Disclaimer:Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means finding yourself nauseous, gaining weight, and feeling a bit moody. You have sympathetic pregnancy. Resist the urge to cut off all you hair.
Gaara stepped back on the scale. His eyes were playing tricks on him. There was no way that number could belong to him. When did he gain all those kilos? And that little piece of flab? This couldn't be the domestic weight gain of not having sex with everybody you meet thing Kankuro warned him about?
Gaara stepped off the scale and looked in the mirror. He looked disgusting. He had awoken that morning nauseous and ready to throw up any second. He had never felt so gross in his whole life. He bet this is what Neji felt like. Temari told him there was a term for this. Sympathy pregnancy. He had sympathy pregnancy.
He wondered how he would have looked like with a buzz cut.