Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means learning it takes some $285,000 to raise a child and thinking you're screwed.
Kakashi stared at the numbers in front of him. According to most money sites it took roughly a whole lot of fucking ryo to raise a kid. There was no way kids could be that expensive. They didn't do much other than cry and complain and you pay the everything in your bank for them.
How many of them did Iruka want? One was enough. Kakashi didn't care if he had to find out whatever a condom was after this one was born that was it. But at the same time babies were pretty cute and in one of the Makeout books a character used his cousin's baby to pick up chicks. Girls did think guys with babies were cute...
No, he was with Iruka now. Married and everything with a kid on the way. A very expensive kid on the way. Kakashi looked up and saw Iruka coming in from work. You know what?
The kid actually seemed worth it.
Author's Note: So short but I like it. I did and the math and if ten yen equal ryo and a dollar is a 100 yen it actually takes 2850,000 ryo to raise a kid. Holy shit.