Dave is falling in loooooooove oooooh yeah, what a pretty young giiiiiiiirl adorned in staaaars lalala!

CHAPTER FOUR

The night air was cold on your skin and the city sky was blank as always. But tonight the stars on your dress would shine for everyone to see!

The music, from outside, sounded muffled and warm inside the building and the dim lights danced across the windows. A wide grin was plastered onto your face ever since your friends picked you up to come here and now you were almost in.

Your shoes felt comfy yet stylish, your hair stretched down your back in a long soft mass, and your dress! Oh your dress was stunning! Long and elegant and shining. It was literally like a green version of the night sky that twinkled with your every movement! It was also kinda sexy on you, showing off your smooth shoulders and legs. And was comfortably clingy around the middle, showcasing your curves.

It was a perfect dress for the perfect night you were about to have! You were so close. You sighed happily, your first party! It was all so exciting, especially being here with friends. The only downside was being the only one without a date.

But hey you never know, maybe that'll change tonight. That stuff always seems to happen in movies anyway. Girl meets guy at party and they fall in love...that sounds to good to be true though. But either way...

Your name is Jade Harley and you are ready to party.

Your name is Dave Strider and you have actually seemed to have arrived before your friends for once.

Which is cool and all but at the same time pretty lame.

You didn't know any of these college kids and none of the chicks looked dazzling enough to wow Dirk into a circuit malfunction or whatever the fuck.

A lot of them are pretty fine in truth... hell some of them you'd be in a dark corner with right now if you wanted. But Dirk wouldn't be impressed unless you managed to pick up a different kind of lady...what did he say?

Something like, a girl that won't jump right on board with the lady melting Strider charm...a girl with a lot of innocence, funny, cute, pretty...hell I'd be even more impressed if she was a virgin or something. Especially if you manage to pick her up and she stays that way for a while."

Yeah something like that.

But where the fuck would you find a cute but dazzling, innocent virgin girl that would fall for you?

You took a frustrated gulp from the cup in your hand and decided it was pretty useless, so you might as well get out of the middle of the dance floor.

All of a sudden there was something clinging onto your back, "Daaaaaave! You came!"

You nearly spit out your drink, "Holy fuck Egbert! You almost murdered me! What, do you wanna go to jail? And not just kid prison now either, you're a grown...egg."

"What?"

"I don't know, you surprised me."

You turned around to look at him, he was grinning widely and had to shout over the music and crowd, "I can't believe you made it! And on time too."

You took a sip from you're drink and adjusted you're shades, "Hell yeah I did, this Strider is classy. I wouldn't miss a sweet chance to see my dork friend and hook up with some fine ladies."

He smirked and looked around, "So you seeing any, cause I'm seeing lots."

"What was that?" Vriska suddenly appeared behind him and he jumped.

He had that one face on, the mixed emotions of flustered and, oh shit, I done fucked up. He blabbered quickly, "I...no that's not what I meant! I mean for Dave, I'm not interested in any of these girls!"

Vriska planted a sticky, blue lipstick filled, kiss on him to shut him up, "I know what you meant, John. Besides you're the luckiest guy on the planet to have me." She flicked him and smiled as she trotted away, over to some girl in a tight teal dress and red glasses.

John laughed nervously, you let out a low whistle. He glared at you teasingly, "No, Dave. No touchy my Vris."

You laughed, "No bro, I know your dame is off limits. I was checking out that friend of hers, the hottie with the body." You nodded in their direction, Vriska and the dark red haired one were laughing over by the drinks.

"Oh her? That's Terezi, an old friend I guess. They recently worked out some problems and they seem to be getting along pretty well. Terezi's blind but damn, she seems to stare right at you sometimes!" John and you watched her and Vriska start to weave around each other in a frisky, playful dance. Terezi looked like she was cackling and getting really into it, especially with her hips. You admit, she had some fiiiiine moves for a blind chick.

"She a virgin?" You say smoothly and matter of fact, John looks surprised at this question.

"So now you're going for virgins, eh? Well I'm sorry to break it to you but I doubt it, I heard she's had some freaky relationships in the past. I wouldn't be surprised if she's done the do." John raised an eyebrow at you, "Why is that important anyway? You've never cared before."

You shrug.

John scoffs, "Oh come on, what happened? Does it have to do with Dirk?"

You twist your face up at the mention of you're brother, "It might."

John laughs and gives you a little shove, "Well stay away from my sister! This is her first party and I don't want her pure virginity to be put in jeopardy because of a Strider feud."

"Pffff like I'd go for an Egbert." He smile at him and he acts wounded.

"Oh Dave, I'm hurt! You don't think this Egbert is pretty?" He started backing up to go head over to Vriska, you laugh and push him. He smirks and runs off, doing the "i got my eye on you" thing with his hands.

It's hilarious he'd think you'd ever be attracted to some homeschooled island girl that's apparently related to John. Yeaaaah, John's pretty attractive but really, home schooling? She'd probably be the biggest nerd you'd ever meet, if you ever met her that is...what was her name again? Harl Lee?

Yeah, something like that.

You felt kind of disappointed that the Terezi dame was off limits. For now, of course. You might as well get her number now, for after you show Dirk you can get any girl to fall for you. She looked like she was hot hot like tater tot.

You stride on over with all your Strider charm and drink the last liquid from your cup.

Sadly you are rudely interrupted by someone falling into you with a little scream.

Your cup spun away from you, bouncing all the way into the wall...good thing it was empty.

You were tangled up with this person, it felt like a girl's petite body on top of you. She was warm and soft and light. You almost liked it for a moment, the way her body molded perfectly against yours, but then you remembered you were supposed to be annoyed.

You turned you head to glare at her through you're shade, "Hey! Watch where you're going little miss, you threw off Dave Strider's stride."

Whoah.

She was a fucking damsel. A smoking hot babe with a side of take me now, oh god please. But also cute at the same time with her huge sparkling green eyes. You barely noticed the large oval glasses on her nose, but surprisingly that just added to the wowza that was her.

She had long, thick black hair, and smooth fair skin that shone softly in the dim lights.

She still looked dazed and some of her messed hair was falling onto your arm. A shiver ran up it, holy fucking shit puppets it's so soft, how is she real?

"Uh..." Your tongue felt like it suddenly just couldn't do anything anymore, fuck you tongue.

She slowly looked up at your shocked expression and realization slapped her in the face, "Oh my god! I am sooooo sorry! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Oh my goodness." She tried to get up quickly, but lost her balance.

"Whoah!" Your hands shot out to steady her, and you found yourself with her head on your chest again. Stupid fucking heart god dammit stop beating so much, it's just a clumsy girl. SO what if she feels nice?

You helped her untangle herself from you and she stood up. You grunted as she helped you to her feet. Even her hands are soft, are you shitting me right now? What the heck is going on with you, as you turned to look at her again you felt like you completely melted into a pile of coolkid.

She was gorgeous. Her face was perfection, the light shining on her soft, long hair and sparkling in her emerald speckled eyes. Her skin was smooth and her dress curved down around her perfectly feminine curved body. You could even see a little bit of her leg, oh boy how good tanned skin looked on her!

The dress sparkled like a thousand shimmering stars, not that you've seen many stars. You've always lived in the city, only one time a long time ago you visited the country. It was actually one of your more fond memories, when you saw the stars. And you saw lots of stars in her eyes, oh how you wanted to see more of those jade green stars.

What the fuck are you thinking?

No, you've never liked a girl, like anyone! this much. Ever! So why now? Why at this dance and this bespectacled beauty? You didn't even know her name!

"I am so sorry about that!" Genuine concern shown in her eyes. Your mind went all dumb and you stuttered for something smooth and charming to say.

"Um...no it's...it's okay." SHIT!?

She grinned brightly, is she a goddess? "Well I'm glad! My name is Jade! I moved here about a month ago, I go to college at Sburbia." She stuck out her hand for you. You just raised your eyebrows, smiled awkwardly and shook it once.

"Da...," You cleared your throat, "Dave Strider."

"Nice to meet you Mr. Strider! I have to go found my brother and his friends now though." You wistfully watched her bounce away, waving goodbye. She is an angel that has fallen from heaven and into my heart, what is happening to you?

You are absolutely terrified.