Well…the cephalopod family is piling up. I make quick reminder, Ador is freaking old than Linky, Linky isn't that bright, and his sister isn't happy.
So to the surface!
Chapter 2: Mimicus
Ah Inkopolis, where all the freshest Inklings hang out and the hub of fashion trends booming within Booyah Base. Music is playing, bunch of juveniles cracking shallow jokes or memes on the streets and a random, big Amiibo box thing that's sitting back at the corner of the base…which I don't know how it got there in the first place?
Pretty much a normal day in Booyah Base, where a squid can be a squid.
Jeez, where's my dunce brother around here that mistaking suggestive comments as formality? He knows that he can't be alone or else Mom will kill us! By the way, where did those stone sphere shape like coconuts appeared out of nowhere on the sidewalk near the window that Callie and Marie always chat at?
Eh? It's probably for decoration purposes of whatever for this town…anyways-where the Helix is my brother at?!
Looking around for my dunce bro is at. I search far and wide if he's anywhere in this place, if not…Mom will murder me if I lose him.
Hearing footsteps coming behind my back, I turn around to see my bro is walking towards me with a…little Inkling following him?
Don't tell me he's authentically into pedophile stuff right now or else I'm going to kick his squid butt if that case was true.
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...No I mean it, I'm going to call Mom on my I-squid and then dial the police of what he becomes.
"Linky! Who the heck is this little Inkling you brought here?!" Looking down to see a rather…short squid with a hoodie covering her entire head and sunglasses covering her eyes, yet I'm rather suspicious of why she's hiding under those clothing-and where the Helix did my brother found her in the first place?!
Although my brother can be a real idiot at times but this is gotten way out of hand!
"Bro...who the Dome is she?!" Turning to my brother's idiotic tendencies again, he just stuttered and hesitant to answer me which is a sign he's hiding something.
"Oh, um, ah…nothing Linkle! I just found her near the sewers!" Twitching my eyes of his really poor excuse, I think we're going to have a quick discussion between you and me about bringing strangers with us!
Pulling his left fin, I drag his stupid squid butt with me and we're going to have a real hard talk here mister!
"OW! OW! OW! I'M SORRY SIS!" Apologizing isn't going to help when you broke that very promise to Mom!
[Ador]
So that's how Squid siblings function? That's rather barbaric…
Seeing the yellow colored Inkling dragging Linky on the floor, I might as well look around here and start trying to speak their Woomy language so I can blend in within their society.
Although, this place looks pretty civilized and friendly in the most part of what I saw…unlike of what I thought back at home from my friends and family as they told me that squids are mere savages.
But when I saw their saw their squid society, they're completely wrong about them…
Looking the sights and sounds of this place, this place looks really colorful and awesome at the same time to hang around! Where I saw squids mutually chatting, civilized dancing, and not an ounce of savagery I saw!
They have really cool music playing as I think they call them the Squid sisters…as a Squid-Pop thing as they called it?
Everything I learn so far, the Octarians that I learn from sort of lied to me…but how come and why?
Thinking deeply of why they lie to me. I turn to see a normal, blue Inkling who's wearing eyeglasses over her eyes with some sort of a school uniform she's wearing.
"Why hello there little Inkling, can we talk somewhere private…like near to those coconut shape domes?" Turning to see those stone shaped domes. I was suspicious at this Inkling at first…but her voice, it sounded so familiar to me?
Oh well, lead the way!
Following this odd Inkling near those dome shape rock things, she turn around and nobody seems to be looking at us.
"What are you doing here Ador?" Wait, how do you know me-Mimi-sama!
Looking up to see she lifted her glasses and some part of her tentacles turn into those white n' black stripes like tendrils, where her skin turn into a milky tan color, and her eyes turn into Octarian eyes! Including sprouting those squishy puffballs on her chest which I think they're called…what was it again? Is it coconuts? Puffer fishes? I think the word has a 'T' or a 'B' in it?
I just really don't know...
Furthermore, I would be inking right now by the sight of my favorite idol sister in front of me! But I feel I don't need to ink! As I heard stories as she's the best infiltrating agent of the Octarian army! Morphing into different shapes and forms!
Anyhow-sister! What are you doing here? I'm so glad you're with me in this fine day!
"Mimi-Sama? Why are you doing here in the-*mppffh!*" She suddenly covered my mouth and hush me to be quite.
"Ador-chan. What the Helix are you in the surface! Aren't you supposed to be evacuating with the other Sub-Octolings?!" Hearing Mimi-sama whispering to me in utmost urgency, I told her I was pretty curious about Linky as he's pretty nice.
"Mimi! To do why I'm here? Well, Linky here is really nice and I want to see if the Inklings are actually civilized. In the end, they are! So why are you being so insensitive about them?" When Mimi about to open her mouth. The stone coconuts beside me open up. Where I saw Klepo-sama is inside that thing. Where her sandy tentacles tangling on her head and Night-Vision goggles covering her eyes with her pale skin hiding under the shadow of her shell.
"She's right kid. It's pretty bad if the Inklings here saw us Octolings. Things will go sour here real fast with inktreme prejudice."
Klepto is here as well? That's even more good news for me! But are you sure that the Inklings are seeing us right now...and are they really that racist?
[Somewhere far off distance from them]
Jogging to exercise my humanoid body form with my bro near me, I stopped when I notice something.
"Hey…hey dude! Are those Octolings I'm seeing bruh?" Jabbing my arm to my Squid bruh near me to alert him of what I'm seeing here, he turn his head to the three Octolings who are pretty much conversing with each other while we stop our daily jog to check on our newcomers.
"Yeah dude. Probably tourists I guess? Besides, those Octolings are hot grilling especially that chest, tan Octoling with black n' white tendrils, it's good to see we need more diversity in Inkopolis anyways. Anyhow, let's run some more dude!"
You're on bruh!
[Shopping district]
Holding the bags of freshest clothing, weapon gears, and the new hot trends from Annie's shop which is currently having a Butterfly infestation day which that annoying clown fish Moe is taking care of it, me and my Gal squid holding our bags to fashion ourselves.
Turning to my gal near me as we're carrying our bags of the freshest items in them, I then pause when I notice something in front of me.
"Girl, can we stop for a minute. I think we have new glamorous visitors here." As her and I stopped with our tentacles tangling bottom to our waist. She notices them as well, where we look at their fashion taste.
"Gal! I think that tan, black n' white tentacle Octoling is super sexy by the way she dress-and don't deny those big coconuts on her chest and that tan flawless skin of her humanoid form as she looks so super cute in that School Uniform. Most importantly, look at those big hips!" Squiddly yeah, you're right! By seeing her, I'm rather envious of her humanoid form than us early teen-Inklings.
Helix, I wish I have that body when I grow up, just like mom!
"I don't know about the small hooded Octoling, but the Octoling under the rock really need some tanning and some new fashionable clothing, you know I'm saying?" Yeah! That Octoling need some fashion makeover and she will look squidding fabulous!
[Ador]
That's just an educational guess; I have a feeling that everyone out here already knows our presence in the wide opening already.
Anyhow-KLEPTO-SAMA!
"Klepto-Sama? You're here as well?" Asking Klepto of how she's doing. She was about to open her mouth to answer me, but was then stopped as she slammed her sphere down to the rocky ground and Mimi morphs back into her Inkling form as her tentacles changing colors, turning them into blue Inkling tentacles, her skin turn deadly pale as she looks cool as heck.
"So that's why you need to eat kelp to grow your brain for once you barnacle head." Turning to see Linky and the yellow tentacle Inkling who looks exactly like Linky…but she looks more like a girl than a boy Inkling.
Seeing she clearly berated Linky of something, she then notice my presence and start questioning of who am I.
"So your name's Ador right? My bro here keeps talking about you while we're having our little 'discussion' about not bringing random strangers with us. Don't mind him…he sometimes not that bright in certain circumstance." Wait…your saying Linky is sort of stupid?
"You're telling me he's stupid?" Asking this clone female of Linky, she slammed her palm on her face and look rather irradiated of my question I gave her.
"No, he's sort of oblivious and extremely unaware of what's happening around him." As she skeptically stared at me, she notices Mimi beside me as she's in her Inkling form.
"Um excuse me Inkling in the student uniform? Who are you and why are you near Ador?" Seeing Mimi-Sama gave out a vibe of bravado, although I saw of beads of sweat coming out of her skin, as she's not ready to talk someone here. She replied to her of her secret codename.
"The name's Thaumi, I'm just recently a freshman of the freshest school of Inkopolis, just visiting Booyah base to be fresh you know? Spectating turf wars and all those cool shops. What's yours?" Turning to see Mimi speaking in a Woomy accent like the Inklings of how to be fresh squids here, she made up her false identity and continues to blend in with the squids.
I wonder how she does that?
[Mimi]
No, no, no! I should grab Ador and run when I have the chance. Now I have to make a conversation with this Inkling!?
"The name's Linkle, Linky's brother. So how did you get transfer in...-oh no, not the Bobtail squid and the Colossal Squid! Also Thaumi, incoming five O' clock." turning to the direction of what she meant. There are two Sub-Inklings approaching me where one is a shorty with short blue tentacles and another is a big, red, humongous brutish squid I ever saw. As it's humanoid form is big, wide, and wearing the brutish clothing I ever saw.
"I'm telling you Cols! I'm fine from eating that spicy Plankton with Kelp!" Looking to see this short Inkling yelling at the big Inkling, I saw the big Inkling Cols smirk to his rather short squid friend.
"Oh yeah Bobbi, can your puny stomach can handle it?" Seeing this gigantic brute boasting and taunting the small squid, the small sub-inkling name Bobbi was about to object…until his stomach rumble.
"Oh no, it's about to blow!" Hearing the small Inkling shouted in panic, he looks around to find a place to hide his nasty digested waste, but he cannot find a place to run in time till his digestion system starting to act aggressively.
Until he spotted Klepto's shell, as I remember it has a small hole atop in order for her to breathe…
Oh no…
Knowing the inevitable going to happen, the small Sub-squid jump atop of the shell and sat on it.
*TOOOOOOTTT!*
"HUAGHHHHHHHHHKKK?!"
Hearing Bobtail squid releasing its gas on the hole, I saw the rock rocking back n' forth and heard Klepto's cry in disgust of the horrid smell she has to face, although, the Inklings around us aren't aware of her cries or the coconut that's shaking tremendously, as they're more distracted to the small Squid that's tooting atop of the shell than her.
"Ah, that hits the spot. Anyhow, who the Helix are you new squid?!" Seeing the small shrimp turn to me and asking my existence, I just gave him my false back story here.
"I'm new here you know? I just got transferred here!" Yelling at him in a hint of irradiation, I saw the Small bobtail squid lifted his shoulder as he's indifferent of me and decided to leave me be which is good.
"Anyways, hey Linky. Who's your small Inkling near you?" Heard the Colossi Squid questioning about Ador, he scratch his head to make up an answer.
"I found her near the sewers?" THAT IDIOT! That gives a impression that she's an Octoling you stupid dunce!
Wanting to strangle this clueless inkling of giving away the most basic knowledge about her, fortunately, the brute and the small fry took his answer without suspicion.
"Ha? That's cool then. Anyways, welcome to Booyah Base. The freshest squids to hang around and shops to buy stuff-whatever, anyways, let's go Bobbi! I want to pock on that Giant squid of what he's doing today!" Witnessing the two Sub-inklings left without a hitch. Linkle sighed in relief for some reason?
"Finally, thank Helix they lost their interest on us! I thought they would bother us as they can be extremely obnoxious, with Bobbi having a short temper and Cols' being egoistic as always." So that's why she sighed in relief for, to avoid having a big headache?
I'm fine with that because I don't want to re-learn sub-Inklings 101 as they're a nuisance to interact with! As you pencil squids are a lot easier to talk to since our teachers mainly thought us about you.
"Anyways, Linky and I will go shopping here and we might bring Ador along with us to check out her size." As when she said that, Linky raises his right eye of what she meant.
"Check her what-"Before the idiotic squid can speak to her, her sister slapped him right across the cheek of making sure he doesn't give the wrong impression.
"I meant her clothing and height size you idiot! It's best you don't know the other terminology!" As she grabbed Linky's wrist and grabbing Ador tas well o forcefully follow her, I miss my chance for her and me to leave right now!
BARNACLE SAUCE! I'M AN IDIOT!
"Oh…*WhrMM!*…I think I'm going to hurl of that smell from that blasted squid!" Turning around to see Klepto about to hurl out her lunch and seeing her skin turn green from inhaling that nasty gas. I think she's about to-
*BLAUGKKKKK!*
Hurl…
This rescue mission will take longer of what I suspected to bring in the elder Adorabilis…
Well there's a short cameo of the Colossus and the Bobtail squid. So here is Linky's sister…dragging them to the shopping center. Yeah.
So next time, learning past splatfest!