Title: Pop Culture 101
Prompt: Written for weesta on livejournal: Supernatural, Dean & Castiel, "Luke . . . I am your father."
"These movies are illogical."
Dean swore and upended the popcorn. Castiel tilted his head. "Darth Vader can not be Luke's father. Both Luke's relatives and Obi Wan Kenobi have stated that Luke's father is dead."
Dean rolled his eyes. "They were lying, Cas. No one wants to tell a kid that his Dad is the second-most-evil son-of-a-bitch in the galaxy."
"They lied," Castiel repeated doubtfully.
"Yes, they lied."
"I am beginning to see why you enjoy these movies with unrealistic demonstrations of gore and an illogical religion," Castiel frowned. "Those Luke trusted have lied to him. Han Solo has lied to just about everyone he has come in contact with."
"Hey, leave Han out of it," Dean protested. "Those are more misunderstandings due to special circumstances."
"They are lies."
Dean turned the popcorn bucket over Castiel's head just as Sam opened the door. His brother paused in the doorway, juggling his laptop and health food. Castiel cautiously peered out from under the edge of the popcorn bucket.
"Hey, Sammy."
"Good evening, Sam."
Sam shut the door behind him. "Pop Culture 101 is going that well?"
"Dean's choice is filled with scantily clad women, unrealistic gore, illogical religion and lies, Sam," Castiel reported self-righteously.
Dean muttered "Tattle-tale" under his breath.
Sam nodded. "Sounds like Star Wars."