Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto or the book. Actually, I own the book but not copyrights.

Being a dad means telling her she's beautiful even if she is the size of a barn. She needs to hear it.

"My jeans won't button and I just ate three boxes of cookies. Why the fuck are you looking at me like that?" Kiba demanded as Shikamaru drank his tea, leaning on the kitchen counter.

"Like what? Guessing what a pregnant man means is too troublesome. And I'm not looking at you in any way."

"Yes, you are." Kiba argued.

"No, I'm not. I'm looking at you the way I've been looking at you since I realized I liked men!"

"I'm fat! Once upon time when I was skinny and sexy I could understand! Now I'm just fat."

"Kiba, you're not fat and you're not sexy. You're beautiful."