Chapter 5: The Great Banana and Apple Debate
A/N: Hello everyone and Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! I've been waiting to do this chapter idea for a while now. Sorry I hadn't updated in a while just busy shopping for presents and then wrapping them honestly I'm a horrible wrapper it's just…BAD! Anyway hope you like this chapter I find it quite funny!
Sam's POV
I walked into the TARDIS console room I had grabbed a snack which was an apple. I sat down and every few minutes as I was eating I would catch the Doctor looking and then he'd immediately look away so he thought he would not get caught. I eventually said "Alright, you've been staring at me for the past five minutes what?" he said "What?" I said again "You have been staring what is the matter?" he said "Oh right well uh it's just apples are rubbish." I said "Oi they are not!" he said "No, no they are." Then we started to argue for a long time to the point I was seriously annoyed so I said to annoy him "Well then Bananas are rubbish!" he had a look of shock and said "OOOOHHH YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT EARTH GIRL!" I said "NOPE I WILL NOT THEY ARE RUBBISH!" he said "YOU'VE DONE IT KNOW!" I said "BITE ME ALIEN BOY!" he said "YOU HAVE BROUGHT ON THE ONCOMING STORM MISSY!" I said "WELL I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU LIKE THE DALEKS ARE!" we kept arguing so much we didn't even notice Rose and Mickey watching Rose said "Doctor? Samantha?" we didn't hear her she said again "Doctor!? Samantha!? We still didn't hear her so she said "DOCTOR AND SAMANTHA!" we looked at her and said "WHAT!?" at the same time we side glared at each other. Rose asked "What are you two arguing about!?" I said "He called apples rubbish!" as I pointed at him he pointed at me and said "Well she called Bananas rubbish!" I looked at him and said "Only because you annoyed me!" Rose said "ENOUGH!" we looked at an angry Rose Tyler and snickering Mickey Smith. Rose said "Why don't you both just apologize to each other and just go about your merry way?" I said and turned my back to the Doctor "I'm not apologizing to him!" The Doctor did the same and said "If you think I'll apologize to her for this you must think I'm mad!" Then Rose set the worst death glare at us both I've ever seen the Doctor said "Sorry Samantha won't happen again!" I said "I'm sorry too Doctor won't happen again either!" Rose was then satisfied and she and Mickey walked away. I stuck my tongue out at him he did the same to me and I sat down and he went back to the console. I said "Apples are better." He said "Bananas are better." Rose yelled from down the hall "KNOCK IT OFF THE BOTH OF YOU NOW!" we tensed at her scream and I went to my room to read one of my books. I realized soon it won't be much longer before I meet Cybermen for the first time. I realized The Doctor has been fighting those things sense his first regeneration. Those Cybermen just don't know when to quit do they?
A/N: The next chapter should be up by the 26th hopefully maybe I just don't quite know yet. Hope you all loved this chapter as much as I did! Yeah I know it's short
-HAPPY WHOMAS!-