Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means spending the last couple months of pregnancy watching videos of complete strangers giving birth. (This would probably be an excellent time to fill out those hospital forms.)
Naruto had given Sasuke a stack of DVDS and videos of childbirth. Sasuke was reading one day and along came Naruto who dropped the movies off and continued on his way without saying a word.
Sasuke looked at them with distaste. Naruto didn't really expect him to watch the videos. Sasuke, was the one reading all the books and magazines. Naruto ate and played video games. And there was 24 to watch. For the heck, of it he stuck a video in.
Sasuke's face began to distort. That was not right! He didn't really come out of his mom's stomach like that did he? Thank God, Naruto was a man. Sasuke picked up a pen and the packet and shut off the TV.
This was much better.
