The Next day At South Park Elementary
The Students were having fun while they entered school until before Kyle went to class Heidi Turned up and gave him a letter as he read it.
Kyle`s Letter:
Dear Kyle
We have spent so long together but we posted a list up and I want all the boys their now and class has been stop because of this come to the hall now.
Thanks Heidi Turner.
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oh great now the hall said Kyle
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Every student turned up and they read the list of the hottest boy and coolest.
5. Butters
6. Token
7. Jason
8. Scott malkinson
9. Cartman
10. timmy
11. francis
12. Kenny
13. goth kids
14. Bradley biggle
15. Kyle Broflovski
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They All Look and is Happy But Kyle on the other hand isn't when the girls appear Kyle Tells Heidi its over.
Heidi Theres no point Continuing your all bitches said Kyle
Kyle Starts Crying and runs to the bathroom.
The Girls Look and smile.
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Kenny does nothing until a certain little girl and a boy that doesn't even go to the school appears when Kyle is still crying.
You Leave my Brother alone you Bitches yelled Ike
Ike What are you doing here? asked Kyle
Mum sent me here I am in grade 1 Kyle and these people are nothing they shouldn't treat you like this replied Ike
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Shut up you baby yelled Bebe
Bebe Kicks Ike into Kyle`s Face.
But Suddenly Someone Starts getting upset
It was Stan marsh
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All the girls looked suddenly not realizing what happened
Stan are you okay? asked Wendy
So this is how it is replied Stan
How what is? asked Heidi
You pick on Jews because they are different replied Stan
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I really thought you changed Bebe and Wendy but yet I see your still the same said Stan
I am Sorry I have to do this said Stan
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Suddenly Stan starts playing a song
Why Do people always hurt me
Don't you understand what you do to me
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All the girls look in disbelief
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How come you Girls always fight over boys
You trash Kyle Because his a Jew
But what is the reason for our existence
I cant believe it comes to this
Why do I have to wait for you
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I just cant see what I am waiting for
All you want to do is hurt the Jews
But I Know a thing
What if I
What If I
Was A Jew
Jews are special in every way
They cry when there teased away
I just don't know why your so mean
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Don't you wish you were
Don't you wish you were
A Jew Too
Just like my Jew Bro Kyle
He Helps the way he does when We are sad
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I don't know why you all hurt him
Yet all I know is that one of these days
I will Be a Jew too
Stan Finishes his song.
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Girls Start crying at the song
Wow replied Wendy
It is too late He is Ugly and that's all there is too it replied Bebe
Yeah Said Red
Cartman still feeling alone but suddenly he pops and is back to normal.
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Shut your god damn mouth you uncle fucking Hippie Girls! Yelled Cartman
The Girls look in shock even Kyle Does.
You Really think he gives a crap what you think no he doesn't that is your opinion so let It go you cows we look fine Kyle Does Too So Drop It Bebe and Wendy I am surprised you would do this how mean said Cartman
Cartman Smiles
So Leave Kyle Alone Before I get mad Said Cartman
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Shut up Fat ass! yelled Bebe
Aye don't call me fat you bitch Cartman Yelled Back
Cartman Looks at Kyle and Smirks
Cartman what are you doing? asked Kyle
Cram it You Stupid Jew replied Cartman
Don't call me stupid fucking fat ass yelled Kyle
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Cartman looks in anger
Cartman walks off with the shits
Stan doesn't say anything and walks off but when Kyle goes to leave a certain girl stops him but it wasn't Wendy or Bebe and not even Heidi.
it was Kenny`s Sister Karen the scared little girl pushed Kyle down to his knee ready to punch him but when the girls edge her on to hurt him .
she looked at Kenny and the girls and out of nowhere didn't punch him but kissed the living daylights out of him confusing him.
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Kyle Was Smiling for the first time since been upset
Karen why did you do that asked Kenny
She whispered in Kenny`s ear
What you like Kyle and broke up with tweak okay said Kenny
Kyle I like you a lot dude Said Karen
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Kyle Looks in Disbelief even the girls do.
Someone Calls Stan`s name
Wendy did you Call me? asked Stan
no I broke up with you replied Wendy
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Stan Goes to Turn Around
But is Kissed by The Girl that he never thought possible it Was Rebecca
Everyone is Shocked at what just happened
Holy Shit Dude replied Kyle
Kick ass Said Cartman
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Rebecca looks at everyone with an evil smile
Rebecca what are you doing? asked Stan
Rebecca grabs him again this time kissing him and grabs his nuts and pulls hurting him
ouch Rebecca it hurts yelled Stan
She lets go.
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What's wrong with you? asked Stan
Let's call It Punishment Love Replied Rebecca
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman turn their head in confusion
Stan is utterly confused
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You Seem Confused Stan replied Rebecca
Rebecca then hugs Stan
Stan lets go and ends up Smiling
Stan Can I whisper something to you? asked Rebecca
Um okay replied Stan
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Come over here in Garrisons Class replied Rebecca
They enter garrisons Class without garrison there
What's this all about you're not doing this to torment Wendy are you? asked Stan
No Stan I Actually Love you replied Rebecca
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She kisses him on the cheek and leaves
Stan is Emotional and class is on recess
Stan sits with Kyle Cartman and Kenny
Stan you okay dude? Asked Kyle
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Kyle eats his lunch
No I am not I am confused about what Rebecca said replied Stan
Does she love you oh how sweet get a room with Kyle too replied Cartman
Soon after he said that Kyle goes to hit him and Rebecca steps in hitting Cartman
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Don't call them gay yelled Rebecca
Holy shit dude she hit him hard look at the bruise Replied Kyle
Stan looks in disbelief.
Stan lets them look after Cartman while he goes over to the girls.
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Stan looks on at the girls and then Kyle appears looking at Karen both Rebecca and Karen smiles and come over to the two of them in separate corners
Hey Stan what is up? asked Rebecca
I was wondering would you be um perhaps my girl replied Stan
Rebecca smiles
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You want me to be your girl your damn right I am now come here dude replied Rebecca
Stan goes over to her and without paying attention kisses her on the lips making her blush
Whoa amazing Stan said Rebecca
Stan smiles
of course I'll be your girl Stan said Rebecca
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Rebecca smiles and they both kiss each other.
Meanwhile Kyle smiles looking at Karen
Karen will you be my uh man I forgot this is hard said Kyle
oh you're funny Kyle replied Karen
Karen and Kyle laugh.
Stuff it will you be my girl Karen McCormick asked Kyle
yours really hmm you bet I will replied Karen
Karen and Kyle kiss each other and then class begins
What will happen next on South Park?