A/N Okay I lied. The next couple of chapters will probably be short and only include Death's council trying to kill Krystal. After that's done, the plot can move forward again! Also, with Krystal's POV what she calls Mika moves around a lot. To people, she says Maria. In her head, it's either Twinnie or Mika.

Another A/N: People of Death's Court so you aren't confused: Queen Elizabeth, Julius Caesar, Adolph Hitler, Cleopatra, George Washington, and Achilles.

Disclaimer: Fuck all of you who tried to convince me I owned Naruto AND Naruto's ass. We all know Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and Naruto's ass belongs to Sasuke. I also don't own Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne.

Chapter 7: Second attempt- Failure City

Caesar paced back and forth. "It has to look like an accident."

"Check," Elizabeth stated.

"It has to be realistic as to not expose anything mystical."

"Check," Cleopatra yawned.

"It has to actually KILL her."

"Check," Washington said.

"And Hitler is the biggest idiot we've ever met."

"Check and amen!" everyone but Hitler yelled out.

"You guys are mean…"Hitler pouted.

Caesar ignored him and a large smirk put itself on his face and looked at Cleopatra. "I have the perfect idea."

She groaned. "Why the hell do I think this will involve me seducing an ugly simpleton?"

Krystal's POV

"That's it! I official hate school!" I shouted to air.

When that kid died in that accident last year, there was grief consolers, school was out for two days, and events were cancelled. But do they do that for my twinnie? Nooo because the school is filled with jackasses!

*Flashback*

"She wasn't very social Krystal, dear. Not many knew her, she kept to herself, barely had any friends. She once even planned to blow up the school because she hated it so much. I personally don't think the same principals apply," the principal told me.

I lost it at that moment. "You thought she was serious?! What kind of people are you if you do all these things for one kid's death and not another's?!"

"The other kid's death was accidental. Maria committed suicide."

"So?! Haven't you read any medical journals?! A child who commits suicide doesn't want death! They want a release from the pain because no one FUCKING GIVES A SHIT!"

"Look I can see your upset dear but…"

I cut her off. "Upset? You think I'm upset? I am downright furious! What kind of principal are you?!" I yelled, venom coating every word, hoping to make her feel the same pain Maria did.

"If memory serves me correct, you weren't even very close to her and no where near her bottom of the food chain social circle," the principal shot at me.

If looks would kill, the principal would be on the ground, blood dripping from her mouth as I laughed manically over her body. "Yeah well, that was my mistake." And with that, I stormed out.

*End Flashback*

'Kill, kill, kill, kill,' was the mantra going through my head. I wanted everyone dead for what they did to my twinnie. I wanted them to feel the same pain she did. I wanted her alive so they could grovel at her feet for forgiveness. I wanted a lot of things but deep down, I knew none of them were going to happen. "She wants to go home but nobody's home. Its where she lies, broken inside. Nowhere to go, nowhere to go to dry her eyes, broken inside," I sang quietly.

"Her feelings she hides.

Her dreams she can't find.

She's losing her mind, she's falling behind.

She can't find her place.

She's losing her faith.

She's falling from grace, she's all over the place, yeah.

She wants to go home but nobody's home.

It's where she lies, broken inside.

Nowhere to go, nowhere to go

To dry her eyes,

Broken inside.

She's lost inside, lost inside.

She's lost inside, lost inside.

Oh, oh, oh."

I sighed. If swinging didn't help (which I swung A LOT after almost being killed), singing always did the trick. People said I had an awesome voice, I was in choir, but this time, it just made me feel empty. 'Oh that's right. It's because Nobody's Home was one of Mika-chan's favorite songs.'

A couple of tears leaked out of my eyes and fell down my face. It still hurt to think of her and it's been almost three weeks. "Twinnie, I just might follow you. How can I live without my sister?" I whispered.

Cleopatra inwardly rolled her eyes. 'This is too easy,' she thought.

"Hehehehe and then it blew up! All cause I wasn't pay no 'tention to it!" the drunk man barked out. Cleopatra gave the man a seductive smile. "Well why don't we finish this story at your place?" she asked him, running a finger down his arm, smirking at his shivers.

"Let's go!" he yelled, grabbing her hand and running out.

I sighed as I turned onto her street. "Why do I have a bad feeling?"

Then came the tire squelching. "And why the fuck do I always have to be right?!" I yelled, jumping out of the way of the out of control car as it hit the house behind me. "That was so close, and what the hell is this? Kill Krystal Week?!"

I saw an Egyptian lady sitting next to the unconscious driver, completely unscathed. "What the hell?" was all that came out of my lips in a whispered.

"Damn it, the imbecile missed. Oh well," and the woman disappeared in thin air.

"What in the seven levels of hell?!" I screeched.

"Miss, are you ok?" a person from across the street asked.

Soon I found myself surrounded by people. 'Aw shit…' was all that went through my head.

"Why the hell is the girl not dead?!" Caesar yelled.

Cleopatra gave him a bored look. "Look, my part was to only get the dude drunk enough to get out of control, keep control of the car until we found her, and then let him hit her. It's not my fault the man missed."

Caesar groaned. "Master Death will be so angry at us!"

"No really?" Queen Elizabeth said sarcastically.

"Shut it Liz. No one wants to hear you," Hitler shot.

"And no one even wants you around," Elizabeth answered calmly.

Hitler's face turned a bright red as Achilles laughed and Elizabeth smirked. "That's what I thought."

"Enough!" Caesar yelled. "We only have one more chance to kill this girl before Death comes back collecting soldiers' souls in Iraq and Afghanistan. Let's not waste it!"

"Oh fine, if you need a real tactical genius, I'll come up with something," Washington stated, oh so modestly.

"Well then old man, let's see what you have in mind," Achilles replied.

Washington just smiled.

A/N At least its longer than the last one! 2 updates in one day! Kind of… Ok its past midnight but still! REVIEW! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!