He instantly activated his jetpack, allowing him to regain stability. He then activated his magnetic boots, allowing him to land on the top of the plane. Now that he was on the outside, he could see how damaged the plane was. There was fire coming out of one of the turbines, and the gulf appeared to be even closer than before. A swishing sound made Kairo turn to see Griffin soar past him on a broom.

"Where did that come from?" Kario muttered as he ducked from Griffin's latest spell. Then, he grabbed his gun and aimed it at the man on the broom.

"Only gonna get one shot at this…" Kairo muttered as he aimed. Then, he pulled the trigger. For an instant, nothing happened. Then…

BOOM! Griffin's broom simply exploded, sending the man spiraling through the air and smashing onto the plane's surface.

"Nice shot." Griffin muttered as he wiped his mouth.

"I've been fighting your kind for years. I've killed pure-bloods, half-bloods, and muggle-borns. I'm not scared. And soon… I'm gonna enjoy leading an attack on your so great country." Kairo smirked as he cocked his gun.

"So that's what you want… forget it! I'm not a traitor! I'll never give you the key to lowering the shield!" Griffin snarled as he raised his wand. Then, a giant white light flew out of it and collided with Kairo, causing a large explosion. When the smoke faded… there was a green shield covering Kairo.

"Impressed? The magical charms of Kazaran are quite proficient. A gift… from a friend." Kairo chuckled as the green shield faded. Then, Kairo pulled a sword out of his back. As he held it, it glowed yellow.

"I may not be a wizard, but I can certainly kill one! It's a lot easier than you think! It's too bad that they want you alive…" Kario sighed. Then, he charged, with his blade high. Griffin growled and ducked under the blade, and then yelled as Kairo's next slash gazed his chest. He leaped over Kairo's next slash and threw a punch, which Kairo ducked from.

"You're more agile than I thought, old man! I haven't had a fight like this since that female saiyan years ago!" Kairo chuckled. Then, he ducked as a blue light shot out of Griffin's wand.

"This man has skill. My helmet protects me from the high wind speeds and lets me breathe normally. My magnetic boots lets me stick to the surface. He has none of these advantages, and he still has me on the defensive. Say… this is an advantage. I better use it." Kario smiled beneath his mask.

"I can keep this up all day! You look like you're about to pass out!" Kairo yelled as he looked up.

"I've got plenty of fight left, punk!" Griffin yelled as he fired a yellow spell at Kairo, who ducked.

"I'm no punk! I'm the best bounty hunter in the universe!" Kairo yelled

"This ends now!" Kairo yelled as he charged. He leaped over Griffin's next spell, and twirled on the next one, barely gazing the next one. In the next instant, he tackled Griffin, sending them tumbling across the plane. After a minute, they finally stopped. Kairo punched Griffin in the face, and then Griffin's foot nailed Kairo in the stomach, sending him tumbling with a grunt. Since he had demagnetized his boots, there was nothing to stop him from tumbling across the plane's surface. He then hooked his knife into the left wing, causing him to stop an inch from falling. Then, he looked up to see Warren standing above him with his wand pointed at Kario's face.

"You made a mistake coming here." Warren said.

"And you made a mistake when you underestimated me." Kairo answered back. Then, Warren blinked with shock, and his hands slowly went to his neck, Then, he yanked something out of his neck and brought it to his eyes with trembling hands.

"That's dipped in Meensen venom, a nerve tranquilizer. You lost." Kairo smirked.

"Damn… Jenny…" then, Warren collapsed. Quickly, Kairo activated his jetpack and grabbed Warren, before he slid off the plane.

"You might be better than Dumbledore." Kairo muttered as the plane shuddered again. He quickly slung the president over his shoulders and stood up..

"Andraxan, where are you? We already have the Arbiter and the muggle president on board the Wand of Immortality. Where is the wizarding president? Lady Morgana demands an update." Tartarus's voice came over the communicator.

"Tell the lady that she can chill. I've got the precious cargo. Now get me outta here before this plane crashes into something!" a rumble made Kairo look down to see the metal crack beneath his feet.

"SHIT! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" Kairo yelled as a large groan cut through the air. Then, Kairo looked up to see the Wand of Immortality appear above him. Then, a purple light shined down. When it connected, Kairo lifted off the ground and flew into the ship. As the Wand of Immortality vanished into the upper atmosphere, the Decimator flew past them and fired at Air Force One, causing the plane to explode and crash into the Gulf, where the derbis quickly sank into the gulf, leaving nothing behind.