Smith's Circle

by hauntedlittledoll

Title taken from Heather' Dale's song of the same name to reflect a collection of otherwise unrelated comment fic featuring both Team Freewill and a number of cameo appearances.

13. Unspeakable

Title: Unspeakable

Prompt: Written for yoruichiyoshi12 on livejournal: "Supernatural, Dean, he goes on a junkfood binge after his time as Dean Smith."

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"Um, Dean?"

"Shug-fuper," Dean growled, automatically curling around the plate of pie.

With many years of practice at understanding Dean talking with his mouth full, and an equal number of years devoted to ignoring Dean, Sam translated and promptly disobeyed.

"Man, that's gross," Sam complained. "And don't you think this is taking things a little far? That's the third full pie today."

"Dude, the guy made me eat . . . eat . . . salads," Dean shuddered.

"So you're making up for lost time? I could accept the pie. I could accept the M&Ms, the soda, and the coffee. I could accept the burgers and fries. But all together, man?"

Dean finished his pie and pointed the fork at Sam to punctuate ever word. "It. Was. Salad."

Sam gave up and flagged down the waitress for more pie.