A/N This chapter deals with the Support's past, and a bit about the monster. Sorry if this seems a bit short. Enjoy!
"So, laddie, tell me about yourself." said Demoman, as both he and the Support sat down at a table with a couple of beers each.
The Support started talking.
"My parents were part of the IRA, so I never really saw them that much. I was raised by my uncle Paddy, who had a potato farm, which I worked on. Uncle Paddy had quite a lot of British weapons, which he had found and scavenged from a bunch of British soldiers who had been killed by the IRA. On this farm of his, my uncle had about thirty farmhands, and, everyday for breakfast, we had Uncyclopedios, which are a potato-flavoured cereal where you can eat the box. It said on the packet that we shouldn't feed them after midnight or let them taste human blood, so nobody did, until a week or so ago.
"I went to bed, everything normal. The following morning, I woke up to find that my uncle and all but three of his farmhands missing, myself included in the remainder, and that there were lots of pools of blood around the house. Next to these pools of blood were my uncle's British rifles, along with some other ones. I also found that all of our cutlery and one of the barns were missing.
"One of the surviving farmhands had managed to film the incident, and I watched the footage. It was horrible, with a monster killing almost everyone. One of the interesting things about it is that it keeps away from anything religious, as the monster tried to keep as far away as possible from a small table with a bible, a crucifix and a statuette of the Virgin Mary that we had in our living room."
Demoman's mouth was wide open.
"Are you making this up laddie, or did that really happen?" asked the black Scottish cyclops.
"It's real all right. I've even got the footage to prove it, though I'll show it at a later date. However, as I was coming over here, I thought I saw something like the monster get on the boat." replied the Support.
"So it could be over here, in America, going on the rampage?"
"Yes it could, though I think it may stay a little way away from me, at least for now."
"Blood..." murmured Demoman as he fell unconscious.
"Um, Demo?" asked the Irishman. When Demo didn't respond, Support took all of his beer and drank it, before retiring for the night.
A/N. In general response to Crimson Banner's review, I DO NOT SUPPORT THE IRA. If you want to know what Uncyclopedios are, go onto Uncyclopedia and search for them
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