Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine
Being a dad means dealing with a 2:30 a.m food craving for cottage cheese with french dressing and chili peppers. And trying not to gag while your wife gulps it down next to you in bed.
"Sasuke." Naruto poked Sasuke lightly poked Sasuke in his back. "Sasuke!"
"What?" Sasuke mumbled twisting around a little.
"I'm hungry."
"Then go downstairs and get yourself something."
"But we don't have what I want!"
"What do you want? I went grocery shopping yesterday." Sasuke said getting up from the bed.
"Cottage cheese with french dressing on top and diced up chili peppers." Sasuke turned much paler than usual and felt a little vomit developed in his mouth.
"Alright, I'll go to the convenience store." Sasuke said. He pulled on his jeans and kept the black shirt he was sleeping in on.
Sasuke walked to the convenience store and entered the brightly lit emporium. The light burned his eyes. He walked around in a half state of alerted sleep getting the items requested but trying hard not to think about Naruto consuming them.
He bought the things and walked back home. He removed the cottage cheese, squirted some french dressing, and diced the chili peppers into little pieces and sprinkled them on top. He brought back to Naruto who squealed with happiness and ate the whole thing.
Sasuke had never felt so sick in his whole life.
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Author's Note: Today I will try to make it double update. I started writing this last night but I couldn't finish it.
I thought it was funny that the most commonly used pregnancy sympton would go to the most commonly used mpreg couple.