Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Being a dad means being the heavy. It's your job to say no.
"Why can't I go to Kushina's party?" Shikavivi(Or Vivi as she preferred) asked hands on hips. She looked very pretty with her black hair tied up in a messy bun and light eyeshadow. Her lips were covered in clear gloss and she was wearing a pink lace camisole and a jean miniskirt with black tights underneath and a pair of silver kitten heels.
"Because," Shikamaru gave a long, heavy sigh. "It's late and there is no adult supervision at the party. And it's full of teenagers."
"How do you know Mr. and Mr. Uchiha won't be home?"
"I'm good friends with them. And everyone in the village knows about their monthly date week. Naruto shouts from the rooftops."
"C'mon Daddy, Mommy said I could go." Vivi whined loudly.
" Oy! I am not a mother! I'm am your second male parental figure." Kiba shouted from upstairs.
"Yes, yes, we know dear." Shikamaru said. "Now Vivi, like your troublesome mother might have said you were allowed to go he never talked it over with me and he knows how much I worry about you and Kiyoshi."
"But still! Didn't you go to any parties when you were my age?"
"No, they were too troublesome. Kiba was addicted to them. He threw a lot of them himself. I always skipped saying I had to go feed the deer."
"You still do that every time Grandma Tsume invites you over to her house."
"Don't tell her that."
"So can I go to the party?"
"No."
"But Jun Hatake is going to be there!"
"Now you're definitely not going."
Author's Note: Another one featuring the teenagers. I figured since this has a good chance of being my last up date before 2010 why not make it about the age I'm most excited to write about? The teenagers!
I also get to mention Kiba's disdain for his role as the uke (Even though we all know he likes it) and his hatred for the name Mommy.
Shikavivi is one of my favorite of the girls to write. She's the right blend of Shikamaru and Kiba. She's narcoleptic(Which means she falls into deep sleep at random times) and she's a party girl(Which means she's the girl we all love to hate and want to be like).
Happy 2010!