Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine

Being a dad means giving your wife the side of the bed near the bathroom. She'll be peeing most of the night.

Kakashi usually slept on the left and Iruka on the right. It was the way they were comfortable and they way they had been doing after the first night they slept in the same bed. When they moved in together, the left side of the bed was closer to the door which were closer to the bathroom. It was no problem and there were no complaints.

Everyone knew that pregnant people pee a lot. So when Iruka kept getting back every half hour and walking around the bed to get to the bathroom, he and Kakashi finally switched positions. Iruka now made little noise during his nightly trips to the bathroom. It saddened Kakashi.

He wouldn't be able to see Iruka's cute little ass jiggle as he moved to the bathroom.