Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means trying not to freak out when your baby's due date comes and goes and there's no baby. Only 5 percent actually arrive on time.
The baby was due two days ago. Two days ago. That equals 48 hours. Some babies are born within 48 hours. 48 hours from the day Naruto was suppose to be in labor, Naruto is still pregnant. How could this be when the baby was due 48 hours ago. 48 hours ago, give or take, Sasuke was suppose to be holding his child in is his arms. Not watching Naruto on the sofa eating ramen.
Of course, Naruto saw no point of being worried or stressed. He just ate his ramen without a care in the world. So what if the baby was two days late? Things like that were bound to happen. Nothing you can do but wait.
Sasuke couldn't let Naruto see him freak out. It would be bad. Naruto would start freaking out because Sasuke was freaking out and that couldn't be good for the baby. Although, stress could help the baby arrive. The best way to approach the problem was to think with a clear and cool head and attitude.
"Naruto, do you have any idea why the baby is born yet? Your due date was two days ago." Sasuke asked in an attempt to sound casual.
Naruto took a particularly loud slurp of his noodles. "Oh yeah, only 5 percent of babies are born on time."
"Oh," Sasuke said.
Wait.
Did Naruto know something he didn't?