I wish I owned DBZ, but I don't. I own DVD's and tapes, but it just isn't the same. I also don't own the rights to any of the music pieces you see selected, just copies of merchandise, such a shame. The artists that created them are geniuses and we all must bow to them.

Chapter 27: Weak

Somehow, someway, I managed to fall into the deepest sleep I could remember. Krillin's theory about the ocean might have been right, because despite Roshi's antics and the noise they created, I didn't even flinch out of slumber once I was out. The gentle roar of the waves and the breeze that came with it damn near put me in a coma. They had put me in the guest room after dinner, and I had just collapsed from the hectic day. I wasn't sure how long I had slept, but I knew it had to have been just after sunrise before I woke up. Even as the sun peaked through and shined through my eyes, I barely felt it. It wasn't until I heard the floor creak that I even became aware of my surroundings. It had been loud and very close, and I quickly detected a hidden presence in the room. I had been so relaxed that I didn't sense anyone come in. Whoever it was could hide their energy almost flawlessly, and since I was still facing the window, I elected not to make any sudden movement. I sensed a hint of mischief and wickedness coming from this presence, and a feint hint of a breathing pattern. The person crept closer, obviously intent on catching me off guard. Fat chance of that. Whoever this is already messed up!

I suppressed my power just slightly, trying to give off the impression that I was still sleeping. The mystery attacker paused when I did this, but continued anyway. I locked on to the energy signal when it came closer to within five feet. I clenched my right fist around the blanket I was under, ready to throw it onto my opponent as a distraction. The floor creaked again, and a very subtle curse slipped out, barely the volume of a whisper. I shifted just slightly by reaction, and an aura of caution filled the air. I grimaced at my instinctual mistake, now whoever this was either knew I was awake, or that I was about to be. The caution passed after a minute, and the mystery presence crept another few feet closer, now just on the edge of the bed. I heard a slight hint of a beeping noise, and I suddenly felt winded; my suppressed ki literally vanished. Uh oh, it's another one of those ki restriction devices. Whoever this is came prepared. I quickly took note that my Psi energy still felt incredibly depleted from yesterday, damn near zero. I could still feel everything around me to an extent, but I could tell it wasn't going to be much more than that. Whoever this was had me at a serious disadvantage. I could feel the attack charging, no doubt that it was coming from overhead angle. I considered using my astral vision technique to solve this mystery since that took hardly any power. But I knew that any energy output against an unknown threat that was this close was foolish to try, as were any sudden movements.

As I quickly went through my options, I heard the figure whispering, "Finally, my revenge!" Oh god, who the hell could this be? I had a sinking feeling that it was someone I had seen very recently, and a twinge of fear filled my heart. I could feel a hand slowly reaching for my shoulder, which told me that whoever this person was, they were definitely going to look me in the eye first. Just as I was preparing to announce my awareness, the hand grabbed my shoulder. The blanket went over my face headfirst and closed me out for a moment, and I was suddenly being pinned to the bed by someone very strong. A hand went to my mouth in the blanket-covered darkness, but it felt surprisingly soft.

"Get off me, or you'll regret it!" I shouted. Alarm filled the intruder and my blanket went flying off, and the sunlight blinded me for an instant, and that was the only opening this person needed.

Smooch

My eyes shot open when a pair of blossoming lips found my own for a good two to three seconds. The closed eyes just beyond my nose opened to reveal sparkling blue orbs and a sly grin under a sloppy mesh of violet hair that dangled just past the neckline.

"Gotcha little bro!" Lenz snickered. Why am I not surprised? Lenz had apparently come prepared for the whole beach routine, because aside from a very loose teal t-shirt, there was little else on. I frowned and attempted to throw her off, but that barely even made her flinch.

"Come on, you can do better than that!" I shifted slightly and shoved against her, hard. Nothing happened, and the force behind her pin increased as she leaned down, her face within inches of mine. What the hell? I'm much stronger than her even on a level playing field!

"A little more difficult now isn't it?" she asked with a deep grin.

"Lenz, what are you doing?" I asked.

"Making you my prisoner! Kind of hard to say no if you can't budge me!" she claimed. I cocked an eyebrow up at her, wondering just what she was going to do next with her kinky routine. I gritted my teeth a bit, letting out a low level growl that would have scared a lion. Lenz's smile faded and she left off just a bit, but didn't get up from her straddled position.

"Get off me; that's your only warning!" I said. When she didn't heed it, I slipped past her grip and punched towards her face. To my great surprise, she caught it with ease and smirked evilly.

"Trying to hit a girl? I thought you didn't do that! No matter, you're too slow! Not such a tough guy anymore are ya?" she asked in a mocking manner. That's when I spotted the flashing wristwatch just below her left hand.

"What is that?" I asked.

"Nifty isn't it? It isolates a single ki signature and suppresses it from that user only. No one else is affected by it, all you have to do is use the scanner with a DNA strand, like a hair, and it does the rest. But you have to be within fifty feet or it doesn't work, which really sucks. It's based off Protoss technology I think. Bulma made it last night and let me try it out for the first time; I'd say it works really well. I should keep this thing on. We wouldn't want to let a cutie like you run off and get yourself hurt!" she explained. She forced her fingers to interlock with mine and pushed my arm back into the bed, holding it there. Once she explained it, I suddenly didn't feel as rested and relaxed as I was before. In fact, I was quickly feeling up to testing how fast that red power of mine could come out if I tried. Conjuring up some true anger posed a slight problem.

"Awe, what's wrong? Does little Verto feel weaker now? Good, maybe he'll finally learn that he can't escape the awesome power of a real woman! I know your Psi energy isn't working today, so don't bother trying to bluff me. You've been a naughty boy, and you have been skipping your lessons! I'm the teacher now, and you are the student, but you may refer to me as Mistress!" Lenz said, swaying suggestively as she did. Great, a new invention and a power trip to go with it.

"Lenz, I really don't feel up to this shit today, so stop," I said as calmly as possible.

"I'm the older one here, so what I say goes! Admit that you've been a bad boy and take your punishment! Then I'll let you go!" Lenz ordered, badly feigning an older voice.

I glared back up at her with all seriousness, "And what would that punishment, be?"

Lenz giggled, "Since this is the first incident under the new order of things, I'll let you off with only your studies!" I rolled my eyes slightly, but judging by her energetic mood, she was going to try and put me through something while she had held that bracelet to hold over my head. "Aren't you going to ask me what they are?" she asked, throwing in that sweet and innocent voice that didn't fit her at all.

"Fine, what are they?" I asked, not truly caring.

"Ahem, I believe you forgot something," Lenz said, gesturing to herself.

"Argh! What are my studies, mistress?" I shouted deliberately, causing her to frown for just a brief moment. I started to consider letting out what Psi energy I had to shock her unconscious, but there wasn't enough to get much more than a spark. She shook off my rudeness, and then gave me a grin that had nothing on prior versions.

"If it isn't obvious enough, runt, maybe this will help!" She drug one of my pinned hands up by the wrist, holding tight so I wouldn't slip out. She squeezed just slightly until my right hand was fully spanned, and then pulled upwards a little further, until it made full contact with her ample chest. My eyes shot open in surprise and her grin subsided just slightly, down to only a moderate one. I tried to pull away, but without any more strength, I couldn't budge.

"No Lenz, not like this!" I begged.

"Well, you wanted to know what your lessons were. You really should have known what was coming by now, I've given you enough of the signs. Besides, a sprouting young prodigy like you needs education in the needs and desires of women! Especially of one much stronger than you!" she claimed, "What shall we start with?" Just then the door creaked open, and the last person in the world that could possibly do anything about this stood there, eyes slowly widening as he became aware of things. And oddly enough, I knew he would be able to draw enough attention away from me.

"Oh! Hot Mama!" Roshi declared with his cry of delight. He raced towards the bed and Lenz took her pressure and weight off me. I slid out from under her as she rose enough to deflect Roshi's flying tackle. Roshi managed to grab hold of her shirt at the shoulders, trying to move elsewhere while he had the chance. She threw him into the wall, where he collapsed in happy and dazed heap. Half her shirt went with him, and the other half fell completely off. The blue colored bikini she had on underneath didn't hide much of anything, and probably only covered about ten square inches worth of total space. Roshi might have been knocked silly, but his nose still bled at the sight of her, though I couldn't really blame him. Lenz stood up off the bed and turned towards me, with nothing between us but the bed and only the open window behind me.

"Well, I hope he liked the view. Probably the best one he's had in awhile. What do you think?" she asked, posing slightly.

"Uh…" I stuttered. Dammmmn, I thought Eighteen was hot in a bikini.

"I'll take that as a compliment! I figured I'd try your colors for a day. Green with blue underneath is your style after all!" she said, encouraging me to stare, not that I needed it. "Tongue tied little brother?" she added. I managed to nod a few times as I looked her up and down.

"Good, now where were we?" she asked. Someone else entered the room, clearing their throat. Lenz turned enough for me to spot Eighteen standing at the door. She took one look at Lenz and then Roshi, and came to her own conclusion.

"I see he didn't bother waiting for you to even take a morning swim. That looks really good on you Lenz, but don't you think it might be showing a little too much?" she asked.

"Why bother worrying about how much is showing when all of it soon will be?" Lenz replied as she turned back to me. I could see that Eighteen was clearly struggling not to laugh. I backed up, coming to the wall within a few paces.

"What's the matter kid? Don't you want to learn something else besides fighting techniques?" Eighteen chuckled.

"I know enough thank you," I answered.

"I beg to differ little man! You couldn't have been with Fasha that much! You aren't reacting like you should to a body like this; even at your young age there should be something!" Lenz stated, looking down towards my waistline.

"Sorry if I have better than average control," I said cautiously.

"A little stimulus should take care of that!" Lenz came one step closer. I didn't bother waiting for the next step and dove out the open window, landing in the sand. I turned back and saw Lenz staring out, her grin returning.

"You can't get away from me slave!" she called out. I didn't have to turn around to know how fast she was chasing. Surprisingly, she elected to go down the conventional way, through the house. I took the chance and ran for the edge of the island, hoping it was far enough away from the ki restriction device. I felt a spark of energy hit me just as I touched water, and I quickly blasted off. Within seconds I felt my senses returning, and a large power erupted behind me, giving chase. I almost lost concentration though when I compared it to my own; it was the strongest power I had felt in a long time. To be specific, I hadn't felt anything this comparably big since my first days of training with Vegeta. Before I could even look back, my power faded again and I started to fall. Just as I would have hit water, Lenz swooped down and snatched me out of the air. She held me up to look me in the eye, my body squeezed against hers. Judging by the familiar grin, she wasn't done with her fun. Her energy started glowing around us and she suddenly turned Super Saiyan. Her flight speed increased exponentially and she started turning loops in the air, spiraling around and around frightening speeds. There wasn't anything I could do; it was like she had suddenly gotten drunk with power and I had lost all of mine. I got severely dizzy from all the spinning and got lost in it, though at some point she held me up by only the ankle. It only got worse until she suddenly dropped me in the sand again. I couldn't even stand up to try to get away, and elected to crawl instead, only to be stopped by a very strong foot when she stepped down.

"Looks like I win, runt! Time to collect my prize!" she declared as she knelt down, one hand with a firm hold on one of my legs and the other going elsewhere.

"Lenz, please. Not this way!" I pleaded.

"You're saying no again. You know how much a mistress doesn't like it when her slave tells her no! And this one really doesn't like it. Let's change your mind!" she said. I shifted and squirmed as much as possible as I felt her hand slinking up the back of my leg and then around towards the front. She suddenly stopped and pulled me around, face to face. She laid another wet kiss on my forehead and stared back at me warmly. Just as I heard a click towards my right, she started laughing.

"Just kidding! Gosh that was fun!" I heard another distinct click coming from the side, and glared sharply when I saw it was Krillin holding a camera. Lenz held up the dreaded bracelet and pushed a button on the side. It beeped once and my ki energy suddenly came back in full. My senses also returned, and now I sensed two huge powers nearby, but only Lenz and Krillin were there. Sensing their quiet energy was like having a tremendous weight constantly pushing me to the ground. Leira mentioned being really exhausted, but it's like I'm not even here. Both of them feel like mountains, and I'm just a fucking pebble.

"Now there's several for the scrapbook," Krillin said, holding up several photos.

"Did you get the shot of him trying to crawl away? Or how about the one where I had him dangling while upside down?" Lenz asked, grabbing a hold of both of my hands.

"I got the crawling one, you were going way too fast for the other shot!" Krillin exclaimed.

"Well, I guess we better have a do over then!" Lenz said as she turned back to me. I yanked my hands away, a little easier this time.

"Easy Verto, we were just having a little fun with you. I personally wanted to go the practical joke route, but then Lenz showed up and it was just too perfect with how far she's willing to go. You needed it to be honest!" Krillin explained.

"Sure did, he's so cinched up that it'll take me a month just to massage it out of his shoulders!" Lenz claimed as she stood up and gave me a little more space. I shook my head and barely managed my own annoyed grin.

"You kinda had me going there for awhile. I was starting to think you had gone drunk with power or something. In a strangely horny way," I said.

"Well, I wasn't completely acting. Damn old man spoiled the surprise though. I wanted to go a little slower on revealing this package!" Lenz admitted as she posed again.

"Love to stay and torture you some more kid, but I have a trainee to look after today. He should be getting done with his morning exercise any minute now," Krillin said as he looked out over the ocean. I sensed a weaker signal approaching and then spotted someone swimming towards the island, and a few large shark fins following behind quickly. This one was closer to Master Roshi's power level, maybe a little lower.

"Damnit, I hate these things!" the mystery person called out. When he got to the shoreline, I noticed that he had a feather or two tied around his head, along with a large turtle shell strapped to his back. When he got to his feet, I saw he had tan skin and was wearing many Indian style trappings. I suppose that was appropriate since he was an Indian. I wasn't sure how old this guy was, but he only looked to be fifteen or sixteen at the very most. He was tall and muscular as well, but still weak overall.

"Master, I'm ready for my daily lessons! Oh," the newcomer suddenly spotted Lenz, and like anyone his age, he was awestruck.

"Verto, Lenz, this is Maize. He is the son of a friend named Upa, someone me and Goku met when we were kids. He sought out Master Roshi a few weeks ago for training, but I felt that I needed to handle it personally. It'll give Master Roshi some much needed rest; he's not as active as he used to be," Krillin explained.

"Depends on your definition of active," I said before Lenz could.

"Pardon me Master Krillin, but I thought it was because your wife said you had nothing better to do?" Maize asked.

Krillin promptly bashed him on the head, "You keep quiet about that! You're making me look bad!"

"My apologies Master!" Maize bowed in shame.

"Well, at least he's built well enough. Bet you're a real lady-killer," Lenz said, drawing a blush out of Maize.

"Ahem, I believe we have training to attend to. I'll see you two later," Krillin said, throwing down a capsule that revealed the air car. Maize didn't move at first, and was caught in a trance when Lenz started to sway her hips a little.

"Maize! What is the number one thing I told you?" Krillin asked impatiently.

"That we don't study martial arts to attract women!" Maize recited within a second.

"Very good, now start practicing that and get in the car!" Krillin ordered. Maize rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment as Lenz gave him a suggestive wave. Maize ran and jumped in, excitement pouring off of him as they drove off.

"Hmmm, nice body. I must have scared him off with these lethal weapons," Lenz claimed as she held them up.

"Yeah, he was many things, but scared wasn't one of them," I snorted slightly.

"Is that jealousy I hear in your voice?" she asked with a beaming glance.

I returned it, "Hardly. I hope you brought extra clothes, otherwise Roshi is going to have nosebleeds all day!"

"Actually, I don't. I planned on spending the day out in the water with you, nice and relaxing!" she said.

"Is that why you brought the bracelet? So you could make me relax?" I asked with a scornful glare.

"Easy little bro, I only wanted to use it as a last resort, knowing how you are. Our little prank was all I planned to need it for, and it's only a prototype, so Bulma didn't want me to try it out for long. It only has about seven minutes of power left anyway, sorry to disappoint you. I think you were starting to enjoy being the weak one for once!" she suggested as she crossed her arms.

"Only in your fantasy world," I replied.

"I don't know. I'm pretty sure I felt some sparks coming off you. We still have seven minutes, we could see what happens!" she dared to say. I answered that by giving her my cold hard stare and said nothing.

"Spoilsport," she said as she popped a lid on top of the device. Funny thing is it probably wouldn't matter; she could literally kill me with a look as weak as I am now. Then she dumped out what appeared to be a few small hairs as she took the bracelet off. I sighed with a bit of relief and sat down in the sand, gazing out over the tranquil ocean. She knelt down behind me and grabbed my shoulders. I jerked a bit by reaction, until she gently pressed down.

"So tense. Will you at least let me grind these kinks out? You're so knotted up that you might actually break apart! You need to relax!" she said.

"I have been relaxing," I retorted as she started massaging.

"No, you've been sleeping. I'm talking about taking it easy. At least for a day or two. No training, no stress, just let it all out and take a load off! It's the best prescription after going through a traumatic experience. I'm not going to deal with an uptight little runt who can't simmer down for even a few minutes. Bad enough that the prince is like that!" Lenz said.

"I suppose you want me to talk it out with you too? You always want to know every little detail after all. And there's always the chance Vegeta put you up to it. Trying to dig at my soft heart again," I said.

"Actually, Prince Grouchy didn't want me to come out here at all. But since he said to keep an eye on you in your weakened state and didn't want to do it himself, I volunteered. Then he can't complain when I force you to come home later, and don't even try to argue your way out of that one!" she warned.

"What would be the point of that?" I asked.

"Exactly. I don't really care what happened. I heard about it, but what's done is done and I'm sure you've had enough to think about. Besides, I find your soft heart to be very appealing," she replied as she started grinding my shoulders and back. I turned my head and stared up at her, causing her to pause.

"Who are you and what have you done with Lenz?" I asked.

She gave me her own eye roll and smiled before continuing, "It doesn't really matter that much does it? It's all in the past; let's focus on having a nice day with no stress! If this isn't enough, we can try and convince Eighteen to let you have some booze! Maybe an aphrodisiac or two to loosen you up!"

"No this is fine. You don't need any help as it is," I replied.

She hugged my shoulders and nibbled on my ear for a moment as I brushed her off, "Glad to hear it!"

"A little lower please," I said as her hands went down around my sides, "Not that low!"

I felt remarkably looser after Lenz was done turning my back into hamburger a few hours later. She kept passing the suggestion of a full body massage for free, saying I needed it everywhere. I kindly passed; she didn't need any more motivation. Eighteen had cooked up a whopper of a lunch, which was destroyed in little to no time. Roshi was knocked out at least a dozen times while Lenz and I were eating. The sight of Lenz in her bikini along with the scent of food seemed to revive him a lot faster. His last charge came when Lenz was suggestively going through ice cream, so Roshi got a chocolate smear on the side of his face to go with the bruise.

"I appreciate the attention, but honestly, can I kill him yet?" she asked.

"Oh someone actually wants you now and you're saying no?" I said.

"I'm picky." she replied.

"Lies," I muttered.

"We're keeping him around in case he's got a lot of Zeni stashed away. In which case, I would like to collect and buy a bigger house. Maybe I should threaten to castrate the brainless fraud a few times and get him to cough up some dough," Eighteen said.

I stifled a laugh, "Maybe the porno industry makes so much off of him that they consider him a sponsor. I guess Lenz can be the advertisement!" Lenz had her slapping hand up and ready as I prepared to duck, but the attack never came.

"I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment or an insult," she said, slightly confused.

"I say insult," Eighteen said.

"Yeah, but if I hit him for it, I'll knock his precious little head off as weak as he is now!" Lenz pointed out.

"Thanks for the reminder," I grumbled.

"By the way, Bulma called while you two were enjoying yourselves. She said you got a call from someone, but didn't say who it was. They left a number for you to call, so you can use this phone," Eighteen explained.

"Must be important. It's not like I get fan mail," I said.

"That reminds me. Since the old man probably doesn't have many brain cells left for today, I should go beat up Hercule for money instead. That bum still owes me for having to put up with Buu for a day last week!"

"Let me guess, you ran out of candy?" I asked.

"Within a few seconds. He actually ate the entire fridge, hardware included. I'll take Marron with me so you don't have to baby-sit. I don't need the old nuisance teaching her anything!" Eighteen said as she went upstairs for her daughter. I waited until they both left in the air car before I bothered looking at the number left for me.

"Let's find out who this is then. As long as it isn't a telemarketer," I said as I dialed the number and put the phone on speaker mode.

"What's a telemarketer?" Lenz asked, curious.

"I told you what a salesman is right?" I asked as Lenz nodded, "Well this one is even worse. It's an extremely annoying person that calls people all the time, usually trying to sell stuff over the phone. They also tend to call at the worst times as well, such as dinner, or while your sleeping sometimes. And then there's the other bad habit they have, sharing your telephone number with other telemarketers. It's a never ending cycle!"

"Maybe you should trace the line back to the source and put them out of business!" Lenz suggested.

"Awfully tempting, but they do tend to cover their tracks. Anytime they actually give you a return number it's usually someone else on the far end of the world that you can barely understand," I replied as the ring tones started up.

After two rings, a woman picked up, "Hello?"

"Hi, my name is Verto. I'm returning a call and was given this number," I said as pleasantly as I could. I heard a sharp intake of breath on the other end, and the lady sounded like she was a bit edgy.

"What's the code? Or else I'm hanging up now!" she asked.

Lenz mimicked my single raised eyebrow as I answered the best I could, "What code? I'm just returning the call since I wasn't at home. This was the number I was given!"

"I called Capsule Corporation this morning. And I was looking for someone with the initials DMT. I was told that no one with those initials even lived there!" she claimed. My eyes went low in a hurry, and the look on Lenz's face was full alert and screaming for an explanation, but I picked up the phone instead, turning off the speaker. The odds were that she would hear most of the conversation anyway, but I didn't want whoever was on the other end to know that. There was only one person on the entire planet that knew that particular set of initials in full and only because I told her what it was.

"DMT? How do you know about that?" I asked.

The lady sighed with what seemed like relief, "Sorry Verto, but I needed to know it was you. I have been working with your mother for a while now on a certain, project. And there's such a high chance of discovery that we don't start off any discussion without a pass code. She didn't want to involve you or her husband until she had to. Since she didn't answer the last pass code correctly, either her phones have been tapped, or she's been compromised!"

I glanced at Lenz, who only shook her head and whispered, "Everything is fine at home."

"I highly doubt it's the latter, but I wasn't sure and we agreed on what to do in that situation. She said that you could help me if she wasn't available and that you would probably have that kind of reaction to those three letters. May I ask why that is?" she asked.

"It's, sensitive information. This has something to do with Dr. Cash doesn't it?" I replied with a question of my own.

"Please, don't force me to discuss this over the phone. Come to North City and meet me at the corner of sixty-fourth and Walnut in two hours time. That should be plenty of flight time for you."

"Sixty-fourth and Walnut in two hours, got it!" I said, mentally jotting that down.

"Thank you," she said before she hung up.

I could feel the firmness behind Lenz's glare before I even saw it, "Vegeta said no heavy activity today or tomorrow. Don't make me put my foot down!" she warned.

"It's just a meeting Lenz; it's not like that takes effort," I assumed. Truthfully I didn't know, and there was a good chance that Lenz wouldn't accept it even if I did.

"It better be just a meeting! Or else I'll chain you down to the bed! Need me to fly you there?" she asked.

"If there's anything I can handle without you today, it's flying!" I said, this time confident.

"Well just in case, I'll go with you. I'm supposed to keep an eye on you anyway. You wouldn't want to fall without someone to catch you, which would probably hurt. And then you'll have some hot nurse looking over you all the time…" Lenz paused mid thought and grinned. I could already picture the nurse's outfit on her.

"Lenz, it really isn't any of your business," I claimed. That was definitely the wrong thing to say.

"Not my business? Well too bad runt! Babysitting you is my job until you're better! That means where you go, I go! What are you going to do little man, tell me no?" she shouted. I was mentally pinned there, and we both knew there wasn't anything I could do about it.

"Just put on some clothes and we'll call it a deal," I suggested.

"Hmmm, I wonder if Eighteen has anything in my size?" Lenz pondered as she walked towards the upper rooms.

"I seriously doubt it," I muttered.

"Oh here's something! A little small though, I thought she was better equipped then that!" Lenz shouted down. I shook my head slightly as Lenz bounded down the stairs in a very tight set of jeans and a black vest with a hint of red hidden below.

"Hmmm, I better not breathe until this stretches out, this tight little number will burst open if I don't! It's only a thirty two B!" she moaned.

I rolled my eyes, "Stop whining, it's better than nothing!"

"Nothing feels a lot better on me though. I don't like feeling restricted," she noted.

"As I've noticed," I snorted.

"Yeah, let it all out baby!" Roshi shouted again as he dove towards her from the stairs. He promptly became part of the wall an instant later, but the black vest ripped open, revealing red lace underneath.

"That's a little better, but you missed the targets again!" Lenz said, disappointed.

"Just grab a jacket or something!" I said in exasperation.

"Alright! We'll see how much of a traffic jam I can cause this time when I do flyby flashes!" she exclaimed happily. Why me?

Power levels, which are only for reference this time.

Verto (severely weakened, ki only): 20,000

Krillin: 26,000,000

Lenz: 57,000,000; Super Saiyan: 177,000,000

Maize: 120

A/n: Been awhile since I wrote a mostly humor chapter. Hope most you laughed as much reading it as I did writing it.