1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad: Naruto Style!

by YoutubeGirl

SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No.

103. Chapter 103

Disclaimer:Naruto isn't mine

Being a dad means having scintillating dinner discussion about her hemorrhoid problems.

"Do we really need to talk about this?" Gaara asked hiding his face in his hands. Temari and Kankuro looked mortified at the topic Neji was talking about and bemused at Gaara's reaction.

"Yes! Do you know how many times fathers don't know what is going on during their spouse's pregnancy? Do you want to be one of those fathers?" Neji asked.

"Yes."

"Well too bad. If you didn't want to hear about my hemorrhoid problems then you shouldn't have impregnanted me."

"Just the word is disturbing." Gaara looked like he wanted to cry. "Can we talk about something else?"

"You wouldn't believe where my hemorrhoid started to act up today..."