Phineas smiled as they looked at their invention. It looked like a pair of old boring rings, but when they put them on they would respond to thought. Phineas put his on and promptly decided to turn invisible. For the next hour he was laughing as his dad tried in vain to find him.
They sat down at the dinner table with some potato salad.
"It's so cool that you have a robot. Last time me and Ferb made some robots that looked like us they tried to destroy us when I shut down their coffee franchise."
He laughed, "That happened to me when I tried to make a robot better then Norm. It tried to turn me into a smoothie."
"How does Norm work anyways?"
"Apparently he runs on squirrel power."
Just then Norm walked up, "DAD MAJOR MONOGRAM CALLED AND WANTS TO TALK TO YOU."
Phineas looked at his dad, "Who's Major Monogram?"
"Just someone from work. I have to go take this."
He got up and Phineas looked at Norm.
"So what does dad do?"
"HE'S AN EVIL SCIENTIST."
"Really?"
"YES EVERYDAY HE TRIES TO TAKE OVER AND AN AGENT COMES OVER TO STOP HIM."
Phineas could now hear his dad clearly on the phone, "Listen Francis don't send him over here tomorrow. My son is here and I do not want to work this week… I do to have a son! Here you can talk to him." He walked in and handed the phone to Phineas, "Here say something."
"Hello?"
"Hi, is he really telling the truth?"
"About me being his son? Yes, I was surprised too my mom just told me today." He handed back the phone to his dad.
"Listen Frances if you send him over it'll be a waist of time." He hung up and sat down, "Listen I've been meaning to ask you this, what do you think about evil?"
Phineas shrugged slightly, "It depends on which kind. There's good evil and there's bad evil."
"Good and bad evil."
"Well, I guess I hate bad evil. Like if I had a chance I would stop it. Good evil, it's like you're trying to take over somewhere, but because you think you can provide more protection or keep someone safe or like someone hurts someone you know and you make them stop by force."
"Well, you should know that I'm an evil scientist."
"I know Norm told me." He said taking his dad by surprise.
"And you don't care?"
"No, I do. You don't seem to be the bad evil type though so I'm okay with it."
"Well, I have a feeling Monobrow's going to send my nemesis over anyways tomorrow so you wanna help me?"
"As long as no one gets hurt."
