Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Being a dad means you have to get off the couch
"Daddy, do you want me to show you the dance that I'm doing for the recital?" Yura asked hopeful.
"Let me finish this chapter of Icha Icha." Yura rolled her light brown eyes. "Finish this chapter of Icha Icha" meant finish the chapter and go look for your mother to have "Mommy-Daddy time" behind the bedroom door. Yura stomped away, Kakashi didn't even notice.
Kita came in holding a brush shortly after Yura had left. "Dad, can you brush my hair?"
"Not now, sweetie Daddy's reading." Kita left as soon as the words "not now" left Kakashi's mouth.
"Daddy, Mommy wants you to make dinner." Haruka announced.
"Tell Mommy, Daddy's reading." Haruka sighed and walked away. Shortly after, Jun appeared.
"Daddy, Mommy says that you need to get off the couch or you're sleeping on the couch." Kakashi got up the couch and patted his son on the head.
"Let this be a lesson for you. Women are the scariest thing you've ever encountered."
Author's Note's: Snarky!Iruka makes another appearance. I couldn't think of anything else but I like Snarky!Iruka. He's fun to write and after four kids you change. I was kind of sad that this one didn't go to Gaara since he tend to get all the 'bad dad' ones but this one fits Kakashi better. Sorry for the shortness!