Chad was laying on his bed, watching T.V. He rolled his eyes at it because it was another sappy love story. He called his two friends. The Fox and the Cyclops.

"Come on, pick up the fucking phone." the fire vampire growled. Chad was very different from all of the other vampires. He can absorb fire and by the gods how much he loved fire. You can say that he only feeds on fire. Heh, Could he be Natsu's son? Haha Just playing.

"Hello?" A female voice said in a singing tone.

"Oh hi, Mom!" Chad calls everyone's mother Mom or mommy. "Is Eddy home?"

"Oh Hi chad! Yes he is home and his cell phone is on now so you can call his cell phone, deary~"

"aww ok! thanks mom!" He said cheerfully then he hanged up, soon to be calling Eddy's phone.

"Hello?"

"What's up Foxy?"

"Ugh, I never told you to call me that, Fire breath."

"shut up man, put Ed on the phone too."

Eddy sighed as he began to call up the Cyclops's cell phone. Once Ed answered the phone, Eddy soon began to make it a 3 way call.

"Uhh, Hi you guys. This better be quick! I am watching Megaclops."

"Alright, alright, one eye. you can go back to your nerdy series after I tell you what's going on." Chad said as he was reading a Goddess playboy magazine.

"Dude, come on, what the deal?" The impatient fox said as he laid on his circular bed.

"I want to get that Phoenix's power..her flames...I hunger that power.."

"I don't know Chad, if you keep that much fire, won't you get gas?"

"No, Ed! that's beans!" Eddy said angrily, face palming.

"Sure am, Eddy!"

"Ok you two dumbasses just shut up and listen to me." Chad demanded and the two of them got silent. "Now, all the reason why I want to have all of the fire power is because I want to take over the school."

"why do you want to do that, fire douche?"

"Because! I hunger her fire. The Phoenix fire is so rare. And I want to take over this miserable school. Take it over so that the Gods can see how much power I have."

"Uhh Eddy that doesn't sound good. It seems that Chad doesn't like butter toast"

"Oh shut up ED! Now what's in it for US, Chad?"

"Eddy, my dear foxy boy. I shall make you rich and you would never EVER go poor again"

Now that sounded like music into Eddy's ears. Eddy hated being poor and he was so tired of sharing his money and giving it away.

"Then it's a deal! Ed and I will help you!"

"Uhh Eddy I didn't get to ask him what's in it for m-"

"Shut up Ed! we are helping him! Ok Chad and one eye I will see y'all later."

All of them hanged up. Ed looked sad. Why did he look like that? I guess he was tired of being rushed. When will his voice be heard?

A/N: ok you guys I am so sorry that this is short. I promise it will get longer and we will have some smut and lemon~~ I promise! *heart heart*