Dear Atlantium (Alyssa),
Good day, you probably haven't heard of me but my name is Alek Falin, also known as the great Republic of Lostisland (again you probably haven't heard of me), I've had my eye on you for a while now and have been secretly watching (stalking) your moves towards world domination.
I want you to know you have my full support and I will help you in any way possible to further your goals!
So yeah... that's pretty much it... I have to go now before Russia finds out I wrote this.
Alek
P.s. we should play a game sometime *smiles*
G'day Alek,
One thing first is you sound just like Russia, very creepy-ish. Two don't be watching me because it's not pretty when you get on my bad side. Why would I want someone I don't even know like you help me with world domination? I mean you can be like Russia and trick me so you can rule the world. Not going to work. You just remember that before you reply again make sure you don't sound so creepy, okay?
Alantium
(P.S. Maybe when you learn not to be such a creeper)