Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine

Being a dad means phoning brothers, sisters, distant aunts-everyone- the day the baby arrives. If anyone is left out feelings will be hurt.

The Nara clan wasn't particularly big. It was your average-sized clan, the right amount for family reunions if they weren't too troublesome. The opposite was true for the Inuzuka clan. The Inuzuka clan did have family reunions but the family itself was one of the biggest in the ninja community. It was spread out across every village imaginable. Everywhere you go you could take some comfort in knowing that there would be a friendly dog and even a friendlier owner.

When Vivi and Kiyoshi were born, Tsume dropped off a rather large and heavy phone book of all the phone numbers in all the villages. At least Shikamaru thought it was a phone book of all the numbers in all of the villages.

Inuzukas have their own personal 358 page phone book.