Disclaimer:Naruto isn't mine

Being a dad means asking a nurse to show you how to change your baby's diaper. This lesson will give you the illusion of knowledge.

Sasuke Uchiha- top student of Konohana Ninja Academy. Excellent study skills. Naturally intelligent. Could handle anything you threw at him.

Kyoko Uchiha- newborn baby. Probably knows more of the world and what's going on around her then most people will ever realize she does. Can't talk or walk. Still experimental as to personality and intelligence.

And yet it was because of this small, adorable, beautiful creature that Sasuke had to ask for help. Help. Help. For once in his life, Sasuke was glad the rest of the Uchiha clan wasn't around to see this.

The nurse was getting ready to change Kyoko's diaper and she had a full tool kit of cream, wipes, and yes the diapers themselves. Sasuke watched the nurse wondering what her next move would be and if he should ask the question in the first place,

He walked over to the nurse, took the deepest breath he's ever taken and said. "Can you teach me how to change a diaper?"