Meanwhile, at the Nocturnus Gate, B and Dawn regrouped and tied up the four Eggmen with diamond rope. Minami then jeered at the battered doctors, "Four poached eggs… Rolling… in the plate."

She sighed, "That sucked."

Dawn said, "Nice work. I'm surprised that Percival and Tohru survived."

Mio pointed out, "I saw them go through the gate again, after appearing. Glad he survived, but I don't get why he'd steal a falcon board."

Dawn scanned, "According to data, Percival was a speed demon addict. He had the high score in F-Zero's Mute City Grand Prix. He and his step-sister have the high score, by about two minutes and forty-seven seconds."

"Whoa… What a rush that was," Mai smiled, "It is a good thing I didn't ride in Mute City; otherwise I'd kill myself for reckless driving."

Dawn then said, "But… But Percival ran off with Tohru, after I warned him of something… but he didn't listen."

Minami asked, "You mean… he rushed off, like Sonic the Hedgehog?"

"He's like Sonic to Eggman! A little Flicky and tiny cheetah told me. Percival and Tohru are in trouble! Can't you see, you guys? It is a trap!"

They all gasped, "A TRAP?"


Chapter 12
("Insert YouTube Poop Reference Here")


The van continued to drive off, in breakneck speed, thrashing through the fruit carts and fences. Percival has lost all control of his will to drive.

"GET OUT OF THE WAY, LOSERS! DON'T MAKE ME RUN YOUR ASSES OVER!" He laughed evilly.

Uo and Motoko hung on, as Hanajima held an unconscious Tohru tight. Percival continued to shout in speed rage and lust.

"Fuck yeah! This speed is amazing! I'm going faster than Blood Falcon's vehicle! NO BREAKS, BRAKES, and STEAKS! PEDAL TO THE METAL, THE WHOLE TIME, BEYOTCHES! Yeah, baby! I am GOING ALL! THE! WAY!"

Motoko growled, "AAH! He's not only crazy, but disgusting!"

As he sped off, heading to the castle, speaking of which, inside the royal castle, King Harkinian of iHyrule was resting, drinking his goblet, as always. He was wearing his gold robe.


The following scene will NOW be in Play Form:
(King): I wonder what's for dinner?

(Link): Oh, boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok! But… Yawn… It sure is boring around here.

(King): Mah Boy, this peace is what ALL true warriors strive for.

(Link): I just wonder what Ganondorf is up to.

(King): Zelda, I'm going to iGamelon to shop of dinner. I'm going to take the Tri-Force of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me, in a month, send Link.

(Link): Oh, boy!

(King): After you scrub all the windows in iHyrule, then you can scrub all the toasters in iHyrule, then you can scrub all the spaghetti in iHyrule, then you can-.

(Link): Gee… I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!

(King): Enough! My ship sails in the morning.

(Link, to Zelda): How about a kiss… for luck?

(Zelda): You've got to be kidding.

Yeah, this is their usual, yet cheesy, life. But, at least, it's amusing.

But then, a wizard in a purple turban appeared, via a magic carpet.

(Gwonam): Your majesty, there is a disturbance in iHyrule! A machine is appearing, in a very wild speed.

(King): Hmm… This affects my dinner. How can we help?

(Gwonam): It is written, only Link can defeat the disturbance.

(Link): Great! I'll grab my stuff!

(King): Enough! After you scrub all the windows in iHyrule, then you can scrub all the toasters in iHyrule, then you can scrub all the spaghetti in iHyrule, then you can scrub all the four PINGAS in iHyrule, then you can-.

(Gwonam): There is no time! Your sword is enough.

(King): Hmm… Mah boy, be back in time for dinner.

(The carpet flies with Link)

(Gwonam): Squa-da-la! We're off!

XXXXX

Meanwhile, the van continues to drive in breakneck speed. Percival then saw the castle gates. He cried out, "HUH? A barricade in iHyrule? Are you trying to stop the champion of F-Zero Grand Prix? You idiots! Who do you think you are – The Spanish Inquisition? I'm going run over the fuck out of you, if you don't let me in, dipshits!"

CRASH!

He ran through the gate, injuring the people. He parked by the castle and calmed down. He smiled, as he placed a motionless Tohru by the door, in a seated position, with the package in her lap. He drove off, as Hanajima asked him, "Uh, are you sure that it is wise?"

Percival said, "I'm fine. I've had a lot of experiences in the speed of 99 MPH."

He exclaimed, "Besides, I don't want to see Tohru handle it, without her friends."

"This is what Tohru wants," Motoko said, "She must deliver the package, alone."

Uo asked, "May I asked how you saved Tohru? Last we saw you, you were destroyed by Robotnik."

"Don't worry. Like I said, you never die in Special Stages. You do, but you have to start again, and it won't cost you a life."

Percival appeared in the Nocturnus Gate and was in pain. He got up and found Tohru, out cold, motionless. He gasped, as he picked her up.

He narrated, "Once I was sent back, I found our friend on the ground, out cold. I was upset that my Tour Van was trapped with those Robotnik fools, but I had no choice. It was my band, or Tohru. In an instant, I chose BOTH. I grabbed a huge Falcon Flyer and run it for a test flight. I grabbed Tohru and carried her over my shoulders. But before my flight was made, the Android Dawn came to me and wanted to talk to me."

Dawn said, as B tied up Robotnik P, Julian, and Eggman, "I'm so glad you came. I have an emergency for you! I wish you'd reconsider going to iHyrule!"

Percival said, "I know… but without my van, I'm nothing. Besides, I made a promise for Miss Honda… and damn it! I stand by my honor, as a hero!"

He flew off, as Dawn cried, "WAIT!"

She sighed in sadness, "Aw… I was gonna warn him! There was a dangerous moment in-."

She gasped, as Minami called, "Dawn! Was that Percival?"

"After that, I returned to see you in danger. Luckily, we didn't even have to go through the same path, all over again. I was surprised that Tohru was sapped of her energy."

Hanajima said, "Yeah, we saw it. She destroyed two Bad Eggs, after she was shot with the Roboticizer. But then she started to smoke profusely… and then collapsed."

Percival said, "Fascinating… I never have seen a girl that was taken a blast of the Roboticizer, get immune by it, go on a destructive rampage, and overheated herself."

He thought, "Maybe it has something to do with her powers…"

Uotani asked, "Now what?"

Percival said, "We wait… Right now, we should travel around iHyrule. That Link phony is somewhere, and it is our duty to find him. Of course, I'll take the credit. You worry about Tohru."

Motoko nodded, "I will… But try not to go on a Road Rage, Mr. Wheeler."

Percival blushed, "Sorry… Been a Premium Member here that I got addicted to the F-Zero Grand Prix."

Hanajima asked, "If I may, what was Captain Falcon like?"

Percival replied, "Not what I expected, but he was simply a great racer… Plus, he kept some of his Smash Bros. Money for his dream racer – the NEO Blue Falcon."

He smiled, "Heather, my step-sister, wanted to be fast, like him."

"How is she?"

"Back home, she's fine. She was caught in the mix, but she strives by it. And as for Tohru, I'm sure she'll wake up. She'll understand."

XXXXX

That moment, Tohru was still out, as her body was limp and frozen.

Game Start… Now Loading…

Her eyes opened, as she started to stand up, all robotic and stiff. She held the package and spoke, "Oh, dear. I must return this package to the King."

She looked up and said, "Oh, boy! This must be it!"

She went to the front gate, but was stopped by Aya, as she magically appeared in front of her.

"Stand away from Tohru," she spoke in a robotic voice.

Her Robot Gene was acting up, again.

Aya held her, "I knew it was unstable. The only way to control the Robot Gene… is to obtain the Alien Cell… But where? I don't sense it, anywhere."

"Please let Tohru go, before doing mission task," she spoke in a loop.

She slapped her and shouted, "SNAP OUT OF IT!"

Tohru shook and spoke again, "It hurts. It hurts. It hurts."

Aya cried, "DAMN! She's gone! She cannot be controlled, any longer!"

She shouted, "I got it!"

She closed her eyes and glowed in an ice blue aura. She shivered in the cold and boomed, "Ice Rock Sacred Majesty!"

She flew a snowy wind around Tohru, covering herself in frost. She shook in a freezing stance and was frozen stiff. Aya cleared the snow off and said, "Good. That'll fix the overheating in her skeleton. She's acting this way, after her body overheats, under stress and anger. But she's not that angry, if I recall. Tohru… are you okay?"

Tohru was still the same. She moved again, but she spoke normally, "I'm fine. Where am I?"

"iHyrule. Welcome to the end of your journey."

"How did I get here?"

"No time! Get this package to the King of iHyrule, and hurry! I'll meet you by the front gate."

She bowed and said, "Thank you, Aya. Explain it to me, later, okay?"

"I promise."

She stepped inside the front gate, as Aya watched on. She prayed, "Tohru… At this rate of power, you might be doomed. Don't give in to the hate… and spite… of all bad things."

She then sensed a disturbance. It was from Antagony. She closed her eyes and gasped, seeing a view of Scott, Brick, Alejandro, and Courtney, in the grassy fields in iHyrule. She then whispered, "It's a trap… When Tohru leaves, she'll be ambushed. I better tell her, now, before it is too late. I'm sorry, Miyu…"

She waited by the front gate for Tohru, and huffed, "How long will she be?"

XXXXX

Tohru arrived at the throne room and said, "Wow. I never knew they'd let me in, without anybody guarding the king. I wonder what he looks like…"

She tried to knock on the door, but a guard appeared, holding a spear. He shouted, "An outsider! Who are you to enter these halls of iHyrule?"

Tohru bowed and said, "Um… Special delivery?"

She held up a package, from Chef, as the guard examined it. He nodded and said, "You may pass… but let me inform our king. Please wait."

She waited, as the guard went into the throne room. The guard alerted to the King, as…
…as Play form resumes…

(Zelda): But, Father… What if she's evil, like Ganon?

(King): Zelda, whoever she is, we can reason with her. If you don't from hear me in a month, send Link.

(Zelda): Impa?

(Impa): Don't worry, Zelda. The Tri-Force of Wisdom promises the King will safely return.

(King): Enough! Send the outsider in. My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner.

One month later… (More like seconds later)

(Zelda): A whole month has gone… and still no word…

(King): Mah boy! This peace is what ALL true warriors strive for.

(Link): Yeah!

(Tohru appeared, very nervous)

(Tohru "Robot Gene"): Are you. The King. Of iHyrule?

Forgive her robotic talk. The graphics and acoustics in this scene and world are shitty.

(King): Hmm… How can we help?

Tohru then gives the package to the King and instructed, "Sire. This is for you, as a gift, from a friend. A friend."

(King): Then we will discuss mercy.

(Zelda): We were about to have a feast.

(King): Mah boy! This feast is what ALL true warriors strive for.

She tilted her head and giggled, "Forgive me, sire. I'm not used to new people. New people…"

(King): Is that so?

Tohru nodded and said, "I should leave. Thanks anyway. My body isn't used to 20-year old graphics."

The King and Zelda laughed heartily, thinking it was a joke. It wasn't. Tohru left, thinking in her normal voice, "This game sucks… and I'm saying it, out of honesty… It looks like something from-."

XXXXX

Tohru arrived to see Aya, as Aya was in a panic. She called to her, "Tohru! Hurry! Did you deliver the gift?"

"Yes, I did."

"Come."

They ran off, as Aya explained, "Sorry, but you cannot stay here, any longer. We must go. As for the next power, we'll skip this place."

Tohru cried, "NO! I want that Alien Cell! I came close!"

Aya shouted, "YOU CANNOT HAVE IT!"

Tohru was trembling, as Aya cringed, "I'm sorry. I cannot let you suffer what Miyu did. She died, because she cannot control the highest combination of powers in Congregated Control! I'm sorry!"

"But I have to…"

"What?"

"Even if I cannot control it… You're going to fix it. You taught me so much… and yet… you have the same Congregated Control, as me…"

"It's nothing, Tohru… My Congregated Control consists of a Beast Gene, Ice Shard, and Xatu Vision. Ice Shard makes me control ice… while my Xatu Vision sees into the future. You could say that I am a Psychic and Ice-type."

"Oh. I didn't know. You controlled it, and…"

"They are child's play to me…"

"Aya… Omusubi… Whatever… Please, if I agree to go with you, will you train with me? I'll return to Uo and Hana, when the training is over."

Aya thought, "What should I do? The Alien Cell is in Antagony Camp. But, she's in danger."

She draped a black hood over her head and said, "Okay… But I cannot be seen, if Hanajima is there. Do as I say, and stay by me. I'll help you control your powers, once we escape."

Scott appeared and smirked, "Oh, I don't think so… After all, I always think of a sneaky strategy."

Brick saluted, as he and Alejandro appeared, "Step away from our Main Target, civilian."

Aya huffed, "Make me!"

The Antagony soldiers appeared, sans Jo and Lightning, surrounding the two girls. Tohru is scared, as Aya was in anger. "What do you want with her? What did she ever do to you?"

Brick said, "We have orders to capture T-Honey, alive!"

"T-Honey?!" Aya asked Tohru.

Tohru smiled, "A disguised name, when I infiltrated one of Chris McLean's fronts."

Aya huffed, "Suits you well."

Scott ordered, "Hold it! The Resistance girls and one more are back at the Nocturnus Gate."

Courtney stated, "Sir! Hana, Uo, and Motoko are in town! And don't ask how I knew their names."

Sam said, "Yeah! Game on!"

Dakota said, "What say we disperse and deal with them?"

Scott said, "Fine. But I stay here. I'll deal with Miss Goody-Two Shoes Honda, myself."

"Semper Fi!" Brick saluted.

Alejandro said, "I'll stay with you, in case anything goes wrong."

"Wouldn't be fair, having it to be 2-on-1," Scott chortled.

Aya growled, as the Antagony ran off to find the van. Tohru was shaken in fear, as Aya ordered her, "Stay back. These guys are no big deal… but they are such jerks."

She yelled, "And YOU shouldn't even be alive! Last time I recall, YOU were singed in lava and were a robot! And YOU were mauled by a shark!"

Tohru cringed, as she gasped in shock in her normal panicky mood, "No way! They were attacked before?"

Alejandro smiled, "Thanks to the advances of science, our bodies were healed. Now we're muy caliente… and muy grande!"

Scott and Alejandro approach the timid girls.

Tohru sobbed, "I did m-my job, and now I am going to be captured… Don't hurt me."

Aya said, in disdain, "I'm sorry, Tohru…"

XXXXX

But help was on the way. Back at the Special Stage to iHyrule, B and Dawn flew off, with Minami, Mio, and Mai in their cargo. They were followed by a bobsleigh, with Cameron, Zoey, Mike, and Izzy in it.

"We did get your distress signal," Cameron, a meek boy with dark skin and glasses, said, "You sure that they came?"

Zoey, in her red dress and hair, added, "Yeah. Payback time!"

Mike, in his blue shirt, said, "We owe it to them, after ruining our lives."

Dawn said, "Scott and his band of thugs! Oh, I hope we are not too late! Poor Tohru…"

Minami called, "We can get through this, without trying again!"

Cameron called, "Follow my lead! I'll guide you there! Make sure to keep the bobsleigh in motion! B, Dawn, engage thruster cannons!"

Dawn beeped, "Engaged!"

They sprouted jet cannons, and flew off with the Fan Club Girls, in tow. They screamed, as the bobsleigh kept going.

Izzy cried, "Good Teens to the rescue!"

Minami whimpered, "Motoko… We're coming…"

Mike asked, "Uh… Who's Tohru?"


Elsewhere, in a small town, Percival stepped out and viewed it to be desolate. He said, "You know, something tells me that the people are scared of us, after my recent adrenaline rush."

Hanajima spoke, "I sense life."

Uo called out, "HEY! ANYBODY HERE?"

A figure appeared, wearing a gray shirt and pants. It was Courtney!

"A-HA! Found you, you freaks!" She laughed.

"Antagony!" Motoko cried, "You again?"

Sierra shouted, "We're not alone!"

One by one, the Antagony members appeared. After that, Jo and Lightning arrived, with a smile on their face. Jo smiled, "Remember us?"

Lightning said, "Sorry, we're late."

Dakota laughed, "You four are doomed."

Percival prepared to fight, "Shit! We're surrounded. You three, can you fight?"

Uotani barked, "Hey! I don't know why you'd show up, but you're not going to hurt Tohru, a second longer!"

Cody said, "I wouldn't worry about that."

Brick saluted, "Target Tohru Honda – Captured and about to be detained!"

Hanajima growled, "No…"

Uo snarled, "You didn't… If you lay one finger on her…"

Sam said, "Well, let's just say that she'll be busy."

Uo gasped, "WHAT?"

Motoko cringed, "Monsters!"

Dakota glared, "Well… I hate to say it, but Scott and Alejandro has the situation in hand. And, seeing you in black scares me… and is in need of a fashion crisis."

Hanajima growled, "What did you do to Tohru?"

Courtney said, "Oh, nothing. We're not telling you a word."

Hanajima glared, as Courtney smirked in arrogance, "Nope. I cannot talk. You'll never get to the iHyrule Castle, while Tohru and another girl are cornered by Scott and Alejandro."

Percival gasped, "Another girl? It can't be!"

The Antagony army shouted at Courtney, "COURTNEY!"

Courtney blushed in embarrassment, "Uh… Oops."

"WHO? Who is this other girl?" Percival barked.

Dakota said, "She had black hair, and that gaudy scarf, and-."

Jo yelled, "Enough, pin-up heiress!"

Percival thought, "Aya?"

Hanajima said, "It can't be…"

Motoko winced, "Uh… Why are you two shaken in thought?"

Uotani smiled, "Thanks for the location! Hana! Stay put, while I rescue Tohru!"

Percival stopped Uo and demanded, "NO! Let me. You three hold them off."

"But, Percival… We need your-."

"I GOT THIS! I'll get Tohru, you worry about them!"

Uotani pondered and said, "Fine. You better save her."

Percival dashed off, as Brick called, "Enemy escaping camp! Permission to follow him!"

"LET HIM!" Percival called out, "See what happens!"

Brick dashed after Percival, as he stopped. He was about to tackle him, but Percival prepared a Muay Thai Back Kick. He cackled evilly.

"Aw, what's wrong? You can best me, Soldier Boy?"
WHAM!
"Well, BRING IT ON, BITCH!"
CRACK!
"But to be honest, I'm not in a good mood!"
POW!
"DISMISSED!"

He may not look it, but Percival has a green belt in Muay Thai Kickboxing. Video games, indeed.

Brick was sent flying, heading into the pavement. Jo and Sam charged at him.

"Okay, Thai-Chump! Time you go into BASIC TRAINING!" She cried.

"I'll bet you like it raw, huh, dollface?" He smirked.

Jo roared, "Nice one, brains for crap! You try besting a girl with skill!"

Sam shouted, "TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!"

Lightning cried, "WHA? YOU'RE A GIRL?"

Jo gasped, "Now you remember?"

Dakota screeched, "SAM!"

WHAM! A huge kick to Sam's gut.

He shouted, "Take this!"

And another to Jo's head, he cried, "AND THIS! THAT MEANS "FUCK YOU"!"

And then he delivered an uppercut to Sam's jaw.
"HA! HA! BUH-BYE!"
SOCK!

Jo and Sam collided into each other, after he flew through her. Jo landed on Lightning…

"Sha-ouch…" he groaned.

…and Sam skidded towards Dakota, who was in tears. She sobbed, "NO! SAM!" and then hugged him tightly.

Motoko smiled, "Game over!"

Percival smirked, "Anybody else?"

The Antagonists stepped back and waved off to him. He laughed, as Cody whimpered, "I can't fight him!"

Courtney shouted, "FOCUS! Al and Scott will handle him!"

Dakota said in regret, "Dead men walking… but miracles happen!"

They focused on Hanajima, Uotani, and Motoko, who were still astonished by Percival's martial arts prowess. He headed off, hoping to rescue Tohru and Aya, in time.

Hanajima said, "We got this. The numbers are down, but we can handle the rest."

Jo rubbed her lip and said, "I can take it… You're surrounded!"

Dakota growled, "You're dead! You hurt Sam, and now you'll pay!"

She smiled, "You forget who you're dealing with! I Trump Card to this Antagonistic group!"

She snarled, "Antagony! Me handle Resistance girls! Me smash them!"

The group stepped back, as the Resistance was shocked.

"What's happening?" Motoko cried.

"I forgot about Dakota's true form," Uo said in horror.

She growled in a demonic look and started to roar, foaming in the mouth. Her blonde hair disintegrated and regrew into green spiky hair, as her skin turned orange and her body grew twenty inches taller, growing scales and claws from her body, tearing most of her pink dress and skirt. She clenched her teeth and growled, "DAKOTA MAD!"

Sam laughed, "Yeah! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"

Lightning snickered, "SHA-YAY! Hail Mary time!"

She turned into her form, Dakota-Zoid!

"We're dead!" Motoko sobbed, as Uo and Hana prepared to fight.

The final showdown begins!


Is this the end of the Resistance? Will the Good Teens come and rescue them, before Dakota-Zoid tear them apart? Will Percival make it, in time, to rescue Aya and Tohru? And WHAT was in the package that the King has?
Find out in the next chapter!