Disclaimer:Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means learning that your cologne that used to lead your wife to frisky behavior now causes her to barf.
Shikamaru wasn't one to wear colognes or nice smelling shampoo. He wore a cologne that Ino had gotten him for his 13th birthday and continued wearing it because it was nice, it made Ino happy to smell him wearing it, and someone always gave it to him as a gift and it would be troublesome to let it go to waste.
It didn't hurt that Kiba liked the smell of his cologne and it would often put him in a very good mood. A very, very, very, very, good mood.
"Shikaaaaa" Kiba whined snuggling his nose into Shikamaru's shoulder.
"What is it?"This was getting good.
"You smell disgusting." Kiba jumped over the couch to get the bathroom as quickly as possible.
Stupid Ino and her stupid birthday gifts.
