Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means getting the child-care question settled before the third month of pregnancy. Is the wife staying home? Can one of the grandmothers help with the child-care? What's the best child-care facility in your area?
"My mom is more than happy to watch the baby." Shikamaru said yawning. He and Kiba were at the kitchen table deciding what to do about the baby. Kiba was two months pregnant and to the sadness of Yoshino, not visibly showing any signs of having a baby.
"So is my mom and Hana." Shikamaru gulped. He loved his mother-in-law but Tsume was a little to rough on babies. Rumor had it that when they were still babies, the Inuzukas let their children sleep in baskets next to highly trained ANBU nin-dogs.
"Are you planning on staying at home?" Shikamaru already knew the answer to that one. Fuck no.
"Fuck no."
"We could leave the baby at day-care? Shino's wife's day-care is the best in all of the village. And she's a responsible adult." Shikamaru knew that Shino's wife scared Kiba a bit. No normal, mentally stable girl could really end up choosing Shino. Especially one that in Kiba's words "had a nice ass."
"Yeah but she's not OK." Kiba pointed to his temple. "Up here."
Shikamaru couldn't argue with that. Everyone in the village thought the same way. "Yeah but she also runs the best child-care facility ever."
"I can't believe I'm actually going to spend my kid to Shino's wife's day-care. Shoot me now."