"lets rock" normal
"LETS ROCK" Naruto English/shouting
"lets rock" thoughts
"LETS ROCK" MOVES/JUSTU/BIJUU/SUMMONING TALKING
Guest: Just because I left him alive does not mean I like him and this is not a revenge type of fic so none of that
All right the epilogue of the story, I would to thank everybody that has supported this story up until now and don't worry about it cause there will be a continuation of this story just not for now since I've got others I want to try out for now so further adieu the Epilogue
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"Tobirama where ever you are in the afterlife I hope you suffer for all eternity for ever putting stupid civilians on the council." Thought Naruto as he and Shikamaru were now in the middle of a shouting match among the council after they have given their version of the after action report since they weren't too injured during the mission.
Sharing his opinion somewhat Minato stopped massaging his headache and then flared his KI and instantly everyone there kept quite so to not incur his wrath, seeing that no one was gonna talk he then started.
"Seeing how this is problematic I have no choice but to place Sasuke Uchiha in the bingo book as a B-ranked missing nin with a capture on sight but if unable then kill, are there any objection."
Seeing that there was none he continued on.
"Another which would be an increase in security along with an investigation squad chosen personally by me since I would like to know how four enemy nin have manage to sneak into our village and somehow got out without anyone noticing so if there is nothing else to bring up I am gonna end this meeting."
Before he could end it Danzo decided to use this as his chance.
"Actually I would like to know what we should do to your son as punishment Hokage-sama."
"What nonsense are you spouting out this time Danzo?" Asked an irritated Minato
"I would like to know what you intend to do since your son instead of pursuing the enemy he instead let them go so tell me if that is not something to bring up."
"Like what chasing an unknown enemy into what probably could be an ambush even you know better than that Danzo." Said Mikoto as her frown deepen as she knew what the cripple old man wanted and she was not losing her pseudo son to a warmonger.
"But he should have at the very least try to get back the Uchiha and because he didn't we have no lost a SHARINGAN user to Orochimaru of all people and it makes me wonder if his loyalty lies here in Konoha."
"Enough Danzo unless you want a one way trip to hell I suggest you shut up."
"Or what if you had allow me to train your child then this situation would have been avoided and even then how could you act like a father since you don't even know who trained your son so right now I would propose that your son should be put to jail until otherwise."
Murmurs started among the civilian council side while the shinobi side couldn't help but feel disgusted at what Danzo was implying while Koharu and Homura were slightly happy on the inside since they like him was gunning for power for Konoha and they realized that with Naruto in their control would benefit them.
Minato on the other hand was pissed at what Danzo was implying and was about to lash out when suddenly he and everyone there heard chuckling until it slowly grow into a full blown laughter and everyone there turn towards the sound to see Naruto laughing his ass off at the audacity of what Danzo was saying but mainly because he knew this was going to happen so he looked at them and said.
"Oh...now this is rich coming from you Danzo but if this is what your planning I must it is quite good but against me you just played your last hand."
Wondering what he meant Danzo had no time to react as two nins came out from nowhere and stab their sword right into his shoulders pinning him to the table and following up was two kunai's stabbing his wrist preventing him from using any handsigns.
Everyone there was shocked at what happen that the ANBU there didn't even react because the two nins were wearing a blank mask signifying Danzo's ROOT nins and was supposedly loyal to the man himself who was being pinned right now.
"Fu, Torune what are you doing" Shouted Danzo as he was generally confuse why his own personal nin were attacking him of all people.
The sound of chuckling started once more as everyone there saw Naruto looking at Danzo's predicament with eyes full of mirth and said
"Oh Danzo you poor pathetic fool, what made you think that you could kill of a persons emotions or in this case their identity as a person that made them who they are I mean what made you think that I only stole those documents you have because like I said to you before I took that arm of yours that I will take everything that you have build up and make it mine."
Everyone there especially Danzo were shocked once again at what Naruto was implying which is saying right now that Danzo is Naruto's bitch and right now his usefulness has run out and now it was time to put down the weak horse as it were.
"You thinking killing me in front of the council will do anything you will put in jail or worse be executed for this." Said Danzo as the blades dug deeper into him but the smirk on Naruto's face never left as he countered.
"Ohh that may be true but then again mine is what most consider justice for what you did."
He then took out a storage scroll and threw it to the Hokage before looking at Danzo still holding that smirk "Storage seals don't you just love them, able to store as many things as possible including everything that you have done without permission from the Hokage."
Now Danzo started to grow pale when he realized that the brat had always been holding the documents he stole from him and was now using this as an excuse to get rid of him which made him wide eyed as he again realized that he was pushing him until he revealed his hand only to realized that it wasn't worthless right now.
Curious Minato open the storage scroll and in a poof of smoke revealed a few documents that had Danzo's signature on it which made him raised an eyebrow as he opened it, slowly he started unconsciously leaking out KI as time passes and some of the civilian council was on the verge of fainting and once the Hokage was done reading the folder he put it down slowly as everyone saw that his face was devoid of emotion but they could feel the angst rolled of in waves.
"Well Danzo it seems that this document here provided by Naruto has some interesting things that you have approve of, do you have anything to say for yourself." Said Minato in a cold tone that made the people there shivered by it
Danzo not to be deterred said "It is obviously a trick made by the chunin there, you are letting your emotions control you Minato."
"That is Hokage-sama to you Danzo and if you say this was a trick then please enlighten me on how a chunin manage to forged your signature including your mark of approval which I assume you didn't just leave it out in the open willy-nilly and even then how would a chunin know about stuff that was even before his or my time Danzo so please do tell me because I am at lost here on what I am holding here."
Danzo was now pale as snow as he realized that he had no way out of this so as a last ditch effort he shouted out "ROOOOOOOTTTT."
Then suddenly four ROOT nin descended from the rafters and landed on both sides of Naruto and just when Danzo thought that the brat was gonna die the four then bow towards Naruto and one of them asked
"What are your orders Naruto-sama?"
Once again shock was emitted on the faces of the people there including Shikamaru as he now notice just how influential Naruto was as he held an adviser to the Hokage right in the balls before he muttered troublesome which was also mimicked by his father.
Danzo on the other hand had a priceless expression on his face as he saw his own nin bowing down to the blond haired nin who look at Danzo's expression and he couldn't help the satisfying feeling he had right now as he manage to take everything that has worth to him from right under his nose and he couldn't help himself as he said
"Well it seems that your former boss has a mental breakdown right now so as head of this organization I would like you all to send him to where he belongs, "retirement"."
As soon as he said that Fu and Torune retracted their blades and in one swift motion decapitated Danzo, his head dropping down to the ground was the only sound that was heard and everyone there mostly the civilian council was shocked at how Danzo was killed by his own men and then the screaming started from the civilian side.
Koharu and Homura had the most amusing faces as they saw Danzo's lifeless body slumped to the ground and a few feet away was his head with a shocked expression on it before they managed to snap out of it.
"You brat did you know what you just did you murdered an adviser to the council ANBU..." was all Koharu said before the ROOT surrounded her and Homura blades drawn ready at a moments notice before Naruto spoke up
"I would advise you to do what everyone here wants and that is shut the fuck up the only reason your alive is because of your grandchildren but don't take me for granted because I will destroy you if need be after all I also found something interesting during my "stay" at ROOT HQ and you two have a lot of skeletons in your closet and that's a no no in certain laws so be thankful you and your family aren't going to be shunned because the files I posses have dirt on everyone of you lots and if you think I'm lying then try me because as of this moment you two are my bitches along with the civilian council."
That made the shinobi side wide eyed as they saw this young made basically making half of the council his bitch and right now he is demanding the same to the advisers.
"You think this is a joke blackmailing us like this." Shouted Homura which in turn was not a good thing to say as the blades near his throat were press against him drawing a small trail of blood.
Naruto merely raised his eyebrow and said in a mock tone "Blackmail how can you even say such a thing, I am not blackmailing you, no because quite frankly you won't even have a chance to disagree with me if it was, this is not a negotiation because I do not like you enough to do so. No, this is me making a point." He then snapped his fingers and with it the ROOT place a chair behind him which he sat on with his elbow on the armrest and placing his cheek on his hand as he stare at the advisers with a look that said that you are beneath me before continuing.
"You see my dear pathetic fools of an advisers, I basically own you now but I am a relatively simple person. You do as I say when and where no questions ask then I leave you alone to do what you want unless in relates with anything close to me but if you fail to comply with this wellll..."
-Naruto then leak out miasma which was directed at them as he said in a cold whisper but still heard by all-
"Then not only will I break you physically, I will make you life a living hell, I won't kill you yet because I will make you watch as I take all what you hold dear, I will drag your name down so much that your family name is synonymous with shit. I will make you castrate your male members of the family with a rusty spoon, I will watch as you sell your female members to the highest bidder as a prostitute. I will watch as you see your love ones commit suicide and I will not stop until I watch your whole life burn before your very eyes and then and only then will I allow you to die."
The advisers and the civilian council are now sweating like pigs as they realize that right now he has full control of what they do and they couldn't do anything in fear of retaliation while the shinobi side were more or less shocked at how a person so young could have obtain that much influence and were slightly afraid of what he could do but they held their tongue.
After a while Naruto snapped his fingers and the ROOT all disappear into the shadows and Naruto stood up and looked at the Hokage and said
"If that is all Hokage-sama then I and Shikamaru will take our leave."
With that he and Shikamaru went out the door and the a small silence ensured in the council chambers until Shikaku broke it by saying "You sure got one troublesome son there Hokage-sama." Which everyone on the shinobi council nooded to while the civilian side are still trying to come into terms on what just happen.
( Some time later )
Minato flashed back to his house after yet another exhausting day, after Naruto left the civilian side along with the advisory side regain their animal brain function and demanded that Naruto be brought up to charges for what he did but he could care less as he said if they willing to do so they could try but what happens afterwards would not be his fault and most of them back down and he further elaborated that what Danzo did was already punishable by death so if he would have died either way.
So after that was normal stuff and finalization on what he was gonna do so right now he sat back and relax on his couch until a presence alerted him and he knew who it was so he walked towards the door and open to see Jiraiya on his door step.
Raising an eyebrow he usher the super pervert in and both of them sat down for a moment before Minato asked.
"What are you doing here sensei?"
"Well Minato I'm here to provide both good and bad news so I'll give to you straight. The Akatsuki are moving but I don't no when exactly but my estimate is around five years."
Minato frown at the news which Jiraiya saw as he continued on "But don't worry I have a plan so hear me out first."
Seeing the look on his sensei's face show that he was serious so for the time both of them started planning for what to come.
( A while later )
"We're back." Said a voice belonging to none other than Kushina along with the triplets as they return from their mission which wasn't much as they did a courier mission to another village.
As they went in they notice Jiraiya and Minato sitting in the living room with a serious look on their faces that said something was going to happen and then they were motion to the seat which they did and after a tense silence Jiraiya started
"OK like I told Minato earlier about a certain group that might be interested with what is being held inside of you so I and him have come to a conclusion and that would be to take all three of you on a training trip with me."
The four were in shock at what Jiraiya was saying but mostly Kushina as what she heard meant that she wouldn't see her children until they return but she kept it hidden knowing that it was for the best at the moment.
The three siblings were ecstatic at what they were hearing, to be trained by one of the legendary Sannin is what they really hope for until Naruko realize something and she ask.
"Ne what about Naruto nii-chan?"
Both Jiraiya and Minato had shared a look at each other but before they could answer a voice answered for them.
"Don't worry about me Naruko I have my own plans."
Everyone there turn to the voice to see Naruto leaning on the railings as he saw his "family" leaving him out once again and not noticing him
"What do you mean by that nii-san?" Asked Narumi in a small quite tone
Naruto smirk before answering "Why that's simple of course I am going on my own training trip."
That was a real shocker as the family members heard what he was saying as Naruko continued on.
"Why don't you come with us nii-chan I mean since you are planning a trip too so why not go together."
Naruto smiled sadly as he really like Naruko but he shook his head no before saying
"I would love Naruko really but truth to be told what could I possibly learn from a pervert who would probably ditch you in a second just to peak at naked women because he couldn't get any and even then there is nothing I could learn from someone like him anyway."
Jiraiya who was confuse on what to say about Naruto not joining them soon gain a tick mark at the comment made about him so he retorted.
"What do you mean nothing I could teach you for your information I am one of the legendary Sannin and have a wealth of knowledge that I doubt a brat like you would know and even more so I am not just a pervert, I AM A SUPER PERVERT."
That last part made everyone there sweatdrop while Naruto look amuse before stating "Like I said nothing to learn from a forty year old virgin."
That really stung his pride as a man as Jiraiya said back "What do you mean a virgin I'll have you know that I am not a virgin and I don't think you should be the one saying that since I know you are a virgin."
Naruto looking amuse at what he was pointing out so he then retorted "Well then I guess you should update your little spy journey since I already pop my cherry old man and you know what's the best part, they aren't third rate hookers like yours but instead I had a threesome as my first time and both of them a pure virgins fresh as the snow itself and just for kicks I'll even tell you who too."
If Jiraiya wasn't in shock along with the Namikaze family right now at hearing Naruto had sex then this would as Naruto dropped the bomb on them
"It was Koyuki Kazehana the Queen of the Land of Snow/Spring and her adviser to say the least."
*THUD*
Everyone turn towards the sound to see Kushina fainting on the spot at what she heard from her son and Minato and the siblings quickly went to her aid as they heard her mumble stuff like sochi not a virgin, had sex and the like while Jiraiya had his jaw dropped at hearing Naruto banging a Queen of all people and the sputter incoherently until Naruto continued on.
"Anyway, if your saying about knowledge on perverts then pass but you could teach the idiot about it since he probably mess up anyway and become a pervert like you in the end."
"But if you are talking about skills then lets recap shall we."
Jiraiya look a little confuse at what he meant until Naruto dropped the bomb on him
"You couldn't finish your own students justu while I have already surpassed that."
Minato and Jiraiya look a little down on that
"You say that the toads are strong hah! even the boss summon could only hold the KYUUBI for a few moments while my dragon boss summon kick all of the tailed beast's asses from here all the way to Kumo at the same time."
That stung their pride as summoners as Naruto list down the difference
"You call yourself a sage, but you couldn't even go into SAGE MODE without help and even then it is still incomplete while I have perfected mine and evolved it to new heights because lets face it you suck."
That was it as Jiraiya then sulked in a corner with a cloud hovering overhead as he mutter I do not suck over and over again like a mantra which made Naruto smirk once more as it was all going to plan
"But if you want to prove me wrong there is a very nice training field outback that we could use but lets up the ante shall we. You win, I and apologize about what I have said but if I win you will have to jumped into the women's side of the bath house butt naked and stay there until everyone finish beating you and you cannot run or use any justu and I'll make it fun we use one move each at the same time."
Jiraiya didn't even think twice as he got up and pointed at him and said
"YOUR ON!"
( Training field )
Both men were now standing apart from each other as they got ready with Minato refereeing it while the siblings went to prepare for their trip with Kushina helping them after she got over her initial shock
Jiraiya smirk as he quipped "Ready to lose to the great gallant Sage you brat."
Naruto just smirked and retorted "You've already lost dumbass."
Once he saw them got ready he started the match.
Without wasting anytime Jiraiya quickly made a RASENGAN in each hand but before he could charge in the field was then quickly covered in smoke, after a while the smoke dissipated and what came out of it made Jiraiya and Minato jaws dropped as what they saw. Why?
Because in the place where the blond use to be was now flooded with a horde of naked female women whose face are the same along with the same pigtail hairstyle but what was most surprising is that all of them were butt naked with wisps of smoke covering their private parts and all of them surrounded Jiraiya as the started talking in a seductive voice.
"My my Jiraiya-sama you wouldn't hurt us innocent women would you cause we would be sad if you did."
It was then Jiraiya started giggling perversely as steam started coming out from his nose as he started wiggling his fingers perversely while Minato look on at the sight and couldn't help but sigh as he now realize that his son played Jiraiya like a fool and now he was gonna pay the price he just hope that the female kunoichi doesn't kill him tomorrow.
Jiraiya still in his daze started talking "Don't worry my pretties because I am gonna take real good care of you."
Naruto in his female HENGE continued talking seductively which was the finish for Jiraiya as each of them talk one by one.
"Well then."
"Come get us."
"Ji"
"Rai"
"Ya"
"Sa"
"Ma"
That did it as Jiraiya flew back because of a massive nose bleed that shot out like a jet stream sending him flying towards the bath house strangely enough but more importantly the female side of the bath house.
The girly screams of Jiraiya was heard through out Konoha as Naruto took that as his queue saying that he had won the match.
Minato couldn't help but shake his head at how his sensei was beaten by such a move and he wondered if he could even walk after tomorrow.
He then watch his eldest walk back to the house and couldn't help but sigh because of what he did his eldest wouldn't even bother looking at him and now he is going on a trip on his own and he couldn't help but wonder if he paid more attention would the result be different.
( The next day )
Naruto was now walking towards the gate as he was ready to start his journey.
Yesterday night was a tiresome event as Kushina decided to make a feast for everyone and despite his protest Naruko manage to drag him over there and ate with his family though it was slightly awkward dinner with all the children leaving the nest as it were Kushina put up a strong front and told them them that they will always be with her in her heart as she look at all of them including him but Naruto didn't acknowledge it since there is a saying "too little too late"
As he was about to reach the gates a voice then called out to him
"Naruto!."
Naruto then turn to see Haku running towards him before stopping in front of him with a light sweat on her face, before Naruto could ask what was going on she slapped him in the face. Naruto look back at her pouting face as he wondered what made her slap him until it hit him so he sheepishly scratch the back of his head and said
"UHHHH... sorry."
"Humph you better be for not telling me so be careful out there because if you don't then you would have wish you didn't leave you got it." Said Haku which made Naruto shivered a little as he nodded which made her happy before she continued on.
"And since you didn't tell me this is all I can give you as a farewell present."
Wondering what she meant he wasn't prepared for the kiss she gave him on the lips which felt like an eternity before she seperated from him and gave a cheeky wink before walking back with a sway on her hips.
Naruto stood there for a moment before he sigh and walked out of the gates as he muttered "women"
It was a while later as Naruto walked on the dirt road slowly the gates of Konoha looking smaller and smaller until he stop for a moment as he saw something coming his way
His eye widen as he saw a ghostly image of Masamune Date walking towards him with a smirk on his face which Naruto return in kind as he continued walking until they pass each other and within there Masamune ruffled his hair as he said
"GOOD LUCK."
Both of them kept walking with Masamune disappearing like the wind while Naruto kept on walking with a smile on his face as he look up towards the sun and thought to himself.
"Yep this will be the start of my legend so look out for me bro I won't let you down."
What he didn't realized was that high above Masamune look down at his pseudo brother and smiled back at him before he went back into the gates of heaven
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OK that's a wrap for this story sorry if you guys were hoping for a throwdown between Naruto and Jiraiya but I just didn't feel the need to for now but they will fight in the future I will guarantee that anyway, once again thank you all for the support and I hope to write again for the continuation of this story which will tell Naruto's adventures during the five year trip just not now as I want to try something else for the moment. So for now I hope you guys will check out my other stories which I've made so check it out
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