Disclaimer:Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means standing in the grocery store reading the nutritional label on baby food jars.
"I don't know how much sodium it has!" Kakashi said into the phone. Iruka had sent him out to the grocery store with the order to buy baby food. The grocery store(which obviously had some personal vendetta against Kakashi) decide to build a whole fucking wall filled with shelf upon shelf of baby food.
"Sodium is a very important thing to look out for! Check the label!" Iruka barked from the house phone. The last months of pregnancy were beginning to catch up with him.
"Fine." Kakashi said rolling his eyes. The stupid labels were annoyingly hard to read. The companies couldn't have afforded larger print?
"The sodium seems to be a decent amount."
"Good. Now check the iron levels."
"Seriously? Iruka I think are baby is going to be a healthy."
"Kakashi! Do as I say! Our baby needs to be the healthiest baby in the village!"
Kakashi gulped.
Now he knew why Iruka tried so hard not to get angry or pregnant, he could scare the Nine-Tail Demon away if he really wanted to.