Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine neither is the book 1001 Things It Means to Be a Dad

Being a dad means realizing you'll see your wife's body again in about fifteen months

Kiba had/has a nice body. It wasn't too slender(like Neji) but he was thin and had hidden muscles but not that hidden(like Shikamaru's). Of course once Kiba got pregnant, it changed.

The thinness started to fade slowly and then rapidly. The muscles became even more hidden. All in all Kiba physically was starting to look like something else.

Not that inside Kiba was different. He was still Kiba, lovable, cocky, annoying, demanding, troublesome Kiba. So that is why, even though the bed seemed to sink more when Kiba went to sleep, he still demanded the right side of the bed and the remote.

Shikamaru put his hand on Kiba's expanding stomach. "I'm not going to be seeing this in long time."

"Fuck you."

Author's Note: I loved the last two lines they were so purely Kiba and Shikamaru. Shika's line was a little troublesome since I am not like Shika that much but I pulled through.