By the time they got Iraq Jesus Escaped and teleported them back to South park Elementary Saving the day Jesus was Saved by four boys Kyle Cartman Kenny and Stan.
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Now they are back at school Stan was just wondering around doing absolutely nothing while his best friend was with his girlfriend Milly
He started walking down the lockers singing without his girlfriend Stan was alone
why do I care Wendy left me I have nothing now said Stan
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Stan Starts singing
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How do I live anymore
I just cant believe she is gone
Living in the shadow of disbelief
I just cannot go on anymore
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My sweet girl has left me
How can I go on
Why do all these people ignore me
How could friends betray me
I just don't understand
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I feel left out in the snow
Now that your gone
I will never forget the times we had
My Girl friend is gone
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Wendy is my snow
But now I have lost her for good
There is nothing left
To achieve anymore
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Suddenly he came into the lunch area and both Bebe red and Wendy heard him
There is no one left for me
Why am I still crying for you
I guess I am
In a child dream world
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I just cant live without my girlfriend Wendy Testaburger
She left me in the dark
Now I am lonely once again
We parted away and she wont come back
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I feel that I must cry once more
I must cry once more
Because I miss you Wendy Testaburger
Cry once more for you.
Stan stops singing and Wendy is shocked
Stan walks away and sits down on the ground near the cafeteria and starts crying but Wendy hears him
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Huh Stan said Wendy
Wendy looked to see Stan Crying
Wendy thinks about what happened and finally gets off her chair walking over to Stan
I guess I must cry once more whispered Stan
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Wendy walks over to see Stan crying
Why did I ever leave her? Asked Stan
Wendy was still worried
Because we needed time apart Stan replied Wendy
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Stan looked up to see Wendy and she put her hand on his face and Stan smiled even tho tears were coming down his face.
Wendy I… muttered Stan
Wendy stared at him and Stan smiled
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Stan calm down its okay I am here dude replied Wendy
Stan started to smile a bit more when Wendy gave him a jumper to put on to keep him warm
Wendy um… muttered Stan
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Wendy smiled putting her hand on his face then suddenly Kyle came out with his girlfriend and saw Wendy and Stan talking and Wendy`s hand on Stan`s face.
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Wow there really into their relationship said Milly
Milly was Amazed
They have been friends for a while replied Kyle
Kyle we need to break up said Milly
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What why? Asked Kyle
Kyle was upset
Because your friend needs you Kyle replied Milly
After careful advisement from his ex-girlfriend Milly he understood and went back to Cartman watching Stan
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Now are you okay Stan? Asked Wendy
Stan Sniffled
I guess so replied Stan
Stan smiled
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Good then I will see you later said Wendy
Wendy Wait replied Stan
Wendy heard him and turned to him
Yes Stan replied Wendy
Stan went to her ear and whispered
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Can we get back together Wendy? Asked Stan
Wendy thought about it and nodded
Stan smiled and Wendy kissed him on the cheek
You always cheer me up Wendy replied Stan
Wendy Smiled
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They soon hugged for 15 mins
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Then Let go and Stan Puked while Wendy Giggled
Kyle walked over to Stan as Wendy left back to her table
Dude your back with her cool said Kyle
Stan smiled
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Yeah so what to do now? Asked Kyle
Suddenly before anything could be said The Girls and Boys Except for Wendy was kidnapped and now she must save them now
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Oh No Stan Cartman Kenny! Yelled Wendy
Wendy Was By herself and now has to find every single student who has been held captive in the town hall.
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What am I Going to do They are all captive it is impossible for me to save them said Wendy
Wendy Thought about it a lot until she heard a voice
Wendy Don't give up on them replied Hysterion
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Wendy turned around to see a mysterious person in blue with red stripes on the side and a h in the middle of his shirt
Excuse me who are you? Asked Wendy
Hysterion smiled
I am the one who looks after girls in the day and night I am the protector of the female Species of South Park, I am Hysterion. replied Hysterion
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Wendy was confused
What do I do to stop them from hurting Kyle and Bebe also my boyfriend Stan? Asked Wendy
Hysterion also thought about it
Wendy Wait Replied Hysterion
Wendy Went to go off but heard Hysterion`s Voice
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What Hysterion! Yelled Wendy
I wasn't captured Wendy I Escaped replied Hysterion
Hysterion took his mask off and it was Stan
Stan you're here how? Asked Wendy
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Because the rest didn't get taken I saved them here they come now replied Stan
Everyone returned back to school and Wendy was amazed
Kyle smiled and went off around the school and went to class
Now we are going to learn… muttered Garrison
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Bebe raises her hand
Yes Bebe? Asked Garrison
What is a flippy dippy? Asked Bebe
Garrison looked at Bebe in shock.
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Kyle smiled
Bebe Went on to talk again but Kyle for some reason took Bebe's voice into his liking
Kyle raises his hand
Yes Kyle? Asked Garrison
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Um what's an erection? Asked Kyle
Garrison Sighs
It's when your penis becomes like a stiff stick why do u ask Kyle? Asked Garrison
Kyle blushed
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Well I um can I talk outside Garrison? Asked Kyle
Sure Kyle replied Garrison
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They head just outside the class
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What's the problem Kyle? Asked Garrison
I know who has an erection replied Kyle
What who? Asked Garrison
Me I have a boner because I like Bebe I know it's at a young age I don't know what to do replied Kyle
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You Can't have it Kyle it is impossible said Garrison
But then Garrison looked at Kyle and saw his boner and was shocked
Oh my god there is only one thing to do you have to get with Bebe now and kiss her before you go out of control replied Garrison
Kyle smiled
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But I cannot kiss girls said Kyle
Kyle you will do it ASAP Yelled Garrison
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They Enter the room and Kyle`s boner goes down while Mr Garrison is worried
The Bell Rang but Kyle stayed behind so did Bebe per Mr Garrison`s instructions
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Bebe I want you to go home and sleep well tonight okay go now said Garrison
Garrison turned to Kyle
Okay now that she is gone you have to sneak in her room and kiss her tonight on the lips got it Kyle said Garrison
Kyle smiled and agreed on it
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Okay Mr Garrison replied Kyle
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The Final bell Rang and everyone went home soon enough it was almost bed time for all kids
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Meanwhile at Bebe`s house
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I wonder what the talk Kyle and Garrison had hmm. Asked Bebe
Bebe smiled and went to her bed
Kyle was under her bed she was fast asleep but Kyle was right next to her and she woke up scared
Kyle What the Hell! Yelled Bebe
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What are you doing here dude asked Bebe
Bebe looked and was amazed
What is that thing growing longer off you? Asked Bebe
Kyle blushed
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Oh no not again replied Kyle
Bebe smiled
Kyle do u like me or something? Asked Bebe
Kyle nodded
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I have to do something to you Bebe do u mind? Asked Kyle
Bebe stared at him and smiled
Sure Kyle do what you need. Replied Bebe
Kyle went on and kissed her on the lips his whole mind changed in an instant he started seeing things he never thought possible
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Wow incredible Kyle is that thing lowering down now? Asked Bebe
Kyle nodded no
Oh well I hmm maybe ring Wendy said Bebe
I don't think that will be wise since Stan is at Wendy`s now replied Kyle
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Bebe was shocked
His Kissing Wendy now too wow I guess I should continue then said Bebe
They continued kissing for the entire night into the morning they both had a thrill like never before Kyle`s boner had stopped for now.
Bebe smiled
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Wow Kyle that was amazing replied Bebe
Kyle smiled
Shit I got to get to school you too Bebe said Kyle
Kyle got a ride with Bebe`s mum to school alongside Bebe
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They Arrived in The School and everyone is shocked to see Kyle with Bebe.
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Jesus Christ dude you stayed with her the night replied Stan
Kyle smiled but the urge of a boner came along and Bebe noticed as they head to the back of the school and Start their kissing again.
Will we get into trouble Kyle? Asked Bebe
Kyle and Bebe Smiled Still Kissing
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The boner isn't stopping replied Kyle
I know you want a BJ a girl told me about it said Bebe
What! Yelled Kyle
Bebe smiled so did Kyle
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Drop your Pants and I'll show you said Bebe
I am not dropping my pants dude that's sick replied Kyle
Bebe got cross
Drop them damn you yelled Bebe
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Kyle hated her getting angry and had no choice but to drop his pants and Bebe Gave him a BJ
Student were going to class and heard moaning coming from the back of the school the three boys & Wendy Red and Butter headed their but when they got their they saw something very ugly
Jesus Christ Kyle! Yelled Butters & Stan
Holy Crap The Jew is yuck replied Wendy & Cartman
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Is he getting A BJ wow said Red
Kyle and Bebe stopped and Kyle`s boner had finally gone away they were happy again and Kyle put his pants up
Thank you Bebe replied Kyle
Bebe Smiled
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Your welcome Kyle said Bebe
Everyone was cross mainly the girls
What! Yelled Bebe
You gave him a BJ what's wrong with you? Asked Wendy
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Bebe smiled
he had a damn boner I had no choice yelled Bebe
Wendy & Stan eventually understood it so left it at that since the boner was completely destroyed and Kyle was back to his normal self with no girlfriend
When they got back they saw Trent Boyett who escaped from prison punched Cartman that hard he became unconscious and his face was in a poisoned State
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Stan Realized Very Quickly and ran over to Cartman
Cartman Get up dude said Stan
He wasn't budging an inch he wasn't breathing
Stan had tears down his eyes as Wendy watched in horror as her boyfriend was crying
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Stan What`s going on why are you crying? Asked Kyle
Stan cried even more deeply
Cartman please Cartman don't die! Yelled Stan
Kyle looked and he was angry
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Get up fat ass! Yelled Kyle
Kyle got furious
Get your god damn ass up now! Yelled Kyle again
Kyle Realized Cartman wasn't faking it and went to Cartman`s aid and started Crying
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Cartman Wake up Cartman! Cried Kyle
They Were both Crying
Garrison and Mackey came over to see what happened
Trent Boyett was arrested for what he did to Eric Cartman
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Jesus Christ Call an ambulance quick Mackey! Yelled Garrison
Mackey Rushed to the phone and called an ambulance for Cartman
The Ambulance arrived in no time and put Cartman on a stretcher in the ambulance and rushed him there
Meanwhile at the hospital Stan and Kyle Emerged in the bed where Cartman was laying still in a coma
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Stan we cannot do anything we have to go let him sleep said Kyle
But I. Oh god replied Stan
Stan had tears down his eyes
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Kyle aided his best friend with his emotional problem directing him outside but before long a beep on the machine showed Kyle you God Damn Jew, When Kyle Turned he couldn't believe his eyes his Name popped up on the screen Kyle rushed to Cartman`s Aid
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Don't call me a Damn Jew Fat ass! Yelled Kyle
Everyone heard him in the hospital but the words came up again on the machine Hippies Must Die…..
Stan Came in to see Hippies must die and looked at Kyle and aided him outside
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Then a whisper in the air Called Stan`s name and he turned around to see Cartman While Kyle went home.
Stan listened closely to Cartman and smiled and hugged him
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Cartman I never thought I would say this but I love you man please I don't want you to die cried Stan
And I too Stan replied Cartman
Huh said Stan
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He heard Cartman`s voice
Cartman are you okay? Asked Stan
Suddenly Cartman`s soul went into Stan`s body for about a minute and went back to his body and Stan went to go home but a miracle happened
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Oi dick face where you going? Asked Cartman
Stan turned around to see Cartman awake and living talking to Stan.
Cartman your alive replied Stan
Damn right I am listen you cannot let Kyle know I am okay got it said Cartman
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Dude he will find out soon tho replied Stan
Cartman smiled at Stan who still had tears coming down and Cartman got off his bed and hugged Stan who suddenly smiled and then the doctor came in and was astonished to see Cartman awake and completely fine.
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Wow he is alive and Their friendship wow replied Doctor
After an hour of heartfelt words they finally let him out and the next day Cartman was allowed to go off to school
Cartman want to trade places I will say you stupid Jew and you act like me okay said Stan
Sweet dude replied Cartman
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They smiled and Laughed they arrived at the bus stop and Kyle was waiting for a remark from Cartman they both smiled and looked at Kyle
You're a Stupid Jew yelled Stan
Stan what did you call me? Asked Kyle
Dude I think he called you a stupid Jew replied Cartman
Kyle was shocked that they switched places
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Okay you guys are weird today replied Kyle
They got on the bus
Hey Fat ass what is going on dude? Asked Kyle
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Who you calling fat you're the Jew I am not fat at all dude replied Cartman
Kyle and Everyone on the bus was shocked
Want to trade back Cartman? Asked Stan
Sure Dude replied Cartman
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They went back to normal after awhile
God almighty what's wrong with fat ass today asked Kyle
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Aye Don't call me fat you Fucking Jew! Yelled Cartman
Kyle smiled and got angry.
They finally reached school and headed into Garrison`s Class
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Dude what`s happening? Asked Stan
I don't know Stan, replied Kyle
They Finally Started class after a while it got boring that they started to fall asleep
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Stan put his hand up
Yes Stan? Asked Garrison
Can I talk to Wendy outside for 20 mins replied Stan
Garrison thought about it and nodded
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Wendy outside with Stan now! Yelled Garrison
Wendy was worried so she followed Stan and he led her to a hidden place in the school
Stan what is wrong? Asked Wendy
Wendy I um would you um oh man this is hard said Stan
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Wendy smiled in confusion
Wendy I want to make sweet love with you. Replied Stan
Wendy was shocked
Stan what do u mean? Asked Wendy
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Stan sat next to her and smiled
Wendy felt her heart pumping loudly and couldn't take it anymore and started kissing him lots they enjoyed it heaps no one knew where they were which made Stan happy.
Wow Stan that is Amazing you're a great kisser replied Wendy
Stan smiled
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I know Wendy and I never said this before but your hat is very nice and cute too just like me and my hat Said Stan
Wendy blushed and smiled at the same time and Stan blushed as well
Why thank you Stan… muttered Wendy
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Stan stopped her from talking and kissed her more times than before they fell off a desk and everyone heard them heading to the hidden area which was the music room.
Stan what are you doing on the ground? Asked Kyle
Garrison looked and saw them kissing on the ground everyone was shocked
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Stan that was amazing dude replied Wendy
The class examined them and they all went back to class as did Stan and Wendy
The final bell rang after no time 8 hours later Stan was in bed thinking until Wendy appeared under his bed and she smiled at him
Wendy what are you.. muttered Stan
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Before he could finish Wendy gave him a huge hug and His parents walked in and were shocked when Wendy was hugging Stan
Stanley your Hugging Wendy that's so cute said Sharon
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They Scratched their head and knew they had to separate and thus heading them out into their own worlds as peace and quiet Happened but now Anal Probe is about to happen who will be Safe find out on The Animation South Park anytime soon.