1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad: Naruto Style!

by YoutubeGirl

SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No.

86. Chapter 86

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine

Being a dad means telling your wife she's going to be a great mom. Often.

Sasuke didn't have too many annoying habits. He wasn't one of those husbands that got fat and lost their hair or had grease stains on their wife beaters. Sasuke was slim, had over-moussed hair and only wear tight-fitting black leather. He was a good husband in that sense, his only annoying habit was he felt the need to reassure Naruto of his mothering skills.

"Naruto, you are going to be the greatest mom in the world." Sasuke said as Naruto entered the house. "Like the best mom ever. Our child is going to grow up bragging about how awesome his mom. He's-"

"Sasuke, shut up. Stop treating me like I'm a low self-esteem emo kid! I know I'm going to be a good mom! Believe it!"

"Yeah, I kinda forget about the believe it thing. I take back everything I said."