1001 Things It Means To Be A Dad: Naruto Style!

by YoutubeGirl

SasuNaru, GaaNeji, ShikaKiba, KakaIru. Post mpreg, Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kakashi never expect fatherhood to be well, so demanding. Can they handle the pressure of being high level ninja? Yes. Can they handle moody ukes and babies? No.

124. Chapter 124

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine neither is the book.

Being a dad means staying calm while you're in the delivery room. If you have to throw up, go outside

Shikamaru was a calm guy. He didn't fight or argue. Those were troublesome things and required a good deal of energy. He was the perfect guy to have in the delivery room.

"Seriously Shika! Show some god damn emotion! I'm having your babies!" Kiba yelled. Shikamaru was the perfect guy to have in the delivery room. Unless the person giving birth was the most hot-blooded, emotional person on the planet and enjoyed having their partners be a part of the experience.

"Being calm is an important part!" Shikamaru sighed and left the delivery room.

Kiba called after him. "By showing emotions I meant telling me to breathe and shit not throw up!"