Last time on South Park Stan Nearly died after not breathing at all but thanks to Cartman he was able to breathe again but then again Cartman floored that bully Bebe so what will happen now on South Park.
Recess has Just Started for South Park Elementary Kyle Stan Cartman and Kenny are walking down getting their food and sitting down.
Kyle Smiles eating his food.
So Kyle What do you think about today? Asked Stan
Ehh could be better replied Kyle
Meanwhile Across from them Wendy and all were giggling until a Girl With Grey Hair Walks By named Heidi Turner.
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She goes over to the table just next to Stan and The Boys Table.
Kyle looks over their seeing her sitting by herself.
Now that's cruel leaving her alone said Kyle
Heidi Come over here said Bebe
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Heidi Gets up and walks over to them.
That settles that replied Cartman
Kyle Looks back behind him but the girls don't see him looking at Heidi.
Heidi Looks back at him and looks back at the girls.
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I have a big problem girl`s? Asked Heidi
: What's wrong Heidi? Asked Bebe
Heidi Stays in a stiff position
I think my homework will be hard replied Heidi
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She lied about the real problem
Heidi The Homework is not that hard we will help you said Wendy
Um okay replied Heidi
Mr Mackey Comes over to Kyle.
Did you make a Prank call to my wife Eric? Asked Mackey
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Cartman goes to say something but Kyle Intervenes.
Mr Mackey Leave Cartman alone he wasn't the one who did it replied Kyle
Was it you Kyle? Asked Mackey
Yes But the prank call was actually Clyde he told me to do it replied Kyle
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Really Well I Will Talk to him immediately said Mackey
Mackey walks over to Clyde who was sitting next to Wendy and red.
Clyde why did you tell Kyle to do the prank call? Asked Mackey
Ah Because I felt like it replied Clyde
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Mackey Got Very Angry
Kyle Suddenly Looked back at Heidi then Looked at Stan and Kenny.
I think we better do something Stan and Kyle said Kenny
What replied Stan
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Stan and Kyle Were Confused.
Kyle it's time for the three kid Shocker replied Kenny
No thanks replied Kyle
Okay well Stan this is how you make contact said Kenny
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Kenny Gets up and goes over to Bebe while Mr Mackey is busy with Clyde.
Wendy and Red Look at Kenny.
Huh Kenny said Bebe
Kenny Takes his Hood off for the first time.
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Bebe Why Did you Call them names this is not you I know that and Wendy u never wanted to breakup off Stan you Know That so please stop acting Childish That's all bye asked Kenny
Kenny Walks off but Suddenly Stops while they are talking Bebe and Wendy Don't see two people Behind Them.
Is there someone behind me? asked Bebe
No replied Heidi
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Wendy Looks back so Does Bebe But it's Too Late out of nowhere Stan Kisses Wendy and For the first time ever Kenny Kisses Bebe.
The Boys let go and then walk off but before they do Bebe Stops Kenny from going anywhere.
You don't expect to Kiss me and get away with it do you Kenny? asked Bebe
Kenny smirked.
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Well That Depends if you're a bully or a girl who's in third grade said Kenny.
Bebe Smiles.
I am no bully anymore and that for one thing Kissing me is another you shouldn't do it Kenny…. replied Bebe
Suddenly Before she could Finish Kenny Comes back with another Kiss.
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Bebe is Shocked
Wow that was amazing said Bebe
Bebe in Shock She Quickly Grabs Kenny and Kisses him Back.
Wendy and Red Are Shocked Even Cartman and Kyle.
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Stan I uh… said Wendy
I don't expect you to take me back Wendy I know you wont replied Stan
Heidi gets up and looks at Wendy.
Your Truly going to hate him for the rest of your life? asked Heidi
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Wendy Thinks on what Heidi Said And then she grabs Stan while his walking back before he could puke Wendy Kisses him and Stan is Shocked.
What the… replied Stan
Stan I will always be with you replied Wendy
I know I haven't got a boyfriend said Heidi
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It will happen in time replied Red
Suddenly When that's Said Kyle Gets up.
I have had it with this bloody romance I am outta here replied Kyle
Heidi Smiles and turns to look at him
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That's a nice Green Hat Kyle Commented Heidi
Kyle Stops Quickly
What oh you like my hat thanks replied Kyle
Kyle Smiles and goes back to his Lunch
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But Heidi Turns to Look at Kyle neither less to say they Both Look at each other and smirk
Bebe quickly Notices
Why Don't you Go Talk with Kyle Heidi I think he likes you asked Bebe
No Kyle Wouldn't date me because I am not his type by god he is a Jew for Christ sake Replied Heidi
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Stan Heard her and intervenes.
Actually his part Catholic too replied Stan
Heidi was Amazed what Stan said
Don't date that Jew you don't know if he has been in a sewer or something replied Cartman
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Bebe and Wendy Roll their Eyes.
Shut your Dirty Fucking Mouth Fat Ass Yelled Heidi
Everyone Looks At Heidi in Shock
I am Not Fat I am Buff or big boned replied Cartman
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Yeah must be a big bone to fit that fat ass replied Heidi
Everyone Laughs.
Aye don't call me Fat You Stupid Girl yelled Cartman
Cartman smirks
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Your just Like Kyle A Little Rat Except his Jew you're not said Cartman
Yeah well here`s a fact the reason my religion is Unknown is because I am half jew half Catholic replied Heidi
What! yelled Everyone
Cartman Laughs
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Ehh More Dirty Jew Rats replied Cartman
Shut your fucking Mouth Fat ass Yelled Kyle
Don't call me fat You Fucking Jew Cartman Yelled Back
Heidi Smirks at Kyle.
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Red Looks on laughing around but then Cartman looks at her.
What do you want red? asked Cartman
Suddenly Cartman`s face turns into a love smile.
Cartman you alright dude? asked Kenny.
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Leave me alone Kenny said Cartman
Fine whatever dude jeez replied Kenny
Kenny Walks off
Cartman Gets off his Chair and heads Past red but is stopped by her.
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What Do you want red? asked Cartman
Red smiles at him and turns around.
Cartman is Confused and also turns around ready to take off
Stuff your romance im going home yelled Cartman
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Red heard Cartman and got behind him and when Cartman turned around he was nailed with a kiss he would never see coming.
Heidi Was Depressed about not having a boyfriend.
I am so Bored and Lonely said Heidi
Kyle Smiles
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Heidi Smiles when she turns to look at Kyle's Face
I ah I….said Kyle
Um excuse me Kyle What did you want to say? asked Heidi
Kyle was too embarrassed to say anything to her.
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Heidi Smiles and walk over to him.
So Bored said Kyle
Suddenly out of nowhere she is right next to him.
Hi Kyle said Heidi
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Kyle Turns to see her next to him.
Kyle stays still and nervous too.
Hi I guess replied Kyle
Kyle Scratches his head laughing.
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Kyle You are funny said Heidi
Heidi Laughed.
huh replied Kyle
Kyle turned his head sideways.
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Kyle are you I ah…said Heidi
Heidi Smiled couldn't make her words out.
Heidi I um I Lo… replied Kyle
Heidi Giggled
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Kyle Shhh the bell just rang said Heidi
The Bell Rang and they went to class and They Sat there for Mr Garrisons Class Until a sudden moment when tensions got high they couldn't take it anymore without anyone watching Kyle and Heidi Grabbed each other and statred Making out in class Everyone Suddenly looked when they saw Kyle Having a Make out session when Mr Garrison Turned around he was Shocked.
Excuse me this is a classroom Kyle and Heidi yelled Mr Garrison
Kyle and Heidi both stopped and they were embarrassed enough as it is.
After about An Hour the bell Rang and Kyle was Heading home while Heidi Was About to be picked up but she told her dad she wanted to go do some studies at the library and be back at 8 pm her dad agreed to meet her at home.
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Her dad Drove off and Heidi Lied her way out and when Kyle Went up to his room and was studying he saw Heidi Scare him from behind.
God Jesus Heidi Don't Scare me said Kyle
Heidi Smiled.
Listen Heidi Would You Like to Um Well if you wouldn't mind you know maybe going out with…me… asked Kyle
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Kyle was Shielding himself incase she would hurt him
Heidi Smiled and Blushed.
Kyle I Think I ah Yes I will Go Out with you replied Heidi
Kyle was Relieved on that.
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I do want to let you know something Kyle I lied to my dad saying I was going to the library to study cause I wanted to see you, you see I like you Kyle that's why I kept looking back at you today making sure the girls wouldn't notice but they did Said Heidi
Kyle Smiled
I was doing the exact opposite looking at you avoiding Cartman`s Smart Comments said Kyle
Heidi Smiled and Blushed.
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Oh Kyle Will you be my boyfriend? asked Heidi
Kyle got excited
You bet your sweet ass I will replied Kyle
Kyle kissed her and was happy while she left soon after to actually do studies.
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Man that was Awesome I got to ring Stan said Kyle
Kyle Grabbed his Phone and Rang Stan.
Kyle waited for an answer and Stan Picked up
Hello answered Stan
Stan it is Kyle Replied Kyle
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Oh Hey Kyle What's up? asked Stan
You won't believe it I got a girlfriend now replied Kyle
Stan's face changed quickly.
You did who is it? asked Stan
Heidi Turner replied Kyle
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Stan was shocked.
The girl from today wow asked Stan
Yeah Dude replied Kyle
Good Work Dude have fun I got to do some stuff before dinner so I will see you tomorrow okay said Stan
Kyle: That's okay Stan Bye.
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Kyle hanged up after there long talk.
2 hours later it seemed or even more then that it was time for dinner.
Meanwhile at dinner.
Did you have fun at school Kyle? asked Sheila
Boy did I it was the best. replied Kyle
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Really what did you do? Asked Gerald
Yes what did you do? asked Sheila
I made out in Class with Heidi Turner replied Kyle
Sheila and Gerald were shocked.
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What What What? asked Sheila
Kyle that is inappropriate behavior replied Gerald
Kyle looked at his Dad
well I can't help it I love my girlfriend and she is Jewish and catholic replied Kyle
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Both his parents look in shock after he said Jewish
: Kyle are you sure she is Jewish? asked Sheila
yes I am even Mr Mackey said so. replied Kyle
Kyle lied about talking to Mr Mackey
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Well Kyle she would be great for you since she has the qualities of you then so good job son replied Gerald
Sheila Smiles and their son does too as a happy family.
Meanwhile at Cartman`s House
I hate it sometimes I hate been alone said Cartman
Eric was unhappy now.
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You Okay Hun? asked Liane
Mum I just don't know what to do I am so lonely replied Cartman
Eric was extremely upset for the first time.
Eric Sweetie do u want some cheesy poofs? Asked Liane
Eric Looks at her and groans
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Alright Mum replied Cartman
Suddenly a Knock on the door appears and Cartman goes down stairs to answer it none other is Stan Who came to say hello.
Stan I am not in a good mood Said Cartman
Stan saw Cartman in a sad mood as he went upstairs Stan Followed and opened his door and entered.
Cartman whats wrong? asked Stan
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: Please address me as Eric for now on Stan replied Cartman
Stan looked worried.
Okay Eric What is so Wrong with you Fat ass? Asked Stan
Cartman Looks at him but does not retaliate
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What the hell you didn't call me anything replied Stan
Cartman was sad again and started getting upset.
Cartman Are you Okay dude? asked Stan
Cartman had tears coming down.
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Don't you see Stan I am alone in this world no brother or sisters all alone in my own home replied Cartman
Oh um well hmm replied Stan
Stan Smiled.
I know what to do hold on said Stan
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Stan grabs his Cell Phone and rings home.
Hello Answered Sharon
Mum its Stan here I have a big problem replied Stan
Sharon was now worried
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What did you do this time? asked Sharon
Please put dad on Mum replied Stan
Okay said sharon
Sharon Calls Randy and he picks the phone up
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Stan Whats going on?
I have to stay with Cartman for a night or two he is very lonely since he has no cousins brothers or nothing all alone in this cruel world replied Stan
Randy has tears coming down
Stan You Stay with Cartman For Three nights okay he needs it replied Randy
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Randy Hangs up and tells Sharon the news
Meanwhile At Cartman`s house
Looks like I am here for three nights Cartman with you said Stan
oh okay dude replied Stan
Suddenly the bell rings and Stan answers it and Kyle Appears.
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Stan what are you doing here? asked Kyle
He takes Kyle outside to tell him the story.
Your Staying at his house for three nights he might hurt u Stan replied Kyle
Kyle he is in an Emotional Breakdown he has no cousins or brother even sisters he may have fun hanging with us that's because we are all he has Replied Stan
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Kyle Thinks about it but doesn't laugh
Jeez he must be bad I better talk to him said Kyle
Kyle Enters the house and walks with Stan inside Cartman`s room.'
Cartman What are you doing fat ass? asked Kyle
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Cartman looks at him in tears.
Kyle Your not a stupid Jew today so drop it replied Cartman
Kyle goes into a corner with Stan.
Man he is in a wreck dude said Kyle
Stan Looks at him and looks at Cartman Worried.
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Dude I am staying with him don't tell anyone what happened tonight okay not even Wendy Heidi or Bebe okay replied Stan
Kyle Smiles
Dude I swear I won't but good luck tonight I will see you tomorrow at school said Kyle
Stan nods as Kyle Leaves.
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The Night Is Very Long then Cartman falls Asleep at his desk.
Cartman Wake up dude come on u need to go to bed said Stan
He finally gets Cartman on his bed with difficulty and sleeps on the floor.
3 hours later Cartman falls off his bed and Stan gets elbowed in the nuts which woke him up.
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Oh God Damn it Fuck Cartman yelled Stan
Cartman Wakes up.
What happened dude asked Cartman
You elbowed me In The Nuts you Asshole! yelled Stan
Woops Sorry Stan. replied Cartman
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That's it to avoid it I'm sleeping on your bed with you said Stan
Cartman smirks
Fine replied Cartman
He goes to sleep with Cartman and after the time they went to bed the next day was approaching]
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