1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad: Naruto Style!

by YoutubeGirl

SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No.

57. Chapter 57

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine

Being a dad means sitting up alone at night and looking at the MasterCard bill and realizing that, in every sense of the word, you're just getting started.

Sasuke looked at his calculations one more time. There was no fucking way it could be that much. He wasn't to worried about money but still that was a whole lot of zeros. And was this just for the pregnancy stage? There were more costs to come?

Then when you have the baby, you have to buy things like formula and baby food. When they become toddlers things to keep them interested and out of your hair. When they're kids you have to buy things that keep occupied and help them make friends. You had to buy things for every stage of life! Whoever said that kids are the enlightenment to the world was a bigger idiot than Naruto. But not as lovable. Kids are the reason why you need a financial plan and four months saving in the bank.

Fuckin' Itachi and his whole "kill-the-clan"idea.