Mika: Whoo!!

Jordan: What?

Mika: I OWN NARUTO!!Jordan: Really?! : )

Mika: (frowns) Nope. I was just hoping Santa would give the deed to me for Christmas. So in other words. I don't own Naruto.

Jordan: (anime tears) So I can't have Tenny-chan?

Mika: Even if I did, its NejiTen 4 ever!

Jordan: Your so mean to me Imouto-chan.

Jordan's POV

"Jordan!! WATCH OUT!!" my cousin shouted.

I turned around, taking my headphones out of my ears. "What?"

Then it hit me. Literally. The bullet flew into my chest. The guys in the black car swore, apparently missing their target. "No flippen duh," I could pretty much hear Imouto-chan say.

Imouto-chan……

What would she do without me? 'Don't follow me Imouto-chan,' I thought. 'Please.'

I fell to the ground. I was slowly breathing my last breath. Getting closer each time. "Don't follow," I whispered. Then my last breath came.

"NO!" Hitler shouted. "Oh no no no no no!! You cannot do this!!"

Death gave Hitler a cold look. "Who says I can't?"

Queen Elizabeth put a hand on Death's shoulder. "Who are you Hitler to go against our master? Be grateful we were chosen for his council in the first place."

"But WE didn't get the ultimate gift! WE didn't get the second chance! So why are these worthless pests?!" Hitler shouted.

Murmurs went around the table, most in agreement. "Because this girl is worthy and like I did, she needs help."

Washington's eyes went wide. "You mean?"

"Yes," Death murmured. "The Gift."

Maria's POV

I groaned and rubbed my head. That dream…… "Onii-chan!" I shouted, jerking up.

I moaned in pain. Stupid head rush. A nurse rushed into the room with Naruto and Sakura. I smiled a small smile. It felt like I was apart of their group. "Mika-chan! Your awake!" Naruto shouted.

I giggled at his loudness like always before holding my head at the throbbing. "You idiot!" Sakura shouted, hitting Naruto over the head. "She has a headache!"

I waved my hand. "Its ok. Nothing major."

I got up, only to see myself in a hospital gown. 'Oh god. I hate these,' I thought.

The nurse handed me my clothes. "Thanks," I said. "Where's Kashioki-teme?"

"He fainted when you did. Oh Mika-chan, I can't believe how mean he was to…."

I cut her off. "He fainted?"

Sakura and Naruto nodded. "Which room?" I quickly asked like I was in a rush. And I was.

Sakura looked at me weirdly. "3 doors down. Why?"

I didn't answer her question. "I'll meet you guys outside. Just give me a few minutes 'kay?"

They nodded, said their goodbyes (well shouted in Naruto's case), and left. I quickly got dressed into my clothes and ran out of the room. Adrenaline rushes pwn. 'Please let my hunch be correct. Please!'

I opened the door to see Kashioki passed out on the bed. "Kashioki?" I said. "Hey teme! WAKE UP!!" I jerked awake in his bed making him fall off. "What the hell?" he said.

I sighed. Maybe I was wrong. "Woah. Where am I? Who are you?" Or maybe not.

A huge smile broke out on my face. "Onii-chan!" I squealed before jumping over the bed and squishing him with a hug. "Huh?" he said.

"Onii-chan its me. Maria," I said.

"I-I-Imouto-chan?" Jordan stuttered.

I squealed again and got him into a death-grip hug. "Yay! I knew this would happen after that crazy dream!"

"What dream? All I remembered was getting shot and then waking up here. And hey! I thought you said you had brown hair?"

So I explained everything from the suicide, to ending up here, to getting bossed around by Kashioki. A shadow passed over Jordan's face. "You did what?"

Tears welled up in my eyes. "I'm so sorry Onii-chan. I just, I just, oh who am I kidding?! I have no excuse!" I started crying. Onii-chan looked at me, then hugged me. "Well whatever reason, we're here now. So lets make the best of it."

I nodded, automatically happy again. "YAY!!" I got him in my signature death grip hug. Maybe things would be better here. "Imouto-chan….. Can't breathe….." Onii-chan coughed.

I giggled and let go. Yep. Way better.

A/N Okay, this chapter just sucks. But I have no inspiration! REVIEW PLZ!!