Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine

Being a dad means buying your unborn baby a baseball glove while everyone else is buying teething toys and baby mobiles.

Naruto went out shopping with Hinata to buy things like teething toys and baby mobiles. Sasuke went along most times to make sure the orange count stayed down but every once in a while he did his own personal baby shopping.

More specifically he bought shuriken. He had a shuriken saved up that had been in the family but he was saving that for when his son was older. Right now his son needed a play shuriken, one that he could play with to prepare for his real one.

He went to the baby store and asked if they did commissions. They did and Sasuke requested their weirdest commission to date. A stuffed shuriken the size of pillow.

"Sasuke, look at this one!" Naruto said as he held up a mobile with stars hanging from it. They were sitting in the living room, checking out all the stuff they had bought. Naruto came back with bags of baby goods, Sasuke came back with take-out ramen and the shuriken.

"It's nice."

"And look at the teething toy me and Hinata picked out!" Naruto searched inside the bag and revealed an orange teething toy.

Sasuke winced, he really should have tagged along. "Great." Sasuke struggled out a tone of like.

"Did you get anything besides the take-out?"

"I went to the bank and I also picked up this." Sasuke brought out the stuffed shuriken. "I thought the baby would like it. So he can play with. "

"Its really cute! Do they make stuffed ramen bowls?"