Here's chapter one! Enjoy!

-At Home-

"Patroklos! Get down here and eat breakfast!" Patroklos' and Pyrra's Aunt(Aunt Cassandra) yelled.

"Coming!" Patroklos yelled from upstairs. Pyrra shook her head knowing that her brother will come downstairs with something crazy. "I'm here!" Pyrra and Aunt Sung turned to Patroklos. He was wearing a red fur shirt, poked doted green pants, no shoes, and a cap with a smiley face pattern. "It's my outfit for my first day of the 11th grade!"

"You're supposed to be wearing the school uniform that was sent." Phyrra stated.

"Oh yeah. I guess I can save it for Zio's birthday." Patroklos said. He went back upstairs to change.

-At School-

The siblings finally got to school after hours of looking for Patroklos' uniform. Which was stained with grape juice.

"Hey Pyrra!" Gina shouted. Pyrra waved to her friend. Before she went to class with Gina, she talked to Patroklos for a few minutes.

"Before we go to class, I'll tell you a few rules. Don't get involved in my social life, don't try to read my diary, don't try to break into my locker, and don't try to pair me up with Zio. Like last year." Pyrra instructed.

"Actually, it was the last 11 years." Patroklos added.

"Just go to class." Pyrra said.

-At Class-

"X plus Y equals 2 times Z. With this equation..." Mr. Jones(The teacher) went on.

"Zio." Patroklos whispered. "Zio!" Zio turned to him. "Give this note to Min."

"What? That girl is way out of your league." Zio whispered back.

"Yeah, and Pyrra is way out of yours." Patroklos told Zio. "Now, just pass the note on." Suddenly, Cha-Boom(Another student.) walked into the room.

"Class is over." Cha-Boom ordered.

"But we haven't finished-" Mr. Jones was interrupted.

"Who is the son of the owner of the school?" Cha-Boom asked.

"Y-Your are sir." Mr. Jones answered. All of the student walked out of the classroom.

"Wow Cha-Boom! No wonder you're the man of the world. You're giving Earth freedom!" Patroklos shouted.

"Yes, yes. And soon, I will be the man of the universe." Cha-Boom exclaimed

"Not unless the Man of the World from Jupiter beats you. That one eyed, jumpsuit wearing, man with an afro. He's so cool!" Patroklos stated.

"Cool?" Cha-Boom asked. "He kicked you out of Jupiter the last time we went."

"Well wouldn't you if I called you fat(No offense to the over weighted people out their.)?" Patroklos asked.

"Sigh. Let's just go to Chile Dog." Cha-Boom said.

-At Chile Dog-

"What should I order?" Patroklos asked himself. "I'll take the Chile Cheese Burger."

"Patroklos, you aren't allowed to eat Chile Cheese Burgers." Pyrra told his brother.

"Why can't he eat Chile Cheese Burgers?" Gina asked.

"You went to school went the kid(Referring to Patroklos) for 11 years and you don't know?" Pyrra asked. "Sigh. He wants to keep eating one burger after another and he'll destroy anything that's in his way."

"Okay. I suggest that you take him to a Psychologist." Gina said. "BTW, my dad is one."

After ordering, the teens went to eat their meals.

"Dude, just give it up with Min. She barely knows you." Zio exclaimed.

"Who's Min?" Pyrra asked.

"You went to school with the kid(Referring to Min) for 11 years and you don't know?" Cha-Boom asked. Pyrra shrugged. "She's the girl that Patroklos likes, but he has no chances with her."

"Yeah...Like Zio's chances with you." Gina added.

"For you information, I have better chances with Pyrra then Patroklos does with Min." Zio stated.

"He's right. To Min, I'm probably just a D+ student and she's a A+ student." Patroklos muttered.

"That's because it's true." Pyrra exclaimed.

"Wait a second...If I want to become the Man of the Universe, I have to help people." Cha-Boom said. "Penny, come with me. I must get Min to like you!"

"Uh...My name is Patroklos." Patroklos said. Cha-Boom grabbed his armed.

"Let's go Pedro!" Cha-Boom shouted.

"It's Patroklos!" Patroklos shouted as he was being dragged out of the restaurant.

-At The Mall-

"Okay Polly." Cha-Boom started.

"It Patroklos." Patroklos said.

"Min is in the mall and all we have to do is wait for her to come out. When she does, act like your a bad boy. Girls love it." Cha-Boom stated.

"Okay. I'm trusting you." Patroklos muttered. Min came out of the mall. "Hey baby. How bout' we go get a meal at the Chile Dog." Min rolled her eyes and walked off.. "W-Wait! We can go to the fair if you don't want to eat!"

"Wow. That was horrible." Cha-Boom exclaimed. "Time for my next plan."

-At Build A Phone-

"Okay Patrick." Cha-Boom started.

"It's Patroklos." Patroklos said.

"Min is in Build A Phone and all we have to do is wait for her to come out. This time, you're going to act like a Brit. It's another thing girls love." Cha-Boom stated.

"Once again, I'm trusting you." Patroklos muttered. Min came out of Build A Phone. "Bonjur Nunna. Want to go to the fair?" Min rolled her eyes and walked off like last time. "W-Wait! We can go to Chile Dog if you want!"

"Once again, that was horrible. And by the way, you were speaking French, Korean, and English." Cha-Boom exclaimed. "Time for my next plan.

-At The Video Game Store-

"Okay Coco." Cha-Boom started.

"It's Patroklos. And that doesn't even start with a P." Patroklos said.

"Min is in the game store and all we have to do is wait for her to come out. This is the last plan so it has to work. You're going to act like a idiot. Like a dumb blonde. If it works on girls, it will work on you." Cha-Boom stated.

"This time, I'm not trusting you." Patroklos said to himself in his mind. Min walked out of the game store. "H-Hi Min. Is that the new Soul Calibur game?"

"Yeah. Want to play." Min asked.

"Of course!" Patroklos answered.

"Stick with the plan! Stick with the plan!" Cha-Boom whispered as loudly as he could so Min wouldn't hear. Patroklos and Min walk off while talking to each other.

"Wow." Cha-Boom said. "I helped another person! I'm so going to be the Man of the Universe!"