Disclaimer:Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means watching her breasts become those of a movie star. Of course you can't touch them.
Naruto got plumper as the pregnancy went on, that was a no brainier, he didn't just get plump in the stomach, he got plump in other areas. As Naruto once wailed loudly on a Tuesday morning, he got moobs.
"What the fuck is happening to me." Naruto said as he stared in the mirror, shirtless. There his moobs were on full display. What did these things always seem to happen to him.
"The miracle of life." Sasuke said wrapping his arms around Naruto.
"I got moobs. Man boobs! Fat guys get these not me!"
"I think you look sexy." Sasuke nibbled on Naruto's ear. To prove his point, Sasuke made a move to grab Naruto's left moob.
Naruto promptly swatted him away. "I don't want you touching them. I feel gross as it is." Naruto walked away.
And in the quiet of the room, you could slowly hear Sasuke's heart break.