1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad: Naruto Style!

by YoutubeGirl

SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No.

72. Chapter 72

Disclaimer:Naruto isn't mine

Being a dad means quietly airing out the house after your wife takes her prenatal vitamins.

Kakashi wished he was a dog sometimes. Dogs could just go out the doggie door and go play in the backyard and not have to be stuck opening windows. And not to have to try to open, needed to be oiled windows quietly. Honestly, it was a matter of ninja talents, it was matter of Iruka having eyes and ears on the back of his head.

Kakashi wasn't telling you to avoid marrying a teacher. No, if you loved a teacher, go ahead and marry them for all you want. Just be aware that when they're pregnant, prenatal vitamins aren't the best-smelling option out there.

But don't offend your poor teacher. Most of them are quite sweet(unless you marry one of those bitchy ones) and can't handle the fact that their prenatal vitamins leave behind a less than pleasant smell.

So, as the dogs raced each other to the doggie window, Kakashi looked at them with intense envy.

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Author's Note: Let me see if I can four done today! One down!