"Is it on? Is it?"

"..."

"Is the freakin' red light on, Malcolm?"

"..."

"Ugh! You know what? Give me the damn video camera!"

-Black Out/Comes Back On-

"Ok. Hello people out here! This is a little commemorative video I decided to make for Seigaku's Girls' Tennis Club Captain: Echizen Kizuka, while she's at her boyfriend's house. I'm your hostess and her best friend Migoto Hazumi! Our first vic-- I mean guest is, drumroll please...(drumroll) Echizen Ryoma!"

"..."

"Ryoma-kun?"

"Nani?"

(Whispers)"Talk about your sister."

"Oh...it's Nee-chan, what more can I say?"

Groans from behind the camera.

-Fade Out/Fade In-

(Low)"...Are you ready?"

"Hai! My name is Momoshiro Takeshi, and Kizu-neechan is my favorite person in the world! I'd do anything for her, plus, she feeds me."

-Fade Out/Fade In-

"Hoi, Hazumi-san...gomen no interviews, but--"

"Ecchi!!?!!(UFO hits his head) I'm not here to interview you!"

-Fade Out/Fade In-

"...perv..."

-Fade Out/Fade In-

(Reading from cue cards)"Echizen Ryoma. Ototou-san to Echizen Kizuka. I love Nee-chan because..."

Skims the rest of the card.

"No."

Gets up and walks out.

"Wakattebayo?"

(Eiji walks in pulling Echizen)

"Hoi, Ochibi. What are you doing?"

"Leaving..."

Eiji sits in the chair and into frame.

"Hazumi-san?"

"We're talking about the green-haired freak."

Eiji frowns in confusion then smiles.

"Sugoi, sugoi! She's smart and plays tennis...she has a POOL!!!--"

(Ryoma sarcastically)"Wow."

"Kikumaru-senpai, Echizen?"

"Momo-chan! Hoi, sit, sit!"

"I'm leaving...again."

"Ochibi?"

They run after him.

-Fade Out/Fade In-

"Inui Sadaharu. My theory is that the girl's tennis buchou, who is immune to my 'energy juice' is a mutant. Or maybe she's just hiding something. Migoto-san you must know. What it is!?! Tell me!!! Drink my---"

-CUT!-

"Kizu-chan! It's me Fuji-nii! Thank you for being so kind to my ototou-san and always being supportive. If it wasn't for you, I couldn't have gotten that thing *wink wink*"-Change in expression-"Oh and I'm glad you're my Hazumi's best friend. She loves you as much as I do."

-Fade Out/Fade In-

"Good to see you could make it Tezuka. I was wondering if she suspected you or something."

"Iie. I just told her I was going out to get something."

"Smooth. Now let's roll the camera."

"Ano...Hazumi-san, the camera was rolling."

(Eye twitch)"Malcolm..."

There are sounds of screams in the background.

"Anyway buchou..."

"Ah. I'm Tezuka Kunimitsu, but Kizuka, call me as you wish. (Low) Though I probably won't

respond to many of them."

Behind cam all screaming has stopped and Hazumi has returned.

"She wishes to call you husband."

(Blushes)"I-I...I don't want to say this. And I don't need to because I told you already."

(Behind cam)"Ooo...Tezukuni-san is in love.*giggles teasingly*."

"..."

"..."

(Blushes)"I'll finish later."

-Fade Out/Fade In-

"Nee-chan. Your friend is harassing me. I get dragged into a deserted room every three hours. Make her stop! I am not---"

-Cut-

"Hi Kizu-hime. It's not over yet. This is hour 12 of filming. I haven't been very successful with your family males so far but with Nanao's help I'm hoping to produce results. So, introducing Echizen Nanao and Nanjiroh.
-Nanao begins-"I love my cousin. She is so sweet and has accomplished so much. She has always been such great help to me and besides, she has to deal with 'Oji-san'. She deserves all of it!"

-Pan Out-

"Uncle?"

"..."

"Uncle, you are supposed to speak about Kizuka-chan."

"..."

-5 Minutes later-Fade Out/Fade In-

"Uncle, stop wasting Hazumi-chan's time."

"I can't...I won't"

"Nande?"-Nanao-

"She'll kill me if I talk about her. She won't like it. There are people watching me!"

*Looks around anxiously*

"O~k, that's fine. You're dismissed and don't come back. Nanao, arigatou."

-Fade Out/Fade In-

(Shyly) "Ano, I am Kawamura Takashi--"

"Kawamura-senpai take this."

"Huh? Oh, arigatou Echizen."

Gets pumped up. Flames in the background.

"BURNING!!!!!! I REALLY BELIEVE KIZU-CHAN IS A GREAT, POSITIVE, AND A BURNING INFLUENCE ON EVERYONE AROUND HER!!!!! YEAH BABY!!"

Everyone sweat drops at Kawamura's changed disposition. Hazumi glares at the freshmen, but instead of beating up Ryoma and letting Kawamura destroy her office she takes his racket and hits Ryoma on the head before directing Kawamura to the camera.

"She gives us the courage to do what we love. With her around, dreams will always come true."

*innocent smile*

-Fade Out/Fade In-

"How fitting..."

Scowling Regular.

"Kizuka-senpai. You are like family. So much better than my actual family. I hate Ha--"

Camera swivels. Sounds of battle move. Kaidoh Kaoru returns with a swollen cheek and a nose aid.

"I am Kaidoh Kaoru and I love you just like family. And I always protect my family." *scowls*

"Kizuka-chan, when Hazumi-san asked me, Oishi Syuichiroh, to do this interview I felt it would be great time to explain how much I appreciate your presence. But Eiji came too...*sigh*so I guess I'll tell you later."

Eiji pops up smiling and holding the peace sign.

-Fade Out/Fade In-

Momo, Ryoma and the 3 first years enter.

(As a chorus)"Echizen Kizuka is a loving a devoted mentor!!!"

Ryoma is actually forcing a smile. *how sweet*

-Fade Out/Fade In-

"Kizu-hime! I hope you like my vid. There's a special *makes air quotes* part I left but don't worry. You'll see it later. But just so you know...I love you also *no homo* and this transfer would have been a helluva lot harder without you. Thanks for always being there." *Big sincere smile*

-End Of Video-