Disclaimer:Naruto is not mine
Being a dad means learning that arguing with a pregnant woman is suicidal.
"I don't see why we can't name the baby Shikavivi. It has Shika in it and isn't that what counts in your family." Kiba said crossing his arms.
"Shika is used for boys. And Shikavivi just sounds weird." Shikamaru said with a little bit of exasperation. He didn't see what was so hard about understanding that giving their daughter the name Shikavivi, Kiba was setting her up for a lifetime of teasing.
"Are you saying the names I picked out are stupid? I defended you when you only mentioned once to your dad that you were thinking about naming our son Kiyoshi. And I stood up for you when you announced that we were naming the kid Kiyoshi."
"I know and I love you for it but its just troublesome having to explain to our daughter why we named her that and explaining to the people that are going to be looking at us like we have three heads because we named our daughter that."
"Shika, you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"What a drag." Shikamaru said rolling his eyes. Kiba's pregnancy was beyond troublesome.
YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-YTG-
Author's Note: How many of you guys expected Shikamaru to be the one to suggest Shikavivi to be named what she is?