Last Time On South Park Kenny McCormick and his Family Moved into South Park but Unexpected things happened Kenny`s Sister has a crush from Tweak a Kid With ADD Which Makes him Shake now they are friends what will happen there and School Begins on an all new south park right now.
The Next Day All the Kids Are Getting Ready for School
Meanwhile At Tweak`s House
"Tweak You Ready For School?asked Richard"
Tweak shakes
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"Ah Yes Dad. replied Tweak"
"Calm Down Tweak Remember what the doctor said Keep Calm with concentrating in the centre. said Richard"
"My Centre Right My Centre. said Tweak"
Tweak Starts to Calm down Focusing on a happy place
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"Tweak it's time for School. said Richard"
"Dad Let`s go Then. Replied Tweak"
Richard and Tweak Head in the car and Richard drives Tweak to School, Meanwhile at the Bus Stop.
"Where's Cartman Kyle? asked Stan"
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"I don't know where that fat ass is replied Kyle"
He probably had a wide load Explosion said Kenny"
Stan and Kyle Laughed
Cartman Turns up Behind them
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Aye Don't Call Me Fat you Stupid Jew yelled Cartman"
Don't Call Me Stupid. Kyle Yelled Back"
Why Not You Fucking Jew. Cartman Yelled Back"
Kyle Got Very Angry With Cartman
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Guys Settle Down said Stan"
Today will be fun annoying teachers Said Cartman"
Shut up Fuck Face we are making friends Said Stan"Annoy Teachers yelled Cartman"
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Friends Stan yelled Back
Stan and Cartman argued for half and hour then Ms Crabtree the bus driver turned up.
Good Morning Ms Crabtree said Stan"
Stan Smiled but Crabtree didn't"
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Sit Down and Shut up kid Yelled Crabtree"
Crabtree was angry.
Whatever you fat bitch replied Stan"
What did you say? Asked crabtree"
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I said Kyle has a bad itch replied Stan"
Oh replied Crabtree"
The Bus Drove off While the Students Started Talking
Anyone Seen Tweak Today? asked Karen"
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Yes he got driven to school by car Karen Said Stan"
Oh Okay Did you meet my friend Wendy Testaburger said Karen"
huh replied Stan"
Wendy Showed her face and smiled
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Wow. said Stan"
Stan had a huge smile and his heart was pumping heaps.
Stan Are you Okay Dude? Asked Kyle"
Stan Don't tell me your acting like Tweak Now Come on man Said Cartman"
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Stan Stopped Smiling And Looked at Cartman
What Fat Fuck? Yelled Stan"
Stop damn calling me Fat! Yelled Cartman"
Cartman Was Angry At Stan
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Stan Looked Back at Wendy but he couldn't help his heart beating more and more and it could be heard in the bus.
What The Hell is making that Sound? asked Crabtree"
Crabtree was angry
Stan I am going to whisper something to you okay said Wendy"
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Wendy Moves over to his seat and get closer to his ear.
Is it just me or do you like me? asked Wendy"
Stan Went Silent.
Wendy Giggles
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Stan Smiled happily
Stan I Knew it. replied Wendy"
Wendy kissed him on the cheek and Stan Puked.
I am so sorry Wendy Said Stan"
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Stan Apologized to Wendy
It is okay Stan I will see you later Replied Wendy"
Stan stopped Smiling and Started talking to Kyle
Dude She is Awesome Said Kyle"
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I Know Replied Stan"
Go out with her already Stan Said Cartman"
Shut up Cartman Yelled Stan"
Stan Was Angry at Cartman.
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The Bus Finally Stopped and the kids got off the bus when they got their Karen Noticed Tweak and went over to him.
Hey Tweak Said Karen"
Tweak Shakes
Hello Karen you're here great replied Tweak"
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Karen Smiled as Did Tweak
So What Would u Like to do Today? asked Karen"
Tweak Shakes again
um well I err stuttered Tweak"
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Karen Giggles
Man so Much Pressure said Tweak"
Tweak Calm Down Replied Karen"
I will Try Said Tweak"
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Tweak I know how to make u calm down. said Karen"
How? asked Tweak"
Karen kisses him on the cheek.
Tweak immediately stops Shaking
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God Damn Thanks replied Tweak"
The Bell Rings and They Go to Class
Inside Mr Garrisons Class He introduces a new student
Let me Introduce you to Stan Marsh he is a new boy so be kind to him said Garrison"
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Make us replied Cartman"
Shut up Fat fuck Yelled Stan"
Stan gave him an angry face
Aye Don't Call Me Fat Marsh Cartman Yelled Back"
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God Leave him alone You Fucking Fat ass Yelled Kyle"
Kyle Got Angry at Cartman
Knock it off Cartman and Kyle Replied Garrison"
Wendy looks up from her desk and sees Stan about to sit down.
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Ill see you later Tweak said Karen"
Argh, Okay replied Tweak"
Did you have fun with your girlfriend Tweak? asked Stan"
Tweak started shaking
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Yes Stan I did. Replied Tweak"
Wendy was surprised
Tweak has a girlfriend already? asked Wendy"
Yes its Kenny`s sister Karen replied Stan"
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Wendy Smiles at Stan as their Lesson Gets underway.
25 mins later they start for recess.
Stan Looks around Smiling and just walks around and sees a kid just arriving but then Stan sees a kid with brown hair sitting on the ground alone.
Hey What`s wrong dude? asked Stan"
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I have no friends. replied Clyde"
Stan sits down next to him
Clyde I will be your friend along with Cartman and Kyle said Stan"
Really Cool replied Clyde"
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Stan Smiled as They Got A Connection Going.
So what things you do for fun? asked Stan"
Reading, Games, All Kinds of Stuff Pretty boring by myself replied Clyde"
Stan realizes his lonely
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Clyde it's okay we will be your friend I promise said Stan"
Clyde Smiles and The Girls and Boys Notice The New kid Stan is Talking to the other new kid Clyde and hears them laughing.
Those Guys are getting along interesting said Red"
Red what are you talking about? Asked Wendy"
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Those Two Kids There. replied red"
Red Points to Stan and Clyde.
Wendy and Bebe Look at both Stan and Clyde and giggle
So I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a monkey with a zebra doing five humps in a manure pit. said Clyde"
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Stan Laughs
That's Funny dude, One Time This Guy named Eric called Kyle Names but I stepped in now I call him fat fuck said Stan"
Clyde Laughs
Yeah I heard about them they don't get along Cartman is a fat ass anyway replied Clyde"
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Stan and Clyde smile and agree on it.
Instead of getting their meal today chef brings it over to the two of them
So Stan you Like Music? asked Clyde"
Yeah I listen to my iPod all the time replied Stan"
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Clyde Smiles and Laughs with Stan.
What are the laughing at? asked Wendy"
They Are Boys Wendy they laugh about the most stupidest things replied Bebe"
That is not true Bebe said Stan"
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Yeah Who are you to Judge us here Stan take this guitar lets show these girls what we are made of replied Clyde"
But I have never played guitar before said Stan"
Its Easy Dude Trust me ready For The Song Replied Clyde"
You Got it Dude you Girls Think you Know it all said Stan"
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Huh replied the girls"
Kyle Cartman and Kenny walk in to see Stan with a new kid and is playing guitar
Clyde and Stan Start the song with both of them singing.
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Stan`s Part of The Song:
On the ground I lay
Motionless in pain
I can see my life
Flashing before my eyes
Did I fall asleep
Is this all a dream
Wake me up
I'm living a nightmare
I will not die
(I will not die)
I will survive
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
I feel alive
When you're beside me
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
Clyde's Part of The Song:
On this bed I lay
Losing everything
I can see my life
Passing me by
Was it all too much
Or just not enough
Wake me up
I'm living a nightmare
I will not die
(I will not die)
I will survive
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
I feel alive
When you're beside me
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
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Stan Sings Again:
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
I feel alive
When you're beside me
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
(I feel alive)
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
(I feel alive)
I will not die
When you're beside me
(I feel alive)
I will not die
I'll wait here for you
In my time of dying
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Clyde and Stan Finish Singing and the girls are speech even everyone is.
Mr Garrison Enters and is Shocked as Is Principal Victoria and Chef.
Stan and Clyde Shake hands and sit down on the ground talking
Wow we shocked everyone awesome said Stan "
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Clyde Smiled.
Yeah we did well replied Clyde "
I don't know what to think wow said Kyle "
Those two must be Gay. said Wendy"
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Clyde and Stan Reacted Quick
Really we are supposed to be gay really? asked Clyde"
Fat Chance Chicks We are not gay and we will prove it with another song replied Stan"
Stan and Clyde start another song
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Stan Starts the Guitar and it Plays Loud
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Stan`s Part of The Song:
Here I stand, helpless and left for dead
Close your eyes, so many days go by
Easy to find what's wrong
Harder to find what's right
I believe in you
I can show you that I can see right through
All your empty lies, I won't stay long
In this world so wrong
Say goodbye,
As we dance with the devil tonight
Don't you dare look at him in the eye
As we dance with the devil tonight
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Wendy is Shocked at Stan Singing
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Clyde`s Part of The Song:
Trembling, crawling across my skin
Feeling your cold, dead eyes
Stealing the life of mine
I believe in you
I can show you that I can see right through
All your empty lies, I won't last long
In this world so wrong
Say goodbye,
As we dance with the devil tonight
Don't you dare look at him in the eye
As we dance with the devil tonight
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Wow Clyde is Amazing replied Red"
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Hold on
Hold on
Stan`s Part of The Song
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Say goodbye,
As we dance with the devil tonight
Don't you dare look at him in the eye
As we dance with the devil tonight
Hold on
Hold on
Goodbye...
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Everyone Claps For Stan and Clyde.
Clyde and Stan sit down and talk
So you are good Stan we have a lot in common said Clyde"
Stan Smiles
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Yeah I guess we do Clyde replied Stan"
Kyle and Cartman also Kenny come and sit down.
Hello Cartman Once again said Clyde"
Oh not this retard again Replied Cartman"
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Clyde gets up and kicks Cartman in the nuts
Serves you right Fat Fuck yelled Stan"
Oh my god did he just swear wow replied Wendy"
Clyde Smiles at Stan and Wendy.
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So Clyde not much to do today hey? Asked Stan"
Clyde sighs
It is true Stan replied Clyde"
Kyle Cartman and Kenny leave after a while.
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The Bell Finally Rings
The Bell has finally rung and I am in your class by the way Stan. said Clyde"
That's Cool Clyde you want to come over my place after school? asked Stan"
Sure Why Not Hope we get away from that fat ass Cartman replied Clyde"
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They Get into Class
Clyde and Stan Get in Mr Garrison is Introducing Clyde
Everyone let me introduce to you… said Garrison"
Stan Raised his Hand
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Yes Stan? asked Garrison"
I know his name is Clyde Donovan he enjoys music reading books Video games and sports replied Stan"
Mr Garrison Was Shocked The Whole School was Except for Clyde and Stan.
How the hell did you know that Stan? asked Garrison"
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I talked to him for the entire recess. replied Stan"
Wow really that's incredible see children that is what true friendship is all about I even heard them play music before which I am amazed at. said Garrison
Wendy raises her hand
Yes Wendy? asked Mr Garrison"
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Um can me and red talked to them both outside for about 10 mins. asked Wendy"
Um well I don't see why Garrison"
Clyde and Stan Look at each other thinking the girls might be angry.
Stan I think we are in trouble? Asked Clyde"
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Could Be Replied Stan"
Stan and Clyde were worried about the talk.
They Head Outside and the girls look at them.
Would you like to go out with me Stan and Clyde. Said Wendy and Red"
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Clyde and Stan Faint
Hey You Guys Wendy"
Wendy and Red try to wake them up but kiss them on the cheek making them both wake up in a thrill.
Holy cow man. Said Clyde"
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Holy shit Stan"
Stan and Clyde Go Back in the class after 10 mins
Boys you're back good. said Garrison"
Both Clyde and Stan didn't Answer they were paralyzed from there kiss from Red and Wendy.
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Stan and Clyde are you Okay? Asked Kyle"
They Both Blush intensely but finally get out of the trance
Wow that was amazing right Stan? asked Clyde."
Truly Stan"
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The Bell Rings for Final Recess
They sit down back where they were
It was different I'd say but we had fun today right? Asked Clyde"
I would say we did replied Stan"
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Cool Dude said Clyde"
Both of them Smiled 15 mins later the bell rings for the final Lesson.
But Stan and Clyde don't appear for class yet the girls do.
Where the hell are those two? Asked Mr Garrison"
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We don't know Mr Garrison Replied Kyle"
Well They Better Turn Up. Said Garrison"
Clyde and Stan Were out Talking in the same spot they are.
I will be right back. Said Garrison"
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Garrison Looks for them and spots them talking
Excuse me its Class time. said Mr Garrison"
"Chill out dude said Clyde"
Clyde and Stan walked to the class room.
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"You got in trouble. said Cartman"
"Actually they didn't Eric because they are good Students they fell behind time and I wouldn't doubt that on two nice Kids. Said Mr Garrison"
Well let's continue on Christopher Columbus Said Mr Garrison"
The Lesson went for ages but then the bell rang and everyone ran out except Stan and Clyde because Mr Garrison wanted to see them.
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"Hello Boys I hear you guys got asked out by red and Wendy right? asked Mr Garrison
" Yeah Replied Clyde"
Yes Mr Garrison. replied Stan"
well good for you now get out of here guys said Garrison"
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They Leave the School and head for Stan`s house Kyle and Cartman follow with Kenny to Stan`s house
Stan notices them
"Okay guys come on you can come said Stan"
They all Decide to go to Stan`s house but then Cartman and Kenny went home leaving Kyle with Stan and Clyde
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"Listen Stan I Got to go see you later Said Kyle"
"Sure Kyle replied Stan"
Clyde and Stan enter his house and Walk into Stan`s room and talk and play video games.
"What no way you have the Xbox 360 cool dude said Clyde"
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Stan Smiled
"You want to play Halo? asked Stan"
"yeah okay Stan said Clyde"
They Play Halo for a lot of hours then it come night time and Clyde sleeps over.
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They fall asleep early awaiting their next day.
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Clyde and Stan have become best friends and their first day of school was the best for Stan getting kissed by Wendy and Clyde kissed by Red what could get any better Find out what happens next on an all new south park