Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto
Being a dad means realizing the only way to avoid sibling rivalry is to avoid siblings.
"Kiyoshi! Get the fuck out of the bathroom its my turn to use it!" Vivi slammed her fists against the bathroom door.
In his and Kiba's bedroom only two lovely doors down from the bathroom, Shikamaru stirred in his sleep. It was the wonderful sounds of the morning arriving. Sadly, Shikavivi and Kiyoshi's fighting still hasn't become white noise.
"I just got in here! And if you wanted to use the bathroom first then wake up earlier!" Kiyoshi, no matter how nerdy he may seen, was still suspect to sibling rivalry.
That's where Shikamaru's plan of having two kids, marrying a not too ugly-not too pretty girl, and retiring failed. He shouldn't have wanted two kids because that meant siblings. Siblings who fought with each other. When Kiba got pregnant, he knew this baby would be the only one and there would be no siblings rivalry.
Until, you know, Kiba found out he was having twins.
Author's Note: Yes, for all of you that were wondering, Kiyoshi and Shikavivi are twins. I don't know why Shikamaru wants to have kids because I can't picture him dealing with sibling rivalry but I guess that's the way he(Kishimoto-sensei) thinks. And sorry for the shortness but I did get this chapter out quicker than the last one!